| Anusdrea Istanbul Fartentez | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Anusdrea Istanbul fartentez' Super Uniform consists of a soiled and pee stained pair of denim overalls, emblazened with the letter 'A', the bottom legs are folded up so as not to drag along the floor. She also wears a chewed on sweater, which smells strongly of mothballs and an extravogant cardboard mask. This is accompanied with a pair of slippers wit little paper rockets hot glue gunned on the side, and a knotted sheet as her superhero cape. In her pockets is commonly "chewy", lip gloss and her phone, as she is not MacGuyver these objects are usually left unused. |
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| Who is Anusdrea Istanbul Fartentez? She is a slow-witted bumbling superhero who travels the skies using fart propulsion but who never actually seems to do any great heroic feats anymore. Though originally the protagonist of a series of insulting action-packed stories, she had mellowed out into a series of simple poems about her explosive flatulence. |
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| Anusdrea Istanbul Fartentez started as lude comments based on Andrea's "fictional" flatulence problem, which eventually evolved into action packed "myths" about how Andrea's flatulence destroyed various parts of the world, causing the events which rocked the evening news and describing various enviromental features of the school. Frustrated at her continual defamation, Andrea insisted on the removal of the use of her name, and Anusdrea Istanbul Fartentez was born. Now she is successfully embodied in a series of poetry spawned during restless bouts of boredom, and continues to be a source of amusement to its creator on particular afternoons devoid of intrest and jam packed with wrist slashing goodness. |
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| Some of Anusdrea's texts: | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Anusdrea Fartentez and the toilet cubicle | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Anusdrea Fartentez and the Flatulence Doctor | ||||||||||||||||||||
| A day in the life of Anusdrea [play] | ||||||||||||||||||||