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| WELL THERE WE ARE..ON OUR WEDDING DAY...NICE DRESS HUH? WE GOT MARRIED AFTER A TWO WEEK DRUNK...OUR FRIENDS WERE MAKING BETS WITH US THAT IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE THAT EVENTFULL DAY...HEY YOU GUYS...PAY UP!!! |
| NO BLOW..NO JOE |
| SHORTLY AFTER WE WERE MARRIED...HIM AND HIS BUDDY SAID THEY WERE GONNA GO PICK UP SOME STEAKS AND STUFF FOR A BBQ WE HAD PLANNED LATER. WELL 4 HOURS LATER A FRIEND CALLED AND SAID, "HEY DID YOU KNOW YOUR OLDMAN IS DOWN AT THE BAR?" SO I WENT TO THE BAR, YEP SURE ENOUGH THERE WAS MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.Ii GOT IN IT AND DROVE HOME. IMAGINE HIS SURPRISE WHEN HE WENT TO LEAVE!! |
| ONCE HE SAID HE WOULD BE RIGHT BACK, WAS GONNA GO DROP A FRIEND OFF AT HOME. 5 DAYS LATER HE RETURNED. I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS RETURNING HIM TO HIS HOMELAND OF MEXICO. |
| Yep I married a liar..I think all men r liars., But Joe...he's unique,He tells lies for no reason. Like #! once his boss asked me. "SO HOW WAS DINNER AT YOUR BROTHERS HOUSE LAST NIGHT?" I was like...uhhhhhh {thinking ,,I have ate at Toms house..like NEVER} specially with Joe.. Or#2 - his weed connect "don".who really turned out to be "dawn". #3 the tires he got ..NOT from Bob who he works with , but, BOB..dead for three years BOB . #4 The mysterious money order for Rent he so responsibly took upon himself to get, sign, and send. Only the landlord never recieved. ---I could go on and on..but not now ya gotta know him to love him...and he cant hide JACK from me..I find it everytime! |
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| MARRIED LIFE DOES THAT TO YOU |
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| TWO WORDS OF ADVICE TO ALL WOMEN WHO IN THE FUTURE WANT TO GET MARRIED: MARRY RICH!!!! |
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| Put fences around your heart, protect the sacred ground that is reserved only for each other. Share your deepest feelings,needs, and difficulties only with each other. Realize the power of the eyes, they are the "windows to the soul" pull the shades down if you sense someone pausing a little to long in front of those windows. There is that deep type of look that MUST be reserved for only one person-your mate! If a relationship threatens the stability of our family - it must end, it can no longer be. |
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