Tony: How are we going to get back if we can't use teleport?
Larry: We'll worry about that when we get back.
Chris: First, we値l get rid of that stupid wand, and then we値l be able to teleport.
Larry: Yeah. We're going to the Rift.
John: So, do you travel toward the town or --
Larry: Is it Rookroost?
John: No, it's just a small village.
Larry: Do we need anything in this village? No? Pass it.
John: Okay, Tony, probably your hit points that have to be healed --
Tony: I know.
John: We make our way to the Rift. It should only take us 2 days.
Larry: That's the fucking theory, anyway.
John: You don't go to the town, you keep on going straight.
Larry: I make a sacrifice to my god Thor. I sacrifice my staff of absorption.
John: I did my sacrificing in battle. The terrain is plains, with some hills and shit. So,
who's leading, or whatever? We're on horses again?
Larry: I go first.
Andrew: Tell the dogs to take a run.
John: Okay, they go about 250 feet, they start looking around and then they both take off.
Larry: Take cover.
John: This is when it hits. Breath weapon.
Chris: Made it.
Geoff: Made it.
Andrew: Made it.
Anthony: Made it.
Tony: Made it.
Larry: Made it.
Andrew: I call my dogs back.
John: Okay, Chris, Anthony, and Andrew, you all take 100 points of damage.
Anthony: I知 dead.
Larry: No, you're not!
Anthony: Thanks! Thought I'd get away with it!
John: Geoff and Tony, 25 points of damage each. Marlenus and Silvaticus, 76 points of damage.
You got a red dragon over your head, you and Tony got a black dragon over yours, me and
Larry got a blue dragon.
Anthony: What they'd hit me with, the fire? I got red dragon scale on me.
Chris: So take half.
John: It's fire, acid, and electricity.
Geoff: Is anybody riding them?
John: No. We have to do initiative, they're right over your heads, they're ready to do their
attacks.
Chris: 6.
John: 6.
Anthony: Armor class?
John: Red dragon, -9, black dragon, -9, blue dragon, -8.
Chris: Will decapitation work?
John: Just give maximum damage. You can't decapitate this size.
Andrew: Can I use that sword now, or is it light outside?
John: It's light outside.
Larry: I cast haste on the party.
Andrew: Thank you.
Chris: Alright.
John: Oh, it's the same time, you move normally. You're not hasted.
Geoff: They used a slow spell.
Larry: Okay.
John: Okay. Regular attacks. Silent Thunder and Rugrat, make a saving throw versus spells.
Chris: Made it by a mile.
Anthony: Made it.
John: You thought that you were almost gonna lose your weapons. Larry, you can't hear anything.
Tony: John, you mean a slow spell was cast on us?
John: Yeah.
Tony: So I'll use a haste on the party again. How's that? Well, I値l do it after this round,
cause I already --
John: It wouldn't work.
Tony: I decide not to.
John: Okay. That's a bonus.
Tony: I know.
Anthony: 80 points damage.
Chris: 147 points of damage.
John: Okay, Anthony, 20, Chris, 20, Andrew, 30.
Tony: I didn't even get to --
John: It's happening at the same time.
Tony: Oh, okay, sorry.
Andrew: 70.
John: It drops now. You still get the damage. You got 30 points of damage, his mouth closed
on you when he died.
Andrew: I heal myself.
Geoff: 164, open hand.
John: Okay, you got 30.
Geoff: Okay.
John: And Tony, you have 40. Larry --
Larry: On the red dragon, 130.
Tony: Sorry, John, mine was on the red dragon also.
John: And the red dragon also? 35 points of damage, then.
Larry: I've got 21 hit points left. Heal.
John: They all dropped.
Andrew: Okay, the skin.
John: The skin.
Geoff: I ain't touching mine. That's acid.
Anthony: Cut open the belly of the red dragon, see what's in there.
Andrew: Cut all of them, fuck.
John: Cut all of them. No problem.
Andrew: Okay, so I take out the big teeth on it, the ones like fangs --
John: Yeah.
Andrew: -- I cut off a piece of skin, put it on this hand and wrap the skin like that. Clean it
up of course.
John: Okay. Cool.
Tony: How tough is dragon skin?
Andrew: I don't care.
Tony: No, I'm just wondering if it's worth taking.
Andrew: I --
Tony: No, I mean how strong is it, what use is it?
Larry: It's worth it, but to carry it -- we could bury it. Dig spell.
Tony: That would be a waste of a spell.
John: Chris, 160 points of damage. You got hit.
Chris: I know, but from what?
John: 156 points of damage, Anthony.
Anthony: From what?
John: You guys are all interested in these dragons. 70 points of damage, Andrew.
Chris: So, I turn around, now what?
John: 62 for Geoff.
Geoff: I wasn't looking at the dragons.
John: Well, you're not surprised, but they値l still attack. 74, Larry. 93, Tony. There's 18
hordlings.
Geoff: I got 3 hit points left.
Chris: Hordlings. Oh, no.
Anthony: What are they?
Chris: Fucking demons from Hades.
Geoff: John, I'm down.
Tony: So am I, John.
Geoff: I stay down.
Larry: Can these things fly?
John: Yeah.
Chris: I stay down.
Andrew: What, will they go away?
Anthony: What's everybody doing down?
John: Initiative.
Anthony: 3.
John: 4.
Andrew: I'm, down.
Tony: Tell me everything you know about them, fast.
Chris: I don't know anything about them.
John: You know that these ones can usually spit acid, they have magic resistance, and they
have multiple attacks.
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Chris: So how do we kill them?
John: There's no special way to kill them.
[Geoff passes a note to the DM]
John: Chris, if you stay down, you have 56 points of damage. 48 points of damage, Anthony.
Andrew, 63 points of damage.
Geoff: I知 down.
John: You're down, they don't eat dead [?]
Geoff: I'm dead anyway.
John: Hmmm. They don't hit you, and they don稚 hit you. They池e after, basically --
Tony: John, I'm on the ground now, I just want to know was there any cover nearby?
John: No. There's no cover.
Larry: Armor class?
John: 0.
Tony: [?] the trench. Fight them from the trench, but you don't have the time.
John: There's 2 per guy.
Tony: I'm assuming there's none for me, John, simply use --
John: They値l even dance on your head if you're laying down. These things, you got to
understand, they're summoned to destroy anything that's alive.
Anthony: 60 points -- my uh -- Chris, you fighting back?
Chris: No, I'm dead.
Anthony: 60 points damage.
John: Drops.
Tony: You're dead? Or just feigning?
Geoff: They hit me when I was still lying down, I think.
Chris: In the next melee, I'll come back to life. Okay, I'll wish myself back to full hit
points.
Geoff: John, did --
Tony: Same with me, John.
Geoff: They still hit me when I was down?
John: No, they tried -- they were too busy, with the other ones, they didn't hit you.
Geoff: Okay, I got 3 hit points left.
Tony: John, in the same round that he gets [?], I'll be resurrected, and then I'm going to
invoke my healing ring, but you have to tell me when we can do that, when the next
melee round is.
John: Okay.
Larry: 103 on one --
Tony: Good.
Larry: 65 on another.
John: Drop.
Larry: Both?
John: [?]
Andrew: 46 on one, 41 on the other.
John: Drop. There is 8 left.
Anthony: Initiative.
Tony: It's the next melee round?
Larry: 6.
John: 5.
Tony: How are you doing on hit points there?
Chris: I'm back.
Tony: You're back, but how are you doing on hit points?
John: Okay, which guys are standing up and fighting these things?
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