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Welcome to Mike's Page. Here are a few things about mike you probably didnt know.
A: Boner/Gay. A: No. A: I like candy very little. A: Life is a shit sandwich and everyday is a another bite. A: My shoulders, legs and my fat ass cheeks. A: Sneezing and farting at the same time. A: My comicbooks, my penis, in that order A: I have fucking no idea. I see nothing sexy about me. A: Where it's Free. A: Butane. A: If I woke up to southern gospel playing and Terry , my roomate, having hardcore sex with another guy. And while in the middle of the greasy lovemaking , Terry slips a disc and stumbles across the room and sits on my face. Smothered in the aromatic butter pie know only as Terry's crack. A: Free Schooling. A: Pants that turn into shorts and Anime. A: Perfume. A: Turning my head and coughing. A: Teleportation, and then my feet. A: Eating and making whoopy I hope. A: Blank A: Only on Lesbians A: A constant battle with procastination and dealing with the fact that no one loves me. |
 
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