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Welcome to Rob's Page. Here are a few things about Rob you probably didnt know.
A: "Stop looking at me, Swan!!" A: *sniff-sniff* ...uh, why? A: Sour gummi worms...I'm addicted. A: When possible, treat others as you would want to be treated. When not possible, see #18. A: My dry John-Gale-like wit and humor. A: I stole a Raggety-Ann doll when I was five and my parents made me take it back to the store and apologize in front of a lot of people who were laughing. I'm still scarred. A: My Titanium PowerBook G4. It stops bullets and allows me to jump over tall videos with a single bound. A: I think it is a combination of my mysterious charm, rugged blue eyes, incredible smile, rock-hard buttocks, and the fact that I personally know Ryan Taylor. A: Locally, Taco Villa on Fourth Street. I'm thinking about having a love-tussle with one of the high school girls from Pottsville who works there (she gives me extra hot sauce; what can I say?).. A: I'm like, high on life, man. But when I can't get that, I like pot. It seems nearly almost kind of legal and only kills as many brain cells as a three-mile jog through an acid rain in a nuclear testing area. What was the question again? A: For me, unquestionably it would be having my chair ripped out of an airplane at 35,000 feet, shredded by fuselage shards on the way out so that my scalp is dangling from my skull, and plummeting end over end towards my ever-nearing and ever-unstoppable destiny with the hard hard ground. I can imagine that I am barely coherent, just enough to know that I am about to slam into the earth at three hundred miles an hour, and I can't do a thing about it. Yeah, that would pretty much suck for me. Also see #18. A: All interns must take a compatibility test before they are hired. A: Probably the superconductor. But on a more social scale, I'd have to say Fred Durst's hairpiece. Have you seen that thing? It's a great example of modern technology changing the world. A: I prefer Armani because it comes in a cool bottle, smells musky, and can reasonably hide the fact that my armpits, on occasion, smell like ass. A: Fantasizing that I am shooting a love scene with Ryan and Karryn and suddenly Ryan passes out and Mike drags him away and then I have to stand in for Ryan. A director's life is hell, let me tell ya. A: Motorized Auto Transport, otherwise known as M.A.T. to you laymen out there. I call it a car. I just got a new one, so I'm pretty happy at the moment. A Mitsubishi Diamante. It's the first car I've had that has full power everything, so my days recently have consisted of rolling the windows up and down and opening the trunk. When I get bored, I pop the gas cover in parking lots to hit people in the crotch. You can score seven out of ten if you practice. A: Probably still answering these questions. How many are there, anyway? A: DIE MOTHER&*#KER DIE A: More than you can imagine. I've gotten to be somewhat of an expert on the mullet, since I've been cutting Ryan's mom's hair. A: I haven't styled my life since this morning, why, does it look bad? |
 
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