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| hello this page is for our "band"....ok so we have no insrtuments...actually beth has a bass & i have an accoustic guitar (im going to get an electric one eventually).....if this name is already another bands name to bad looks like you have to change your name.We are thinking (as soon as we learn how to play)..we are going to just cover songs or make fun of some songs....then when we stop being lazy we'll make our own songs.... |
| Whatcha Say Again I TOOK HER OUT IT WAS BINGO NIGHT.I WORE BENGAY TO GET THE FEELING RIGHT.WE STARTING COLLECTING OUR CHIPS AND SHE TOOK OUT HER DENTURES,BUT THEN I GOT B15 AND THATS ABOUT THE TIME SHE SPILLED HER PRUNE JUICE ON ME.NOBOADY LIKES YOU WHEN YOUR 83 AND ARE STILL MORE AMUSED BY CLICKY PENS.WHAT THE HELL IS MTV?MY FRIENDS SAY NOT TO LIE ABOUT MY AGE AGAIN.WHATS MY AGE AGAIN WHATCHA SAY AGAIN?THEN LATER ON,IN THE REC ROOM I ACCIDENTLY CALLED MY DAUGHTER MOM ON THE FRONT DESK PHONE.I SAID I WAS HER SON.AND TO GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.THIS STATE LOOKS DOWN ON OVER 53.AND THATS ABOUT THE TIME THAT BITCH OF A MOTHER HUNG UP ON ME.NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOUR 83.AND STILL MORE AMUSED BY SPEED-DIAL ON TELEPHONES.WHAT THE HELL IS CALLER ID?MY FRIENDS SAY NOT TO LIE ABOUT ABOUT MY AGE.WHATS MY AGE AGAIN?WHATCHA SAY AGAIN?AND THATS ABOUT THE TIME SHE SPILLED PRUNE JUCIE ON ME.NOBOADY LIKES YOU WHEN YOUR 83.AND STILL ACT LIKE YOUR IN VIETNAM.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT?MY FRIENDS SAY NOT TO LIE ABOUT MY AGE.WHATS MY AGE AGAIN.WHATCHA SAY AGAIN?THATS ABOUT THE TIME SHE THREW HER DENTURES AT ME.NO ONE SHOULD HATE ME IM 83.WITH MANY YEARS IVE HAD THAT I DIDNT DIE.WHY WOULDNT SHE JUST WISH THAT FOR ME?I NEVER WANT TO ACT MY AGE AGAIN.WHATS MY AGE AGAIN?WHATCA SAY AGAIN? |
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| Welcome special guest Elisabeth Kasperek.... A Thousand Miles (The Donut Song) by Elisabeth Kasperek Making my way downtown /Walking fast/ stores are passed/ and I'm foodbound./ Starving/Rushing ahead/ Just making my way/making my way/through the crowd./ And I need you/And I miss you/ And I'm hungry/ Chorus: If I would fall/Into a pie/ Do you think I/ Would pass you by? Cuz you know I'd walk a thousand miles/ If I could just/ taste you/ donut./ It's always time like these/ when I hunger for you/ and I wonder/ if you ever long for me./ 'Cause everything's wrong/ and you don't belong/ living in my stomach's memories./ Cause I need you/ and I miss you/ and now I'm hungry/ (Chorus) And I, I/ will eat a box or so/ I, I/ Dunk you in my coffee/ I,I/ Try not to let you go/ I, I/ Oops... Making my way downtown/ walking fast/ stores are passed/ and I'm food bound/ Starving, rushing ahead/Just making my way/ Making my way through the crowd./ And I need you/ and I miss you/ and I'm hungry. Chorus 2x) |
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