Larry:   It's a larger room, [?] a desk. 

John:    Okay. 

Larry:   There's a door on the left, door on the right. 

John:    Left.

Larry:   You're in a large room with many shelves, there are scrolls on each
         one. 

John:    Next door. Right. 

Larry:   It's somebody's personal quarters, and there's another door. 

John:    Check that door. Bust it open. 

Larry:   18 points. 

John:    Okay.  From what? 

Larry:   An electrical trap on the door. 

John:    Nice. 

Larry:   Beyond this door there are 2 desks, each with a chair ... this is
         the place for financial records. 

Geoff:   Burn, it! 

John:    Okay. Fine. Get out of there. 

Larry:   You realize that there's gotta be a secret door somewhere, cause
         you missed a big chunk of this [ie on the map]. 

John:    Oh, yeah? I'll look for it. 

Larry:   Where? 

John:    [points to map] 

Larry:   There's one behind one of the desks. 

John:    Okay. 

Larry:   You crack it open? 

John:    Yeah. 

Larry:   18 points of damage. 

Chris:   Son of a bitch. 

John:    Uh-huh. 

Larry:   You hear a voice say, "Freeze." 

John:    I hear a voice say "freeze." 

Anthony: It's the SQ. 

John:    I hold my sword and I say "Fire."...and I walk in. 

Larry:   You're in a treasure room. 

John:    Okay. And who do I see? 

Larry:   No one. 

John:    Nobody. 

Larry:   You see crates, bags, pouches, boxes, chests ... the room is full
         of gold. 

John:    Okay. Fine, I say, "this place is gonna burn like crazy." And I
         start saying, like a stupid incantation, backing out. Does anybody
         do anything? 

Larry:   No. 

[?]:     Magic mouth, maybe. 

John:    Okay. Detect magic. 

Tony:    Probably everything in there will glow.

Larry:   You don't detect any magic. 

John:    Okay, I detect evil in a 60 foot radius. 

Larry:   None. 

John:    I back out. 

Larry:   Okay. 

John:    I go through this ... go back to here ... I take my spear, I stand
         at the doorway, and I toss the spear right at this sucker here [the
         case with the standards]. 

Larry:   The spear breaks. 

John:    The spear breaks? ... If that fucking sucker breaks, man -- okay,
         no problem, it breaks. I look at it. I pick it up. 

Tony:    Oh, John's in his �no problem� phase. 

John:    It is broken? 

Larry:   Yeah.  It's still a weapon, but it's not magical. 

Tony:    Keep the pieces, John. Put it in a bag of holding. 

John:    Fuck this crap. I tossed it. I go to this room here. 

Larry:   There's 6 guest rooms there. None of them are occupied. 

John:    If I search everything --?

Larry:   You'll find money, weapons ... 

John:    What about secret passageways? 

Larry:   No, there's none. 

John:    Okay. 

Larry:   Chris, you find a secret passageway, it leads down, do you go down? 

Chris:   I went down, I'm moving at 24. 

Larry:   Okay, who goes with you? 

Andrew:  I said I sent the dogs down. 

Geoff:   Me. 

Tony:    Larry --

Chris:   Okay, so we go down. 

Tony:    Okay, I just want to tell you, after I finish with this, I went
         downstairs. 

Larry:   Where?  Show me. 

Tony:    Here ... retrace our steps ...

Larry:   Which stairs? 

Tony:    Well, either the ones here or here. 

Larry:   Okay. You might get down there in time to see John come out. 

Tony:    Okay. 

John:    Lar, go back to that treasure room. 

Larry:   Yes. 

John:    What kind of treasure room is it? Just money treasure, or --

Larry:   Yes. 

John:    That's it? 

Larry:   Uh-huh. 

John:    Okay. No problem. 

Chris:   Okay, so what happens at the bottom of the secret tunnel? 

Larry:   It leads north. 

Chris:   I move 24. 

Larry:   Goes for about 100 feet or so. 

Chris:   Keep going. 

Anthony: I got this idea that they're gone. Okay? They took their kids or
         whatever, they took off. So, I go invisible, I take off, out the
         front door, out of this whole place. Okay, running. I run, out of
         this palace, any open door to get myself out, into the courtyard. 

Larry:   You're in the courtyard. 

Anthony: I look for a wagon with people jumping in it and taking off.
         Looking for people trying to make an escape. 

Larry:   You don't see any. 

Anthony: Leave the palace courtyard. 

Larry:   Uh-huh ... there are still 2 doors right across the entrance to the
         palace. 

Anthony: Take it. 

Larry:   They're large and they're difficult to open, but --

Anthony: I can pick locks, too.

Larry:   You get them open, they're not locked. 

Anthony: Okay. Go in. 

Larry:   There's another courtyard and a temple. 

Anthony: Run for the temple. Take out my arrow of slaying clerics, and run
         in. I'm invisible. 

Larry:   Alright ... Chris, you come to another secret door. 

Chris:   Kick it open. 

Larry:   You kick it open ... you're at the bottom of a set of stairs ...
         immediately in front of you is an altar ... the stairs are behind
         you --

Geoff:   You know where we went eh, Chris? 

Larry:   This room is built kind of like, half of a bowl, and the altar's at
         the bottom. You're at the bottom. 

Chris:   Okay, did we come up behind the altar? 

Larry:   No, you came up in front of it. 

Geoff:   Anybody on it? 

Larry:   No. 

Geoff:   Any doors? 

Larry:   You get to the doors of the temple. 

Anthony: I open it and walk in. I'm invisible. 

Larry:   There's a small hallway and there's 2 other doors. 

Anthony: Okay, open the doors. 

Larry:   You see Rugrat. 

Anthony: Open the other door. 

Larry:   Okay, Rugrat's here, Silent Thunder's here, you can see down here. 

Anthony: I open the door to the sides. 

Larry:   Which one? 

Anthony: The right. 

Andrew:  Okay, where are we? 

Larry:   Initiative. 

Chris:   We're down here. 

Anthony: 6. 

Larry:   1. There are 3 guys in robes there. 

Anthony: Do any of them look like the king? 

Larry:   No. 

Anthony: Step out. Open the other door. 

Larry:   Ha! You just fucking ignore them! 

Anthony: I'm invisible. I opened the door, saw them, closed it. 

Larry:   In that case they just would have looked at the door, and then you
         slammed it shut --

Anthony: Yeah. 

Larry:   Okay, what do you do then? 

Anthony: Open this door. 

Larry:   The other door opens behind you. Sees you. Initiative. 

Geoff:   What are they? 

Larry:   3 cleric types. 6. 

Chris:   I knew I was going to lose [initiative]. 

Larry:   Chris, 18 points ... who else is popping out of that tunnel? 

Geoff:   Me. 

Andrew:  And then me. 

John:    I'm coming up over here .. can I get the surprise? If I ride my
         horse right through -- the doors are open. 

Larry:   Yeah, that's true. You ride right through, you see a cleric on your
         right. Geoff, 18. 

Geoff:   I got 18 points left. 

John:    Cleric -- vorpal -- first shot was a vorpal. Fully activated, 20. 

Chris:   Remember those [?] potions of extra healing? 

Geoff:   Where? 

John:    So you see a white horse, and you see the cleric; no head! 

Chris:   [?]

Geoff:   How many? 

Chris:   Oh, fuck, I don't know -- how many potions of healing did we find? 

Larry:   10.

Geoff:   Healing or extra-healing? 

Larry:   Extra-healing. 

Geoff:   Anybody mind if I take most of them? 

Chris:   Drink. 

Anthony: Take them. 

Tony:    Larry, I went through the treasure room, follow the sound of action,
         or in John's case, hoofbeats, until I get into here. 

Larry:   You get to the temple. 

Tony:    What do I see? Now that I'm here. 

Larry:   You see Silvaticus taking a cleric's head off --

Geoff:   I take 7, there's 3 left. 

Larry:   You see something invisible beating Rugrat on the head --

Anthony: Who the fuck is that? 

Larry:   It's a spiritual hammer. 

Chris:   Oh. 

Tony:    Well, where is he? 

Larry:   Chris is here, John is here, most of the party's down here. 

John:    No, I'm flying. I just flash by. After I take off his head, I
         continue. 

Larry:   [?] down stairs. 

Tony:    [?]

Larry:   [?] small auditorium. 

Tony:    Oh, really? Set them on fire. 

Chris:   Wait! 

Tony:    Oh, you're there? 

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