Larry: If you try to decapitate him, you're gonna take somebody's head with him.
John: No, no, no, I grab the weapon itself. The wand.
Larry: Take 36 points of damage.
John: I have 2 pulls: one, -- and if he doesn't let go, two, I got 19 strength.
Geoff: Larry --
Larry: The first time, you fail.
Geoff: Larry, 92, hands.
John: Remember, he's getting hurt at the same time.
Geoff: No, fuck, it's more than that!
Tony: Good, teleport out of here.
John: I get out of here. I get out of the room.
Tony: We'll block him.
Anthony: Larry --
Tony: [?]
Anthony: -- 45 points of damage, and -- I did it in John's game -- I take my hands, put my
thumbs through his fucking eyes, and put my fingers into his ears and hold onto him.
Geoff: 136.
Anthony: It's 45 points damage to his face.
Chris: l33 points of damage, 2 of them were decapitating blows.
Larry: Tony?
Tony: -- [?] let me at it.
Larry: Andrew, you joining in?
Andrew: No, I'm checking by the ropes for secret passageways and shit like that.
Tony: Larry --
Larry: Oh, you will find one -- or, no, that's downstairs!
Chris: Alright, let's go downstairs!
Tony: Larry, I got my bowstring around his neck and I shrink it with the command word. While
these guys are hitting him -- well, no, Anthony's got him held.
Larry: You do some damage but then it breaks.
Tony: My bow broke?
Larry: The string.
Tony: You fucking bastard. You fucking bastard.
Larry: Something Marlenus always carries.
John: Extra strings.
Tony: Little bastard!
Chris: So anyway, is this guy still alive, or --
Larry: He's dead.
Chris: Okay, I keep pounding the shit out of him --
Tony: You fucking bastard.
Chris: Decapitate him.
Geoff: Tony --
John: Lar --
Tony: Take his head, and let's --
Larry: His crown falls to the floor.
Geoff: Grab it.
Tony: Fucking --
John: Larry, soon as I hear that he's dead, drag his body down to the altar.
Larry: Okay.
Tony: Fucking bastard.
Chris: But he's headless.
John: No problem.
Chris: I've got his fucking head.
Larry: In this room, up against the wall --
John: Ah, is the queen.
[?]: -- and the baby!
[?]: [various howls]
Larry: Exactly.
Chris: I want the baby.
John: Excuse me --
Larry: She goes like that [warns them not to approach].
Chris: Kill her.
Geoff: Jump her!
John: He's fast enough for it.
Geoff: I'm a monk. I'm going with her.
Larry: ... you hit her.
Geoff: Yaah!
Anthony: Take the amulet off.
Geoff: Does she still go? Or do I prevent her?
Larry: She goes.
Geoff: Ha!
Tony: Fuck, Geoff, where you going to be, man?
Geoff: No idea. But, she's gonna die.
Tony: We can't trace him, eh?
Larry: Nope.
Tony: Jesus Christ.
Larry: Geoff, you're back in her room.
Geoff: Okay.
Anthony: Scream.
Geoff: Start pounding the shit out of her. Want initiative?
Chris: Rip that fucking thing off of her.
Tony: Get that kid.
Larry: She's not a fighter.
Anthony: John, don't write anything down.
Tony: She could be cleric, she could be anything.
Anthony: John.
Geoff: She's [?] class.
John: Yes.
Geoff: Tie her up.
Anthony: John, don't write anything down.
John: What do you mean?
Anthony: Don't write anything down, John.
Chris: He's writing.
Anthony: He's writing.
Geoff: Tie her up.
Larry: You tie her up. What about the kid?
Geoff: It's a baby?
Larry: Yes.
John: [gives Geoff a written note.]
Geoff: Don't forget, I uh, own a country.
John: I know.
Geoff: Yeah, so that doesn't apply.
John: What do you mean, that doesn't apply?
Larry: [?] the king, his wife and son, and his other son, still live.
Geoff: Lawful good countries can go against lawful [?]
John: Yeah, I know.
Tony: The king [?]
Geoff: How do [?] fucking communicate, -- spells, and everything.
Larry: His wife and other son still live.
Chris: Let's kill them.
Tony: Who the hell was this?
Larry: With Geoff, they just left.
Tony: Oh.
John: Okay, Geoff. Forget it.
Anthony: Okay, let us know where we are. Let us know where you are.
Geoff: That's what I�m going to try to do.
Tony: John, what did you do with that wand?
Andrew: The king�s dead?
Chris: Yeah, I got his head.
John: [?]
Tony: Don't put it in a bag.
Andrew: Larry, these bells, which one is the biggest one?
Tony: You know it's gonna be lost -- Orcus will it back if you put it in the bag. Don't put
it in the bag of holding, John, you can't --
Larry: They're all the same size.
Tony: He could take it [?]
Andrew: I pull the rope on one of them.
John: Who?
Andrew: To ring it.
Tony: Orcus.
John: No.
Tony: Yes he can.
John: No.
Tony: Yes, he can.
John: Oh, [?]
Larry: It rings, very loud.
Andrew: Okay, just once, that's it.
Tony: [?] okay, I'm just warning you, don't put it in one.
Larry: Geoff?
Tony: Fuck John, I�m surprised you're even allowed to touch it.
Geoff: Tie her up extremely tight --
John: I'm not touching it.
Geoff: -- go out, go out of the room --
Tony: What were you going to do with the thing?
Geoff: -- bar the doors --
John: Destroy it.
Geoff: -- as well as I can, invisible, run over to these guys --
Tony: Gotta put it in a globe or something.
Geoff: -- I take the kid with me --
Tony: Wrap it up.
John: Mmm.
Larry: Geoff, take 18 points of damage from guards on the walls as you go to the temple.
Geoff: I'm invisible.
Larry: You're invisible?
Geoff: Yes.
Larry: I didn't hear you. Take no damage.
John: Larry.
Larry: Yeah.
John: I drag this body down to the altar --
Geoff: [?] bag of holding.
Andrew: It would die.
Geoff: No.
John: -- hold the wand --
Tony: I got it!
Andrew: Larry, if you put a child in a bag of holding, it would die, wouldn't it? Suffocation?
John: Off the -- like this, on the ground.
Larry: No. It would probably be snatched on the Ethereal Plane.
Tony: I'm probably taking that -- Larry, John's?
Geoff: Well, so would all our weapons that we put in there.
Anthony: That's right.
Larry: They're only attracted by live things.
Geoff: Feign death on it -- no, that's only on myself. Take it out, put my hand over its
mouth, as I'm running.
Larry: Okay.
John: I give him the wand, does he take damage?
Larry: Yes.
Tony: How much?
Larry: 36.
John: Okay, he puts it down on the ground --
Tony: I put it down on the ground --
John: Like this, grab his body, and I throw it onto the wand. To impale him.
Larry: He's impaled.
John: Okay. Turn him over, take the wand out.
Larry: Uh-huh.
John: And I wait.
Larry: Anytime you pick up that wand, you'll take damage.
John: 36 points of damage.
Geoff: Do I get to there?
Larry: Yes.
Geoff: I don't become visible, I tell them, "It's Azuraz here, I've got the wife and kid. In
their chambers, in the other place."
Chris: Okay, let's go tag her.
Geoff: Well, let me go first, because [?]
Larry: Chris, you get up to the palace --
Geoff: I get back into the room --
Larry: At this point there are guards running around.
Chris: Who cares? I'm invisible.
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