Well, it looks like you're all ok,
I've got to go and save the day!
SCENE FIVE: Infront of camilles house
Anusdrea:
Well, theres nothing here for me to do,
I think I'll go over there and take a poo...
Ahh... feeling better, there I go.
Wait, what is that sound? ho!
Camille:
Hey you, you stupid twit,
so your the one that did it!
You crapped on our doorstep yesterday,
we had to clean it up all day!
Come over here you little mole!
So I can hit you with this pole!
Anusdrea:
Okay *moves closer* WAIT! I'm not that dumb!
You can shove that up ur bum!
*Flies into the air!
Camille:
Holy carp! whats that stink?
its like a dead cow I think!
Omg! Is that how u fly?
Ive got to go or else I'll die!
*staggers inside*
SCENE FIVE: over joannes house.
Anusdrea:
In the fight against crime I always win!
I chuck the baddies in the bin!
She has been defeated, true to word
i'll go and eat that chicken bird!
*lands down and eats chicken*
Hey look, this chicks got mail,
oh no! a prisoner out of jail!
*grabs her*
Ive got you, you evil fag,
I'll put you in this hessian bag!
Joanne:
Hey get me out you half-arsed twit!
I'm not a criminal, use your wit!
Anusdrea:
But how come?
Youve got a gun!
Joanne:
thats not a gun, its just a spoon,
get lost you big fat goon!
Im not a prisoner from jail!
I just came out coz u read my mail!
Anusdrea:
I did not, i came here to land!
*looks at the mail in here hand*
Oh how did it get in my hand?
It must be my, err, super attractive powers,
here you go and have these flowers!
Joanne:
whatever you stinking arse!
this isn't flowers, its just grass.
Anusdrea:
Sorry sweetie got to run,
you just stay here and have some fun!
* Runs down the street and arrives at her house as the sunset starts*
Anusdrea:
Oh sunset sweet, oh sunset strong,
How I love to watch you all day long,
But I;ve got to go,Ive got to run
An angry mobs after my bum!
END