John: Yeah.
Larry: 189 and 199.
Anthony: I’m not rolling.
Chris: Is he dead or alive?
John: He drops.
Tony: I didn't even hit him yet.
Chris: That's the last guy.
Tony: Oh, well, okay, I save it.
Geoff: He said he drops, he didn't say he was dead.
Tony: So we take his head off.
Chris: Chop.
Tony: Isn’t this fun? I know I’m having fun. This ship is a great ship, we should go on
these voyages more often ... are we gonna make it that far with these kind of attacks?
Larry: Wait till we get to the Abyss, man!
Tony: No, I'm talking about this ship, I'll worry about the others when we get there, I’m
talking about this ship.
Larry: I'm worrying about it now.
Tony: You just died and you're worried about the Abyss? You might never see the Abyss.
Larry: Good. I feel better now.
John: Saving throw 3 times under spells.
Tony: I don't believe it, it doesn't stop, does it?
Larry: All of us?
John: Yeah.
Larry: Lovely.
Anthony: 3 times?
Tony: Is anyone getting the idea that someone doesn't like us?
Larry: No, yes, yes.
Geoff: Yes, yes, yes.
Andrew: Yes, no, yes.
Anthony: Yes, yes, yes, yes --
John: Hang on, hang on --
Chris: All 3, I made them.
John: Take 36 for each.
Geoff: Made it.
John: Take 36 for each roll.
Andrew: Yes, no, yes.
John: 36, 72, 36. Larry, you were "no, yes, yes"?
Larry: That's right.
John: 72, 36, 36.
Larry: I'm dead.
Geoff: What are they using?
John: This guy here, [?] the first guy that he killed, --
Tony: And took his head off.
John: -- came over here --
Tony: He's dead. I took his head off. I removed his head, I do that with every person I
kill. That's obvious.
John: Yeah, in the middle of this fucking combat? No, I'm sorry.
Tony: It's on the tape, John, you’ll find it on the tape.
Chris: Ha! instant replay!
Tony: Alright, I missed one.
John: 72, 36, 36.
Tony: Alright, so he's back. So, what do I get, John, I made them all.
John: You made them all? 36 each.
Tony: What were they?
John: Fireballs.
Tony: I absorb them.
John: Okay, fine, the guy is there, he has a wand, and a sword in his hand.
Andrew: Nuke the faggot.
Tony: What is he, right here?
John: Right here.
Tony: I tell you what I'm going to do, John, he wants to -- the fucking bastard --
Anthony: [?] the red dragon scale cloak?
Geoff: It quarters it or something.
Larry: Yeah, it might half and quarter it, instead of full and half.
Andrew: I'm dead.
Geoff: So you only get a quarter, half of 36, 18 ... fire resistance?
John: It would bring yours down by another half.
Andrew: Those rings that we found, if somebody casts a spell at you does that take it in?
John: No.
Geoff: Hmmm, 54, I'm still alive.
John: Geoff, you're still alive?
Geoff: Yeah.
John: Okay, Andrew's dead, Larry's dead, anybody else dead?
Larry: Let's do a roll call.
Andrew: Ace of spades --
John: Silvaticus is dead.
Larry: Join the club.
Chris: Fuck, why don't we just all go dead?
Tony: John, delayed blast fireball, 105 at him -- don't tell me he volleys it, John.
John: He volleys it.
Tony: I absorb it ... so I can't hit him, and he can’t hit me, so I'm going to go over to
him. I can't use a teleport.
John: You rush him? How many guys are rushing him?
Tony: I am.
Anthony: I am.
John: 3 guys are rushing him.
Tony: Fuck the son of a bitch! No, I'm staying where I am, I'm going to pick him off with
arrows. I'm gonna pick him off till he dies. What's his armor class? -10?
John: Yeah.
Anthony: Is it our turn to go?
John: Yeah.
Tony: Missed, missed, missed, missed -- missed, missed, missed, missed. Hasted. Missed,
-- fucking bastard! -- missed, missed, missed.
Chris: Stop saying that, fuck, I'm fucking up on my rolls.
Anthony: 72, John.
Tony: Hit ... one hit out of 12 shots.
Chris: 3 decapitations, total of 150 points of damage.
John: Uh --
Chris: I'm just telling you that.
John: The decapitation's not working. Like, it cuts, but his arm's still there.
Tony: How much are your hellfire arrows worth, John? The ones you gave me?
John: They're 10d12.
Chris: Is he dead?
John: No.
Tony: Plus the normal damage for arrows? ... 96.
Chris: Is he dead?
John: Yeah.
Chris: Cut his head off.
Tony: Cut his head off.
Anthony: Grab the blanket of life --
Tony: Hey, that thing he's got, get that stuff he's got.
Chris: I take his head off, and I hold it over a flaming torch and burn his brains out.
Anthony: There's 3 charges left in that blanket of life?
John: No, there's 4.
Anthony: Do all the guys.
Geoff: You don't need one for Larry, he's got a ring.
Anthony: And you?
Geoff: I'm not dead.
Chris: Strip the body.
John: First, I want to say another thing too. This guy here, that you fought, Larry, --
Larry: I heal myself.
John: -- okay. He disappeared.
Tony: Jesus Christ! Who the fuck -- somebody's watching us, man, God, I wish we could just --
Larry: How do dead bodies disappears?
John: You guys think you have a monopoly on rings of regeneration?
Tony: Detect invisibility, John. Around the whole ship.
John: Nothing.
Chris: I cut the heads off of all the dead, strip the bodies.
Larry: Put any fires out.
Chris: Put any fires out, toss the decapitated bodies overboard --
Tony: We should have asked one --
Chris: -- and we take the heads, and we burn them.
John: Okay.
Tony: We pile their weapons in a bag of holding.
Andrew: Just put them downstairs in the ship.
John: Most of them are black steel weapons, like their armor.
Tony: Anybody got detect invisibility naturally, your paladin?
John: No, I can detect evil.
Tony: Sorry, detect evil.
John: I can detect no evil. Oh, in the weapons, oh, yeah they -- I'd go nuts -- We've seen
these weapons before; they're Drow, these are all +5, +6, +7.
Tony: What are we going to do with them.
John: They're worthless in the sun.
Chris: Leave them out, we're gonna keep them till daylight, and then we’ll lay them out on the
fucking deck. If we throw them overboard, they’re gonna sink to the bottom and darkness.
John: Do you remember that one of the guys you were fighting had a staff?
Larry: I check it.
John: You find the body, but you don't find the staff.
Larry: Right.
Tony: Where's that wand again? That Orcus ward?
Chris: It's in someone’s bag of holding.
Geoff: I got it.
Tony: Okay. No, you wouldn't put it in a bag of holding, you don't put that thing in a bag of
holding.
Geoff: The only thing that can get in there is through the ethereal.
Andrew: Those weapons we just found, can I use them? [?].
John: Tony, the 48 points of damage that you have cannot be cured by any magical means.
Larry: Oh, you've got to heal it normally.
John: You got hit by a dagger which Andrew found. It's a +3 dagger of wounding.
Tony: Okay.
John: Now, gentlemen, there's 3 girdles of giant strength. And the rest is, like I said,
garbage ... the wand the guy had in his hands that you killed, it's a wand of fireballs.
Tony: I already got a wand.
John: It only has 2 charges left.
Tony: Figures.
John: You check the bodies?
Geoff: Yeah.
John: All the men have a weird colored skirt, and they have tiny little horns sticking out of
their heads. Underneath their cloaks they all have Great Kingdom uniforms.
Chris: Big deal.
Larry: It may surprise you, but try and imagine how much I must care.
Andrew: Out of those Drow weapons, which one's the best?
John: Dagger +3, of wounding.
Andrew: Nobody cares if I take that?
John: And a long sword +6.
Chris: Come daybreak we're gonna put the remainder of the weapons on the deck and watch them
rot.
John: Okay, 2 weeks will pass by. Without incident. You are at the river's edge where you
want to get off. You see a small town. The captain asks if they should wait for you.
Larry: That's a good question ... I don't think so. Send the ship back. It’ll just get
destroyed here.
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