Camille:
Goodness me! Holy Shit!
Come over here, what is it?
Mary:
I dunno you little jerk,
Come over here, get back to work!
Camille:
Why do we have to clean the lawn,
this early morn at the crack of dawn,
its not my fault a big pile of poop,
was discovered outside on the stoop.
Camille's mum:
hey dudes, look over there,
it's someone in thier underwear!
And look! A great big cloud of gas,
is being discharged from thier fat ass!
Camille's dad:
What do I see with my little eye?
That thins flyinf into the sky!
Oh what a sigh! oh what a sound!
That things fat ass is big and round!
Mary:
Oh look at it go on its way!
Camille:
Its gone somewhere to save the day!
SCENE TWO: Sky over Glen Alpine
* Anusdrea 'flying' in the air...*
Enrique:
Help me! Help me! Little Auntie!
Whose underpants are really nasty,
I've gone and fallen down the loo,
and so I need some help from you!
I am stuck, with no way out!
So I'll just sit here and shout!
HEEELP!
Anusdrea:
Have nothing to fear!
Anusdrea is here!
Here I come with arms outstretched,
so that I may cleverly fetch,
you from that horrid place,
*sniffs*
Eww... Your a disgrace!
You smell like crap,
I'll go place you under that tap.
*Turns on tap*
there you go you little lad,
now you may not smell so bad.
Enrique:
shut up! You can talk!
I'm only here coz I cant walk!
Anusdrea:
Anyways... I've got to go
Someones stuck in the snow.
*Flies out the window*
Enrique:
I hope I don't turn out like that,
Oh no! She's left the tap on! Drat!
SCENE THREE: Air over Crisparckle drive
Anusdrea:
Here I go, here I fly!
To go help someone whos about to die!
Man:
Help me! Help me! I can't get out!
I'm pinned down so I can only shout!
Help me I'm stuck in this car!
Anusdrea:
You do notice that the doors ajar?
Oh thank you! You sexy felon!
Your cheeks are just like watermelon!
Not your face cheeks, you see,
I hope that you will marry me!
Because if I can be so mistaken,
I am so very taken,
by that young lass in underwear,
Who has gone to yonder there...
Anusdrea:
Get away from me you big fat freak!
I don't really fancy geeks!
And your really weird you know? So I think that I'll just go...
*Walks dawn the street*
Man:
Alas she has broken my heart,
I've go yonder there to escape her fart.
*exit*
Small child:
Look mother! over there,
that lady's wearing only underwear!
How come you wont let me do that?
Mother:
because your arse is really fat!
Excuse me! Yes, you over there!
Why are you wearing only underwear?
Anusdrea:
No I'm not! You big fat turd!
What your proposing is absurd!
My suit is white, can't you see?
its just extremly dirty!
Small child:
Havent you thought of changing your clothes?
Anusdrea:
Well... I could do that, I suppose...
Oh look at the time!
I must be off to fight some crime!
*farts off into the air*
SCENE FOUR: Air over Glen Alpine
Anusdrea:
Geez, lucky I can fly away,
whenever someones being gay.
hey look, i can see my house from here!
Wait, what is that I hear?
Do I hear Enrique shout?
From the house with water gushing out?
*Flies back through the window*
Quiet boy! Don't yell so strong!
Because now I've come along!
Enrique:
I was sitting quiet as a mouse,
you gone and flooded the whole house!
Anusdrea:
Don't worry, I'll just open all the doors,
and turn other ppls gardens into muddy moors.
see you nappy wearing baby, your so blind,
theres a simple solution to a problem of every kind.
Enrique:
Well to help dry the house, the answers simple,
You'll need some help you encrusted pimple!
Anusdrea:
Well get off ur butt you little fart!
Call them here so we can start!
Enrique:
HURRY PEOPLE! COME THIS WAY!
ANDREAS TELLING ME SHE'S GAY!
*ppl come*
ha ha! foole you all,
now help us clean out hall!