Chris:   Yeah, I'm in there. I'm down there. 

Tony:    Well, I'll set these on fire. 

Chris:   Well, how we gonna get there? 

Tony:    Well, I'll set those on fire.  Fuck the place.  We can't just --

Geoff:   What are you setting on fire? 

Tony:    The benches. 

Andrew:  Don't bother. 

Geoff:   Why? 

Andrew:  Don't bother. 

Tony:    Why not? 

Larry:   Roll a save versus magic, you just went through a blade barrier [?] on the stairs. 

John:    Hey. I immuned myself. 

Larry:   Then roll for your horse. 16. I don't know what his points are. 

John:    Okay.  Goes to 50 [?]

Tony:    Larry, where do I see clerics? Where do I see clerics in this place? Point them out.

Larry:   There's one dead here, there's 2 alive. 

Tony:    2 alive? They're in the doorway? 

Anthony: Yeah, set em on fire, Tony. 

Chris:   Fucking pyromaniac.

Geoff:   Armor class. 

Larry:   You checked this door, eh? 

Anthony: Yeah, I opened it. 

Geoff:   I want an armor class on these clerics. 

Anthony: Nah, they're on fire. 

Tony:    I haven't rolled.  Let me roll. 

Larry:   [?] same as the other one. 

Anthony: Look for secret passages. 

Larry:   None. 

Geoff:   Is there a balcony? 

Tony:    Alright, Lar, --

Larry:   Yes. 

Geoff:   Climb up. 

Larry:   It surrounds the place. 

Geoff:   Climb up. 

Tony:    Those ones there --

Geoff:   Doors? 

Andrew:  I'll go to this door. 

Geoff:   Yeah. 

Larry:   You and Andrew going to that door? 

Chris:   I go to that door. 

Geoff:   [?]

Tony:    Larry ... 

Geoff:   Separate. 

Tony:    ... this section�s in flames. 

Geoff:   Separate, Lar. 

Anthony: The blade barrier's [?]

Geoff:   Boot them in. 

Anthony: Check it out. 

Andrew:  [?] to this one. 

Chris:   [?] to the left, the door on the right hand side. 

Larry:   Geoff, where do you go? 

Anthony: For some reason ... 

Geoff:   Is there another door? 

Andrew:  Yeah.

Anthony: Or, [?] is protecting something. 

Geoff:   Okay, I'll go over there. 

Larry:   The other 2 have beer, checked. 

Tony:    How about this one here? Who checked it? 

Larry:   You came in through here, these 2 have beer, checked, Andrew's here, Chris is here,
         Geoff, where are you? 

Tony:    The altar's here. 

Chris:   Check at the altar.

John:    I'm going down, I'm trying to warn you. 

Geoff:   No, I climbed up, I can't --

John:    I'm down the stairs. 


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Larry:   There's hallways behind both doors. 

Chris:   Hallways? 

Andrew:  Check the hallway. Take out my sword. See what I can see. Are they lit? 

Anthony: Where is John? Where did John find that --

John:    Lar, the blade barrier was here? 

Larry:   Yes. 

John:    I went down to the altar, right here --

Larry:   You go down --

John:    I look at the altar, how big is this thing? 

Larry:   5 by 10.

John:    19. 

Anthony: I go with John.

Larry:   You destroy the altar. 

John:    I pick up the altar, is there anything else like a symbol -- there is? Pick it up.

Larry:   The symbol is on the wall behind the altar, it's crossed battleaxes. 

John:    Ah, Hextor. I pick up the altar and I throw it at the axes. 

Larry:   It bounces off the wall.  They fall to the floor. 

John:    Hmm, what can I do? I destroy them. 

Anthony: Is there anything in there, John? 

John:    I pick up the altar and I look inside of it. 

Larry:   There's sacrificial daggers. 

[?]:     Detect evil. 

Larry:   [?] from the clerics. 

John:    Stick them in the clerics.  I take one of the clerics, looks like a leader-type, --

Larry:   They all look the same. 

John:    They all look the same. Okay, the guy, I took his head off, bring him down toward the
         altar. Bear witness, Ishtar. [Stabs body with daggers.] 

Anthony: I take this hallway. Kick the door open. 

Larry:   You boot the door open, it's a torture chamber, there's no one actually in there, but
         all the instruments are there. 

Anthony: Go down the hallway, then. 

Larry:   You go down the hallway, yes, there's a door. 

Andrew:  I check the room for secret passageways. 

Anthony: Kick it open. 

Larry:   There's none. 

Andrew:  Okay. I go after him. 

Larry:   Right here are stairs going up, there's a small room here with its own door, this is
         the personal quarters of the cleric. 

Tony:    Oh, is it? 

Anthony: Okay, Larry, I go to this door, kick it open, stand to the side. 

Larry:   It's a bedroom. 

Anthony: Anybody in there? No? Go up these stairs. 

Larry:   Okay. There's a door. 

Anthony: Okay, kick it, fuck. 

Larry:   You kick open the door, you're now on the second floor of the temple, [?] you see a
         fireplace, in the middle of the room you see a pentagram [?] you see 4 ropes. 

Tony:    Oh, shit. 

Anthony: I call the guys. I call everybody. 

Tony:    Shit. Those little bastard clerics did it. 

Larry:   You're here. 

Anthony: Does everybody come into this room? 

John:    Yeah. 

Andrew:  I checked out the first room with the fireplace for secret passageways. 

Larry:   There's none. 

Andrew:  Okay. 

Chris:   Larry, I go out to this hallway --

Tony:    So do I. 

Chris:   -- what happens? 

Larry:   You see all those doors. What do you do? 

Chris:   Bust them all open and check them all out. 

Geoff:   Yeah. 

Larry:   Save versus magic. 

Chris:   I made it. 

Larry:   25 points. This is storage, records, and quarters for the clerics. 

Chris:   Dump the records in my bag of holding, and check out the rest of the room. 

Larry:   Sleeping quarters. 

Chris:   Okay. 

Tony:    Larry --

Chris:   Turn over all the beds and go into the next room. 

Larry:   Same thing. 

Tony:    I'm already there. Check for traps. 

Chris:   Take 45 points of damage. 

Tony:    No, I just checked for traps. 

Larry:   Only one room was trapped. 

Tony:    Oh, okay. Open it. 

Larry:   They're all sleeping quarters. 

Tony:    Let's, get the hell out of here. 

Chris:   No, I'm looking for clerics, man, so you can fry them. 

Tony:    Oh, okay. 

Geoff:   By now, we hear Anthony calling for us? 

Tony:    Alright, let's leave. 

Larry:   Okay, you're all in the room. 

Andrew:  I go to the ropes. Check them out. Look up. 

Larry:   The ropes go up to bells. Large bells. 

Tony:    Probably magic. 

Andrew:  Okay. Check around. The whole area, walls and everything. 

Larry:   There are 2 doors in this room, eh? 

Chris:   Okay, bust the other 2 open. 

Geoff:   I got one, Chris has got the other. 

Larry:   Chris, you bust the door open, there are no people in the room, however there are many
         religious artifacts all over the place. All evil. 

Chris:   I desecrate the place in the name of all my gods. 

Larry:   Geoff, you kick the other door open, a cleric leaps in front of you. Initiative. 1.

Geoff:   Ha! Bare hands. Armor class? 

Larry:   -3. 

Geoff:   80. 

Larry:   He falls to the floor, and behind him is the king. 

Geoff:   "IN HERE!" 

Larry:   2. 

Geoff    [then rolls a 1 for initiative.] 

Tony:    Ahhhh! 

Chris:   Geoff, leave! 

Anthony: Go sit in the litterbox! 

Larry:   Roll versus petrification. 

Geoff:   20 ... 1 and I miss. 

Chris:   What? 

Tony:    He made it. 

Larry:   Take 24. Who's next to Geoff? 

Anthony: Me! 

Larry:   Anthony, roll versus magic. Made it? Yeah, 40 points. 

Tony:    Armor class, Larry. Of this guy, what is it? 

Larry:   Who else is there? 

Tony:    We're all there, what's his armor class? Armor class. 

Chris:   I'd be the last one, I was desecrating the room. 

Tony:    What is his armor class, Larry? 

John:    I think it's -10. 

Tony:    -10, okay. 

Larry:   30 points. 

Geoff:   Is it our turn? 

Larry:   Yeah. His armor class is -10. 

Anthony: I jump on him --

John:    Larry, Larry --

Anthony: -- in case he disappears. Understand? 

Larry:   I understand. 

Geoff:   Bare hands. 

John:    Larry, all three of my shots, 17, 18 and 19. 

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