Tony:    Aw, we're fucked. [?] he can't use it, though. 

Anthony: Listen, I grab a chair, dimension the chair into him. 

John:    Oh, yeah, he could. 

Tony:    He can? 

John:    Oh, yeah. 

Tony:    So, what, is Orcus under his control? 

Anthony: I dimension the chair into him. 

John:    No. Orcus puts in on the Prime Material Plane sometimes to cause
         trouble. 

Tony:    The little bastard.

Larry:   The chair blows up, splinters --

Anthony: The chair? 

Larry:   Yeah, but it didn't go into him. 

Tony:    Larry, Larry --

Anthony: So the chair didn't work. Why would that be, though? 

Larry:   Because of the club, the wand of Orcus. 

Anthony: Okay. 

Tony:    Larry, summon it. 

Larry:   Summon, what? 

Tony:    The wand of Orcus in my hand. Drawmij. 

Larry:   No. 

Tony:    No? Then enlarge it. 

Larry:   It's an artifact. 

Chris:   Is this guy still alive? 

Larry:   Yeah. 

John:    Larry? Are we up into attacks now? 

Chris:   Yeah. 

Larry:   Initiative. 

Tony:    Larry, you want me to roll for damage, because I'm hurting him
         first anyway, I got a sword of speed. 

Larry:   The party rolls once. 

Tony:    Okay. 

Larry:   5. 

[?]:     4. 

John:    Fuck. 

Tony:    I hit him anyway. Let me roll for damage anyway, cause I hit him
         anyway, I hit the same arm he's holding the weapon --

Larry:   Let me tell you what happens first. 

Geoff:   Cause he goes first. 

Tony:    Actually, no. I got the hit no matter what. 

Geoff:   He knows, Tony. 

Tony:    Okay. 

Geoff:   He wants to tell you what's going to happen. 

Tong:    Alright. 

Larry:   He's gone. You're standing around in an empty circle. 

Tony:    Look around. 

John:    Invisible. 

Tony:    Detect invisibility. 

Chris:   Swing! 

Larry:   He's not there, Chris. What do you do? 

Tony:    Clear this fucking place --

Andrew:  I'm at the door. 

Anthony: Look at those doors we came out. 

John:    No, he's probably in that fucking sphere again. 

Tony:    Is the sphere still up? 

Larry:   No, you can't teleport into it, you have to physically walk into it. 

Tony:    Is the sphere still up? 

Larry:   Yes. 

Geoff:   I look around, Lar, is he in the room? 

Larry:   No. 

Andrew:  I kick open the door. 

Tony:    Larry, what's the next [?] --

Larry:   Servants quarters. 

Andrew:  Anybody in there? 

Larry:   A few servants hiding under the beds. 

Andrew:  Spit at them. 

Tony:    What's the next barrier for the sphere? 

Larry:   If you recall correctly, it's a gust of wind. 

Tony:    Dispelled by what? 

Larry:   No, that's what it's dispelled by. It prevents all magical missiles
         and gives 20 points of damage. 

Tony:    Marlenus, does he have a gust of wind? 

Larry:   No. 

Tony:    Does anybody have a --

Chris:   He's not in there. He vanished. 

Larry:   He's not in the banquet room --

Tony:    No, but I wanted to desecrate that throne while I'm here. 

Larry:   The surviving people in the room are stunned that this is happening,
         that these 7 guys have jumped on him and tried to kill him, and
         bang, he disappeared. 

Chris:   Let's get the fuck out of here, then. 

John:    Yeah, it's a sign of weakness, he didn't think he could take on 7
         guys. 

Geoff:   Dispel those walls. 

John:    Dispel the doors, the forces at the doors.

Tony:    I dispel my wall. 

Geoff:   I run for the doors.  Upstairs. 

John:    Upstairs. Get on my horse. 

Tony:    On mine. 

Larry:   Show me. 

John:    On the horse, I go [points to map). 

Tony:    I take this one. 

Larry:   Okay. Is everybody following? 

Tony:    Are we gonna go -- should we stay together? 

Geoff:   Were there doors in the hallway that you came off the balcony, Tony? 

Chris:   No. 

Anthony: I go up back through where I came through, go back through that
         hallway, and come out this way. 

Larry:   Okay. 

Tony:    Alright, Larry, I'm going up this side. 

Chris:   I'll do the same thing so I can retrieve my horse --

Tony:    Somebody come with me, so I'm not completely --

Andrew:  How bad is the fire going? 

Larry:   John -- in the banquet? 

Andrew:  Yeah. 

Larry:   -- it's at the stage, it's still burning. 

[?]:     Where?  What?  When? 

Andrew:  Mellow, or [?]

Tony:    I mean, I set this on, I set this on. 

Andrew:  I go to the other door. 

Tony:    Place is in flames. 

Andrew:  [?] my dogs [?]

John:    [?] two fireballs go there. 

Tony:    Well there we go, the whole place is [?]

John:    Hey Larry, anybody that was standing in this radius, I let off 2
         fireballs in this corner. 

Larry:   Yeah. 

John:    Okay. 

Tony:    Why don't we seal the doors again? 

John:    I can't. Well, yeah, I can. 

Tony:    Wizard lock them. 

Larry:   You go up the stairs, the stairs are big enough you can take horses
         up there. 

Tony:    Larry, I wizard lock the doors. 

John:    You can take horses up there? 

Larry:   You can. 

John:    Umm, I go --

Geoff:   Are there any doors up in those passage-ways? 

Larry:   Yes. 

Geoff:   Kick one open. 

Larry:   Yes, you wizard lock the doors. 

Tony:    Thank you. 

Larry:   You kick one open. 

Tony:    So, we're gonna let everybody in there burn. Cause none of them are
         our friends. 

Chris:   Actually, I'll torch this room. I'll torch this room here --

Tony:    Don't be a vandal, Chris. 

Chris:   No, no, cause they can get up through the ramparts. 

Tony:    That's right. 

Larry:   Who opens the door? 

Geoff:   I do. 

Tony:    Who went with me up on this side? 

[?]:     John. 

Larry:   You're in a small room, it's 10 by 15. Door at the end. 

Geoff:   Anybody in there? 

Larry:   No. 

Geoff:   [?] what's left of this. Next. 

Larry:   There's another door, how do you open it? 

Geoff:   Boot it. 

Chris:   Where are these birds? 

Anthony: They're up those steps. Steps at the beginning. 

Geoff:   Check for traps. 

Larry:   What's your --

Geoff:   99. 

Larry:   There are traps. 

Geoff:   Dismantle it. 99. 

Tony:    Formality, Larry. 

Larry:   It's dismantled. 

Geoff:   Check for another one. 

Larry:   You find another one. 

Geoff:   Ha.  Dismantle it. 

Larry:   You dismantle it. 

Geoff:   One more. 

Larry:   You don't find any. 

Geoff:   Pick the lock. 

Larry:   You get it picked. 

Geoff:   Now, I can boot it open. 

Larry:   You see ... Geoff, you came in here --

Geoff:   Yeah. 

Larry:   This is the door with all the traps ... you come in here, this room
         is empty --

Tony:    Arr, I don't like this. 

Larry:   -- there's a throne, this is where people meet the king. 

Geoff:   Check the throne. 

Tony:    Jesus Christ. 

Andrew:  So do I. 

Geoff:   Secret passages, and so forth. 

Tony:    Larry, tell us when we get through here. 

Larry:   You can all get into this room. 

Tony:    Alright. 

Larry:   Geoff, there's nothing special about the throne. 

Andrew:  I check the [?].

Geoff:   Secret passages behind it. 

Larry:   There's a door, aw, fuck, I didn't draw it. 

Chris:   Fucking DM. 

Geoff:   Boot it. 

Larry:   Boot it open? You're in a small room with a table with chairs
         around it. 

Geoff:   Anybody in there? 

Larry:   No. 

Andrew:  Check the room. 

Larry:   There's the table, doors are like this [draws]. 

Geoff:   Boot each door open. 

Larry:   Okay ... this is a library. There's all kinds of books in there. 

John:    Mmmm. 

Chris:   Torch it. 

Tony:    You barbarian. 

Larry:   This is a study. There's a desk in there. 

Geoff:   Anybody in there? 

Anthony: Grab the books. 

Larry:   On the desk, you see a copy of something called, "A History of the
         Bone March Wars", written by Lord Marlenus of Freeport ... I'll
         sign it. 

Andrew:  Yeah, let him sign it and leave it there. 

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