Movies -- Music -- Online -- Chat Fun
-- Poll -- Random Thoughts --
% ALISON & SEX:
Alison: well Mike i'm going to a new school in another month so i wont be seeing you 'cuz your 12 and im 14 and all....so LETS HAVE SEX!!
Mike: OK!!....(long pause)....What's sex???
% LESLIE ON STEALING SHIT FROM ALLEYS:
Leslie: i miss going through peoples junk we havent for a while i feel like theres something missing that i should be doing...lets go
-cop car stops at stop sign next to us-
Leslie: do something good do something for the community & be good people!
-both laugh-
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Other People's Famous Quotes :
% "im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs"
- i forgot who said that
% "this is an A & B conversation so C your way out of it before D jumps over E & F's you up G" - some teacher
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Quotes From Movies :
% "A gun is not like your penis, you can't pull it out when ever you feel like proving you're a man."
- Another Day In Paradise
% "I'm ready for my close up Mr. Demented.."
- Cecil B. Dememted
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% GHOULIES 2
-guy on movie looks like K.D. Lang-
Beth: hey its KD Langs brother
Leslie: no, it's just KD Lan
% WAL-MART
-both of us sitting on a swinging chair at walmart-
-Leslie is playing with a ball then it rolls away-
Leslie: there goes my fun
% BETH & LESLIE AT THE MOVIES SEEING SPIDERMAN
Beth: save the kids
Leslie: no dude, save the chick get laid
Leslie: i bet to make him cry because hes an emo boy they had to go "ok pretend like the sun went behind a cloud then you'll cry"
% LESLIE ABOUT HER CLAY GUY
"beth my clay guy fell off my desk i think he tried to commit clayguyacide"