I didn't think it was that funny.
Coz it unwittingly, blew up the throne,
and I think also my funny bone.
I watch a log go past my foot,
a ciggarette, empty of soot.
The clang of sinks, is slightly mellow,
because the waters strangly yellow.
I lunge out, alarmed so much,
to find my undies, off-place a touch
luckily i'm wearing a dress,
they're around my ankles in a mess.
I slap my head, and shut my eyes,
just as the dress around me flies.
The biggest fart you ever heard,
from ten cannes of baked beans it was spurred.
Erupted madly from my arse crack,
and caused bystanders to go flying back.
Tomato faced without a doubt,
pull up my pants and waded out.
The crater filled with a yellow lake,
I left behind and in my wake.
I sloshed around, ignored the pain,
As i held in my fart again.