John: Put down where Larry is ... hopefully I have all these guys done properly [on the
map]. Now it's initiative, right?
Andrew: No, they just fell off their horses, didn't they?
Larry: 6.
John: 5, go first gentlemen.
Larry: John, these 2 that I hit --
Tony: Who's here?
Larry: -- what happened to the riders?
John: They fell onto the boat. Armor class -10.
Larry: 79 on one, and 80 on another.
John: Okay, they're both still alive.
Anthony: 72, John.
John: Drops. Stay where you are.
Tony: Okay, Geoff. [?]
Andrew: 66 on the guy I'm fighting. My arrows.
Geoff: John, 38 points.
Chris: 111.
John: Okay.
Chris: Is he alive?
John: Yes. Lazarus?
Tony: This one, 25, 2 arrows; Geoff's, I did a cone of cold. 75 points. Hang on a sec, did
you go -- Geoff, how did you hit your guy?
Geoff: Fists.
Tony: Forget it. Two arrows on Geoff's, 25 on Geoff's, 79 on this guy, otherwise Geoff will
get the cone of cold.
John: Okay. Rugrat, the guy that you hit, he's on the ground, he's going, aw, shit [?] like
that, right --
Chris: I go invisible.
John: Pah. Bullshit you are. You already used up all your time. His weapon, his battleaxe,
he goes like this [demonstrates], a thing comes shooting out, bang! hits you for 55
points of damage, and where are you?
Chris: Actually, I moved over there.
John: You moved over there. Okay, after that guy.
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John: You're now over here. Against the rails.
Chris: Where am I?
John: Over near the rails. Silent Thunder, you don't take any damage because the guy's dead.
Anthony: Good.
John: Blackstar, 48 points of damage. Azuraz, the guy looks at you, you know the hammer in
Conan, that big hammer, he looks at you and just [demonstrates], 81 points of damage.
Marlenus 43 points of damage. Tony, you use a cone of cold on the guy, he goes,
volley, it goes back to you.
Tony: I absorb it.
John: You absorb it?
Tony: Uh-huh.
John: Hold person.
Tony: He does? I have to roll for a save for that. He's not near enough to do that, is he?
John: There's no, -- I don't remember.
Tony: Save against spells, then.
John: I'll say save against spells. Simple enough.
Tony: Made it.
John: Okay. He goes like this [demonstrates] with his staff --
Tony: Oh, how much more time does he have?
John: -- make a saving throw versus spells.
Tony: [?]
John: 36 points of damage.
Tony: I absorb it. Next time I hit him --
John: How the hell do you do this?
Tony: Cause my sword acts as a rod of absorption, next time I hit him with it, he's going to
get it back.
John: Okay.
Tony: I�m letting him know it ahead of time, because he's going to get it right back.
Geoff: John, I fall to the deck, holding my chest, heal myself twice, as I'm falling, feign
death -- not literally feign death, but just lay still.
John: [?] Silent Thunder, the guy you were fighting is dead.
Anthony: Yeah, you told me.
John: Okay. There's still one fucking guy.
Tony: How many points did you give me, John, on that fireball? I have to know that.
John: Oh, it was 72 points.
Tony: Good. Okay, that's great. He's still -10, eh?
John: Yeah.
Tony: Where does Azuraz's guy go next? ... [examining map] What about him?
John: 52 points of damage. Initiative.
Tony: Initiatives.
Chris: 6!
John: 6.
Chris: Okay.
Larry: How many guys are left, one?
John: 7.
Larry: 7?
John: You only killed one.
Geoff: John, did the guy turn around?
Tony: I'm fighting 2 guys at the same time, is anybody gonna help?
Larry: I'll shoot the other guy, fuck.
Tony: Oh, no, don't trouble yourself.
John: No, he's just looking at you, he had his attack -- what do you do now?
Geoff: Out of the corner of my eye, I'm looking at him. Lying very still. He's coming down,
I roll into him.
John: Okay, cool.
Chris: John, this guy still alive?
John: That's right.
Chris: Can I make my way to him and attack?
John: You were thrown all the way over there ... you can make it up to him this melee round
and fight normally.
Chris: Okay.
Anthony: 80 points damage, John, to my guy.
Tony: John --
John: I'm trying to go in some order here.
Tony: Okay.
Chris: 101 points of damage on this guy.
John: Cross him off. Andrew, you still going at it?
Anthony: He's still adding.
Andrew: 152 points of damage.
John: He drops. Cross the guy off. Azuraz, what do you do, this guy's coming down on you,
you roll into him? And?
Geoff: John, I just roll into him.
John: You just roll into him. Marlenus?
Larry: 173 on one of Tony's.
John: What, your guy's still alive.
Larry: That's nice.
Tony: 120 on the other.
John: The other? What's the other?
Tony: You gave me 2 guys. That's okay Larry took one -- oh, look, John, one here and one
there [refers to map]. Alright? That's what you did, you gave me 2 of them.
John: That's right. Sorry. Okay, one guy drops, that's the guy that's in front of you,
basically, yeah, the guy off to the side is still alive.
Tony: So, John, we've got 4 guys still around. Right?
John: Uh, yeah, that's right.
Tony: Okay, we got 4 then. Here, I�ll circle them.
John: No, there's one more dead.
Tony: Oh, yeah, sorry.
John: Cause I was fighting that one.
Tony: Ah, okay. So there's 3 more. And they're circled.
John: So, the one near Azuraz is still alive, the one closest to Marlenus is still alive --
Tony: And one of the 2 near me is still alive.
John: Yeah. And it's their turn. Marlenus, 108 points of damage.
Larry: I'm dead. -- I'm alive, I got a ring.
John: Geoff, 67.
Geoff: I'm dead.
John: What the fuck is this, everybody's dying?
Geoff: Yeah, what the fuck is this.
John: The guy hit you with 3 lightning bolts --
Larry: I'm too close --
John: Geoff, the guy hit you --
Larry: John.
John: -- with that hammer.
Geoff: Well [?]
Larry: John, I'm too close for him to lightning bolt me.
John: Fuck, he just goes like this. It's a javelin of lightning, Larry. Simple as that.
And there's one guy left, near Tony --
Larry: I built this ship, I can take it down.
John: 48 points of damage.
Tony: With what?
John: Dagger. He gets 8 attacks.
Tony: Can't do anything about that.
[?]: Our turn.
Anthony: Fuck, hide me.
Andrew: Show me somebody on this fucking boat.
Chris: Yeah, who can we kill?
John: There's this guy here, this guy here, and this guy here.
Larry: John, I heal myself.
Andrew: This guy here --
John: Silvaticus is near you, he goes to you --
Andrew: I, grab a fucking ballista --
Larry: John, I'm alive.
John: Oh.
Andrew: -- I swing it around, for this guy over here, I'm still under haste --
Anthony: 72.
John: He's still alive.
Andrew: What's the damage from a ballista?
John: Uh, 24 hit points of damage or something. Not much.
Andrew: No?
John: 6 to 24 or something.
Andrew: It'll knock somebody down, though.
John: It'll knock him down --
Andrew: Okay, 24 points of damage. The guy next to Larry.
John: Still alive -- rips it out of himself. And there's one more guy near Lazarus.
Chris: John, this guy, 115 points of damage.
Anthony: I give him 72 [or: 70, too].
John: He drops. Cross him off.
Tony: John, my ring has got to heal me, cause I�m 3 points away from dying, it does, and I
give this guy 97 points of damage.
John: So, the only guy left is the guy at the top. Okay, initiative, very important.
Larry: Wait, I haven't gone. How many are alive?
John: Wait, you died, right? It's going to take you a melee round to recuperate. You don't
just die and come back.
Larry: Okay.
[?]: Geoff?
John: Geoff�s dead.
Geoff: I came back.
John: Okay, initiative.
Chris: 6.
John: 5. One guy's left.
Chris: Let's kill him.
Andrew: Who?
Chris: The guy that you hit with the ballista.
Larry: John, can I carry this damage that I just figured out?
John: What?
Anthony: Yes. Give it.
Larry: The damage that I already figured out?
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