Once 4 gujju (Gujarati) wives met at a party talking about their husbands new cellular phones.... First gujju wife says to others... "Maro pati ne pass mota laura(motorola) che!.... Second gujju wife replies.."Aree sirf mota laura thi kya hoga? errection(ERICSSON) chahiye!.... So the third gujju wife stepa up & says..."aree mota laura bhi thick hai, errection bhi thick hai, Par semen(seimens) nahi to kya fayda?... And then the fourth said.. "Mota laura bhi ho, errecson bhi ho, semen bhi ho, lekin na kiya(nokiya) tho kya fayda??....

IT Companys Full Names...just dont miss it....


* * 1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT * 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output * 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses * 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions * 5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems * 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping * 7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds * 8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines * 9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly * 10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors * 11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings * 12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible * 13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfo .....

A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party he introduced his family to his friends
saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee
...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"
American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"

What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
Moti-vating..!!!

Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood
group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25
saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum : Well, you have done the right thing. Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

If the Titanic was made in India: 10. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain. 8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother. 7. It's seven and half-hours long. 6. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar". 5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan. 4. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it. 3. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris. 2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat. 1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it. AND Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!! The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother.

Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Laloo enters a shop and shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji" Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

Laloo's family planning policy : DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR

Teacher to a Sardar : A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example, Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter,! So I Love Your Daughter.

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test

Dosti kya hai? Deewangi hai, Zindagi hai, Aashiqui hai, Bandagi hai, Sukoon hai, Dhadkan hai, Aarzoo hai, Umang hai, Bahar hai, Khumaar hai, Jadoo hai, Jannat hai, Isi liye tu aur mai ek saath hai. ...

Once an Elephant and a small Ant meet for the first time. Ant asks the elephant "Elephant what is your age? "Elephant replies "5 years". Ant says "U r just 5 years then also so big...." Elephant replies "after all I am Complan boy". Now Elephant asks the Ant "What is ur age?" Ant says "30 years" Elephant again asks" ur age is so much then also u r so small "Ant replies " after all I am a Santoor girl -----

At a bar in New York , the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND U sir?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. Can u Guess Y????? Find for the answer below........ Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...