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Brian: wait let me just
give him my number
Michael: What you do? Write it on your dick? (episode 1)
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Brian: So where you
headed?
Justin: No where special
Brian: I can change that (ep1)
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Brian: So you coming or
going? Or coming and then going ... or coming and staying? (ep1)
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Student at Justin's
school: Hey Justin, you want to suck me off?
Brian: NO but I'll kick your tight little virgin ass so hard you won't
be able to sit down for a week (ep1)
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Brian: I'll show you the
world. I can be Superman
Michael: Why am I always Lois Layne (sp?! ep1)
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Brian: You'll see me in
your dreams (ep1)
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Brian: So everytime you
fuck you'll be thinking about me (ep1)
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Brian: "Look, I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with a maximum of
pleasure, and a minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid. And
then they end up hurting each other because it was all based on lies to begin with. If that's what you want, then go and find
yourself a pretty little girl and get married.
Justin: "That's not what I want. I want you."
Brian: "You can't have me."
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Brian: I tune out self
pity. It makes my dick soft.Brian: "Now I'm going to bed."
Justin: "OK."
Brian: "Alone. You go over there, and do your homework. And lights out by eleven."
Justin: "Eleven?"
Brian: "Do you know that I had to promise your mother that you wouldn't be late for school tomorrow? And by the way,
she sends her love."
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Brian: "What are you doing here? I thought it was a school night."
Justin: "You're here."
Brian: "I'm a grown-up."
Justin: "Barely."
Brian: "Go home."
Justin: "No."
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Brian: "You know that's just what I need... to be at a dance with a bunch of fucking 18 year olds."
Justin: "I thought you liked fucking 18 year olds."
(ep22)
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Justin: "Did you see their faces?"
Brian: "Yeah. We gave them a prom they'll never forget."
Justin: "Me neither. It was the best night of my life."
Brian: "Even if it was ridiculously romantic." (ep22)