Larry: Probably not. So that's your attack, eh?
John: Yeah, and on any other guy that fell down.
Larry: Chris, you got one more guy --
Chris: I killed those 2 guys, I went to that fucking sphere, and I killed
the 2 guys that were facing it, then I started whacking away at
that fucking wall of force around him.
Larry: Okay, I'll get back to you.
Chris: Okay.
Tony: Larry, lightning bolts don't emanate from the fingers, they emanate
from the ground I'm attempting to cast it on, right? Therefore,
from within the sphere I cause 90 points of damage from lightning
bolt.
Larry: Doesn't work. This is a prismatic sphere. Do you do anything else?
Chris: What takes down a prismatic sphere?
Tony: A dispel, but I used it.
Chris: Relearn the fucking thing!
Larry: It takes a lot of things. You need 7 spells in a row, to take down
a prismatic sphere.
Tony: What's the first outer layer from what I've seen of the damage?
Larry: Heh?
Tony: What's the outer layer of the sphere, given to me from what I've
seen of the damage?
Larry: You mean, what does it do?
Tony: What does it do, yeah.
Larry: It prevents all non-magical missiles and inflicts 10 points of
damage. You know, because you're a magic-user, that it is dispelled
by a cone of cold.
Tony: Cast it on it.
Larry: Do you have one?
Tony: I have an extra one, I got 2 of them. I loaded them both up,
I just erased one of them.
Larry: You cast it?
Tony: Yes, I do. You want me to roll for damage?
Larry: No.
Geoff: What's this against?
John: The sphere.
Tony: The prismatic sphere.
John: You gotta take each wall down at a time.
Larry: The first layer is gone.
Tony: The first layer is gone.
John: So, let the 2 magic-users shut down the wall while the rest of us
fight these guys off.
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Tony: We're wasting a lot of time while someone is doing something, and
they're not just watching us. Have we ever met the son, Geoff?
Geoff: No.
Larry: Chris, you're banging this thing -- and it's gone.
Chris: Good.
Larry: Anthony, you're free.
Anthony: Thank you.
Larry: You were surrounded by an anti-magic shell and then a wall of force.
Tony: How much time do you think has passed since we busted in here?
Geoff: [?] rounds.
Larry: Andrew, 20 points. Geoff, you're visible, right?
Geoff: Uh-huh. Unfortunately.
Larry: Why did you choose to become visible?
Tony: Because he made an attack.
Geoff: I had to become visible anyway, I made an attack. The chairs at
the guy inside the prismatic sphere.
Larry: 18 point. John, you chuck this guy in ... Tony, 24.
Anthony: Go around the table again, to find out what's going on. Instead of
all blurting out?
Larry: Initiative. 6. Look at that, a dime a dozen. I want to know
precisely where you 3 guys are. Geoff, John, Tony.
Geoff: I'm right at the table, ready to pick it up and throw it in.
Larry: Uh-huh. John, the prismatic sphere goes down, you're still there.
John: Yeah.
Larry: A guy rolls out of it.
John: Rolls out of it?
Larry: With a weapon.
John: Okay.
Larry: Hits you with it. Roll versus magic.
John: Roll versus magic ... I saved.
Larry: 15 points.
John: No problem.
Larry: This guy wears a crown.
Tony: Where is he? Where is he, John?
Larry: He just rolled out of the prismatic sphere.
Geoff: Armor class.
Tony: Oh, he just rolled out, did he?
John: -7.
Chris: What happened?
Larry: No, he's not -7.
John: This somebody else?
Larry: This is a different guy.
John: Okay.
Tony: John's friend just came out of the prismatic sphere.
Geoff: Do I recognize him?
John: Can I attack him?
Larry: Yes [to Geoff].
Geoff: Hah! [maniacal laughter] Okay, you motherfucker.
John: It's the king?
Larry: It's the king.
Tony: Geoff, you're positively happy.
John: What's his armor class? I'm going to retaliate right now.
Larry: -10. Wait. Let [?] ... you can't see him; Geoff, you can see him.
Geoff: Armor class.
John: Yeah, through the sphere. Through the sphere.
Geoff: Armor class.
Larry: -10.
Tony: -10?
John: [?] I rolled twice, 19, 18 [?] points.
[?]: Alright!
Anthony: I go for him, too.
John: I'm just waiting for a 20.
Anthony: Tell me something Geoff and John, are you guys using weapons, or
missiles?
Larry: The weasels?
Andrew: Coming back to me.
Geoff: Weapons.
Andrew: I'm going, okay, the guy in front of me --
John: I'm right -- he's right at my feet.
[?]: Okay.
Andrew: -- I'm just going to bowl through them, which I'm pretty sure after
the damage I've done, I could do with one hit.
Larry: Okay.
Andrew: And then, I'm going to go --
Geoff: No, Tony --
Tony: Yes?
Geoff: Anthony, I'm not using my weapons, I'm using my hands.
Andrew: Okay, so we're about here, right?
Larry: Uh-huh.
Andrew: Okay, so I'm just going to go here -- is there any doors or
anything, I'm going to check [?]
Chris: Is this the king by any chance, girls?
Anthony: Yes, it is.
Tony: We don't know.
Chris: What do you mean, we don't know?
Andrew: It is.
Anthony: It is, he's been confirmed.
Tony: He has?
[?]: Geoff did.
Tony: He said it looked like him.
Chris: Larry, is this the king rolled out?
Larry: This is the king rolled out.
Chris: Beauty.
Tony: Alright.
Andrew: Okay, so I'm going to nail this guy again?
John: 109 points of damage. I leave -- my last attack, 2 of them were
vorpal, okay, on my last 2 attacks, so, can I pin him into place?
Larry: No.
John: I can't pin him.
Larry: Not as long as he has his weapon in his hands. Geoff --
John: The vorpal -- no, the 2 vorpals, can it do anything to him? Like
decapitation?
Larry: No.
John: Okay.
Geoff: 51 points damage. Bare hands.
Larry: Tony --
Tony: Wait a sec. Just hold on a minute, Larry, just let me do something here.
Larry: Chris, Anthony?
Chris: 92 points of damage, 2 of them were vorpal attack, would've
decapitated anything else.
Tony: [?] use the bow, 85 points. 5 arrows hit, out of 6.
Anthony: Larry, 112. With the ax.
Tony: This is on --
Anthony: The king.
Tony: Yeah.
Andrew: 86 as I'm blowing through the guy.
Geoff: Is John in front of him?
Anthony: Yeah, John is.
Chris: We're all around him, eh?
Geoff: Am I behind him?
Larry: [?] he's against the wall.
Geoff: Oh.
Andrew: Or against the sphere.
Anthony: No, it's gone.
Geoff: Let me know when he leaves the wall.
[?]: It's gone?
Anthony: Is it gone, the sphere?
Tony: That moves with the --
Larry: It's still there.
Tony: Push him into it!
Andrew: Push him into it, fuck.
John: No. He came out of it.
Larry: Wouldn't hurt him. He cast it.
Tony: Oh.
Andrew: The fag.
Tony: Hey if we get, aw, we fucked him, he can't cast it, it's a spell,
or is it, no, it goes to duration, shit.
Larry: Andrew, 10 points, Geoff, 15, John, 20, Tony, 0.
Anthony: If you do a dimension door, can you be accurate on it if you can
see it?
Larry: Yes. You look, you pick the spot.
Anthony: I dimension door into him.
Larry: Into him?
Anthony: Into him.
Larry: That would kill both of you instantly.
Anthony: Oh, would it?
Chris: Ha!
John: Do it.
Andrew: With your arm right through his fucking chest.
Larry: You'd never be able to be regenerated, man.
Tony: Christ, where's our henchmen when we need them?
Larry: You'd both be fucked ... You can all see him, you all see that he
holds something you've heard of in legends before, the wand that
supposedly belongs to Orcus.
Andrew: Hmm.
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