Larry:   There's nothing of interest in this room. 

Geoff:   The others. 

Andrew:  Okay, the other door. Kick. 

Geoff:   Boot it. 

Larry:   You boot it open and you see ... there's a fireplace here, various
         chairs, there's a small room here, and there's a curtain here. 

Geoff:   [?] the side, open the curtain. 

Larry:   You see a small table, a single chair, on the table is a crystal
         ball. 

Tony:    Destroy this place. 

Geoff:   There's a door here. 

Andrew:  Kick. 

Larry:   Roll your dexterity. 

Tony:    What, an illusion or something? 

Geoff:   He got it.

Larry:   There was a trap on the other side of the wall, it swings down,
         you dodge out of the way. This is the king and queen's personal
         quarters. 

Geoff:   Ransack it! 

Chris:   Alright! Party! 

Anthony: Piss in the fucking drawers. 

Andrew:  What's in the room? 

Larry:   There's 2 swords hanging on the wall. 

Tony:    Take it. 

Anthony: He has one, I have one. 

Larry:   They're both +3. 

Tony:    I don't even want the bloody thing. 

Andrew:  1'm the only one there, and they're already taking stuff. 

[?]:	 Fooled you eh? [laughter] 

Chris:   SWORDS! 

Larry:   They must be standing on top of you! 

Tony:    Forget it, Anthony, take both of them, 1'm not touching the things. 

Anthony: What are they? 

Larry:   +3. 

Anthony: Two +3 what? 

Larry:   One's long, one's two-handed. 

Andrew:  Okay, what else is in the room? 

Larry:   Under the bed there's a chest. 

Andrew:  Open it -- uh, check for traps. 

Larry:   Uh, you don't find any traps. 

Andrew:  Check it again, just in case. 

Larry:   It was just -- you look carefully, you see that's it's ajar. 

Andrew:  Okay, stand back. 

Larry:   You see an arrow sticking out of the opening. 

Geoff:   The king was just here. 

Andrew:  Okay, stand to the side and duck down a bit, with my sword, I flip
         it open. 

Larry:   There are 13 +4 arrows in there. 

Andrew:  Who's got a bow? 

Anthony: We all do. 

Andrew:  I don't. 

Anthony: You want me to write it down? 

Andrew:  I�ll give it to you. 

Larry:   Andrew, the arrows are messed up. 

Andrew:  Move them around a bit. 

Geoff:   He was looking for something. 

Larry:   Yeah, somebody had been in there, seconds before. 

Tony:    Slaying. Looking for arrows of slaying. 

Chris:   Okay, check the rest of the room out for secret passages or
         anything like that. 

John:    [?] downstairs with the horse [?]

Tony:    Aw, it's probably loaded with them. 

Larry:   While you're searching you will find various treasures, jewelry --

Geoff:   Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

Chris:   I'm looking for the king, I'm not here to steal his gold. I here to
         kill the king. 

Larry:   What did you say, John? 

John:    I go down the stairs with the horse. 

Tony:    Which -- where? 

John:    These stairs here. 

Larry:   You're leaving, in other words. 

John:    That's right. 

Larry:   Okay. 

Tony:    Larry, I'm going into --

John:    Okay? [?] that door. 

Larry:   Okay. 

Tony:    I'm going into the library. I'm going to set it on fire. 

Anthony: Awww.  Those are books.  Books are knowledge. 

Larry:   Wish I had a dozen bags of holding. 

Tony:    Well, I take a few. 

Geoff:   I give him my bag. Fill it up. 

Tony:    I've got a bag. Alright Larry, I put a few interesting titles in,
         airtight, that I see fast, and then I'm going to --

Geoff:   Tony, with mine just go [gestures throwing them in the bag
         indiscriminately]. 

Tony:    Yeah, that's what I'm doing. 

Larry:   There's a door there. 

Tony:    Hang on. Put a few -- when I'm [?] after --

Andrew:  [?] where? 

Larry:   From the library. 

Tony:    Larry, 5 seconds after loading books, 1'm going to torch it alright,
         I start in this end, delayed blast fireball, put it on a minute
         segment. 

Larry:   Okay. 

Tony:    I'll roll for damage. 

Larry:   Don't, don't, it's books, they're not gonna dodge. 

Tony:    Okay. 

Larry:   What do you do? 

Tony:    There's a door there? I open it. Check for traps. 

Larry:   None. 

Tony:    Open it. 

Larry:   It's dark. 

Tony:    It's dark? 

Larry:   Yes. 

Tony:    Continual light.

Larry:   It's lit up. 

Tony:    What do I see, before I dodge out of the way? 

Larry:   There's a body on the floor. 

John:    Ah, it's probably the guy that I killed that disappeared. 

Larry:   He's been chopped up, mutilated --

Tony:    What else? 

Larry:   It's the guy John attacked. 

Tony:    What else? 

Andrew:  Is he dead? 

John:    It's the prince. 

Larry:   He bled when he got up here. 

Tony:    What else? 

Larry:   This is his quarters, you'll [?]

Tony:    Fuck it, I'm checking this place out. Put a hold on, that delayed
         blast. 

Larry:   You can't. 

Tony:    You can't? It's already set? Alright, I got myself less than a
         minute, I give myself some leeway time, I�m checking it fast. 

Larry:   You find a scrollcase. 

Tony:    Take it. Put it in the bag of holding. What else? 

Anthony: Write it down. 

Larry:   It's clerical. 

Chris:   You've got a minute.

Larry:   You notice the crown that's fallen from his head --

Tony:    Take it. Take it. Put it in the --

Geoff:   Do we find any secret passageways, Chris and I? 

Larry:   You will. You'll find 10 potions of healing. 

Chris:   Secret passageways, not secret fucking --

Tony:    Larry, rings on his hand, particularly royal insignia. 

Larry:   You find a signet ring. 

Tony:    Throw it in the bag. What about the uh --

Larry:   The scepter, you find it. 

Tony:    Good. Put it in also. 

Larry:   Chris, you find a secret door. 

Chris:   Boot it open. 

Tony:    Larry, I'm out of there. 

Larry:   Okay. 

Tony:    Another delayed -- oh, I can't. I lost it. Alright, throw a
         fireball in there -- 18 --

Larry:   Beyond the secret door --

Geoff:   Don't. There's nobody in there. 

Larry:   -- is a secret passage. 

Tony:    I just want to light it up. 

Larry:   It's very skinny. 

Geoff:   Yeah, but you don't have to roll if there's nobody in there. 

Chris:   Go down. 

Tony:    [?]

Larry:   [?] treasure. There's actually not a hell of a lot if you care to
         collect it. 

Chris:   I don't care to collect it. 

Tony:    Larry --

Chris:   I'm looking for a human being --

Geoff:   Do you have infravision, Chris? 

Chris:   I got a torch. 

Geoff:   In case he's disguising or hiding [?]

Tony:    Larry, a fireball there, close the door, get the hell out of there,
         this thing blows, I'm out. 

Larry:   Chris, you see a -- what do you call it -- a cradle. 

Tony:    Oh, shit. 

Chris:   Okay. 

Larry:   Small blankets. 

Geoff:   Is there a baby in there? 

Larry:   You touch it, it's warm. 

[?]:     He was just here. 

Geoff:   Bastard was here. 

Chris:   Is there anything in there? 

Anthony: Just came and took his child and left. 

[?]:     Where? Where --

Anthony: The wife'll grab the child --

Chris:   Is there another secret passage in this little room? 

Tony:    Probably. 

Larry:   Yes. 

Tony:    We gotta get the fuck out of here. 

Andrew:  Open it. 

Larry:   It leads down. 

John:    Down the stairs. 

Larry:   You go down the stairs. 

John:    To the door. 

Larry:   To the door, yes. 

John:    Bust open the door. 

Larry:   You bust open the door. 

Tony:    John, I should give you the bag of holding. 

Larry:   There's 2 guards there. 

John:    2 guards? 

Larry:   You've surprised them. 

John:    Armor class is -3? 

Larry:   Yes. 

Tony:    Fuck, the alarms probably went off. I mean every alarm in this
         place --

Andrew:  What, we've only been in there what, 5 minutes. 

Larry:   Longer than that, now. [To Chris]: Yeah, you find a secret
         passageway, it goes down. You go down. 

John:    58 and 46. 

Andrew:  Send the dogs down first. 

Larry:   It's a flimsy little door, you boot it open. You find a room with
         4 chairs and another door. 

John:    Boot that one open. 

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