Geoff: Larry, I get back to the room and I tell her she's a prisoner --
Larry: She's not there.
Geoff: -- of the Kingdom of Southland, you fucking whore.
Larry: The rope is out, lying on the floor.
Geoff: I still got the baby, though.
Chris: Kill the baby.
Tony: What, does that mean she's gone?
Chris: Yes.
Tony: You didn't get to her? I thought you took her, that's why I didn't -- shit.
Larry: You hear cavalry orders being shouted outside.
Tony: Oh, fuck.
Chris: Let's get out of here with the baby.
John: Mm-hmm.
Chris: We killed the king -- there's only the queen left. You should have killed her.
Geoff: My second son.
Chris: You should've killed her.
Anthony: What did you do with her?
Geoff: Tied her up --
Anthony: Yeah, but she disappeared, right?
Geoff: Somebody set her free.
Larry: What do you do?
Anthony: Leave. Teleport out.
Chris: Let's all get together and teleport out.
Larry: There's a problem --
Tony: There always is.
Larry: The teleport spell does not work.
Andrew: Inside. We have to get outside.
Anthony: Get out on the balcony.
Larry: You get on the balcony, you try teleport, it doesn't work.
Anthony: Get out of this building then.
John: Fuck, get on our horses and hightail it out of here.
Anthony: I'm going first, I run out first and the rest can follow.
Larry: The guards are in a total state of panic, confusion.
Anthony: Punch them as I go.
John: Don't --
Geoff: Did anybody take the king's head?
Chris: I [?]
John: They're just gonna ignore us.
Tony: I set the body on fire.
Chris: Of course you did.
Larry: So you're out of the palace, you're in the palace courtyard, what do you do?
Anthony: Running for the gates.
Geoff: Get back on my horse.
Larry: The gates are open as you left them, you see the 2 stone golems, back in place.
Tony: Get the hell out of here.
Larry: You go through the tunnels, you get to the spot with the statue, the main gates are
closed.
Anthony: Fireball, as we're getting closer to them.
Larry: Give me damage.
Anthony: 72.
Larry: The first wooden one is destroyed. There's still a portcullis and another wooden gate.
Anthony: 60. Fireball.
Larry: There's just the portcullis left, it's made out of steel.
Anthony: 60. At the base of it.
Larry: Some of the rocks have cracked from the heat --
Tony: What's it made of, steel?
Larry: Yeah, but the portcullis is still there.
Tony: Reverse gravity on it.
Larry: It falls up for one second, what do you all do?
Chris: Go through it!
Geoff: Move!
Larry: Bang, it comes down again. You're out.
John: Hightail it through the city.
Larry: You hear the bells start.
Geoff: Take off. Take off.
Larry: Horns, too. You take off, where do you go?
[?]: Closest water.
John: Well, no, not really, the closest water would be the wrong place to go. -- okay, go to
the port.
Tony: Wait a second, wait a second, how many can I teleport out of here?
Larry: I don't know. What's your weight limit? What's your area of effect?
Tony: Uh, 1000 pounds.
Larry: Well, you tell me.
[?]: All of us.
Tony: I can come back, cause I got a helm. It's not me that I'm worried about.
Anthony: We can all go.
John: Without the horses.
Tony: Without our horses. Shall we?
John: Yeah.
Tony: Let's get the hell out of here.
Larry: The teleport doesn't work.
Tony: It doesn't?
Anthony: So, we're all riding, just ride right out of the country. And then after get to some
bush and take cover.
Geoff: Let's get to the port and take a ship.
John: Yeah, go to the port.
Geoff: We've been on ships enough, we should know how to use them.
Larry: You see quite a choice of ships at the port.
Chris: We'll take something that the 7 of us could man.
Geoff: Yeah.
Chris: Nothing bigger.
Andrew: Something small and quick.
Larry: The closest thing you see that you could handle on your own is a medium size merchant
ship.
Anthony: Take it.
Larry: You hop on it, there's some merchants on it --
Anthony: Push them off.
Chris: Kill then.
Geoff: Set sail.
Larry: You set sail. As you are leaving the dock you see guards on the shore, some of them
fire arrows ... you pull away from the dock and you start going downriver. Now. You're
in the middle of the Great Kingdom, and you have hundreds of miles to go before you
reach the sea.
Chris: Big deal. We can get off at any point, let the ship keep going down --
Tony: Larry, Marlenus and myself cannot teleport?
Larry: That's right.
Anthony: Take the rowboats and row off the boat while it's still going, with the sails tied so
with the wind it continues downstream.
Andrew: Lock the wheel.
Anthony: Yeah.
John: Let the horses in the water.
Anthony: Row to the closest land.
John: We should hightail it to Almor.
Larry: Okay, you get on your horses and start riding.
Tony: You still have the wand?
John: Yeah.
Chris: We still have the baby?
Geoff: Yeah.
Chris: And we still have the head. We're laughing.
Tony: Can we put the baby in a bag of holding?
John: No.
Geoff: No.
Andrew: No.
John: No, you'll kill it.
Larry: You're in a forested area, and you're riding, and you see horsemen following you.
Geoff: Gaining or keeping pace?
Larry: Keeping pace.
Tony: Scouts.
Anthony: I fall behind. While you guys keep going.
Andrew: Can we make out who they are?
Larry: Soldiers.
Anthony: I fall behind.
Larry: You see that they're soldiers, not only that, you see that there are others, they're
all converging.
Anthony: Take a fireball arrow, shoot it, keep riding. It's gonna land, their attention's going
to be to that, and I'll meet them there.
Larry: Okay. The people behind us stop and investigate, but the other 2 continue.
Tony: Wait a sec. Are they keeping a steady pace?
Larry: Yeah.
Anthony: You take one, I'll take the other.
Geoff: You know why they're keeping pace, eh? It's because we got the kid.
Larry: There's at least 20 in each band.
Anthony: I go for one of them, I veer off, I go for the right hand side one. Take my ax out and
start --
Andrew: Put a blade barrier right in front of them.
Tony: I was just going to do that. I was just going to put up a delayed blast fireball for
some of them.
Chris: Yeah, there's no point in us fighting them [?]
Tony: They're keeping a steady pace? I'll time it for that pace. When they get there, 40
feet, bang.
Larry: You go up to one of them?
Anthony: Take them out.
Tony: Can't do it now, won't do it.
Larry: Close enough for hand-to-hand?
Anthony: Right up to them.
Larry: There's at least 20 of them.
Anthony: Take a fireball arrow --
John: Why don't you just give them a message?
Anthony: The first one --
John: The king's son will die if you come near us.
Anthony: No, that won't stop all of them. As I'm riding, take the fireball arrow, if I see the
first guy there up to magic or anything like that, let him have the arrow, and then
after I'll charge toward the rest of them.
Larry: Okay, you shoot the arrow --
Anthony: Stop my horse, and then I charge for the rest of them.
Larry: As soon as it explodes, one of the men takes out a horn and blows it, and behind, you
see more men coming.
Anthony: That's okay. They're going to come for me.
Tony: I turn around and I ride toward him.
Anthony: Keep going.
Tony: Fuck it.
Anthony: Keep going.
Tony: No.
Anthony: I can get out of this.
Tony: Well, so can I. [The players with] the baby can keep going, and we'll slow them down.
Anthony: They can keep going, those guys, they can just ride.
Larry: I want initiative, Anthony. 3.
Anthony: 1. I�m -6.
Tony: How many are there, Larry?
Larry: Take 90 points, you get hit by arrows.
Tony: I'm waiting for you to veer off, as soon as you do, as soon as you get past me, I'm
going to lay 2 traps for them.
Anthony: Okay.
Andrew: I'll continue on with Geoff.
Anthony: And John. And Chris.
Tony: As soon as he comes -- are you moving past me?
Anthony: I'm ahead of you.
Tony: Okay. I laid down one delayed blast fireball, I figure out the pace that they're
keeping, and I put a wall of force a little bit ahead of that, and I'm out of there.
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