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*Why is your site titled "Freakness"
Because.......
"Piss Ants with Sternocleidomastoids living in Cheerios with Gorperfied Siberian Snow Yaks eating biscuits on their lovely way to Zimbabwe"
was taken.

· Who is the Freak?
Alot of things......Screenwriter, Horror/Movie guru, Philos Freak, Omnipotent Arguer,  Hella Funny Guy, an Enigma.....and Entertainer.

· What does the Freak talk about?
Everything.
If it's entertaining or controversial, it's the Freak.
Wanna discuss religion? Freak will stymie your theories with reason and dizzy you with even deeper questions.
Got an opinion on one of Freak's 'TRUTHS'?
Let it be known!

· What does Freak look like?
Someone who knows all.....or sounds damn good when he doesn't.

· Does Freak own any pets?
Why in the hell would you want to know this???????
Well, the answer is NO.... but 4cats own Freak....Wally, Mr. Bear, Carrie & Spooky.

· What is the Freak's ultimate aspiration in life?
Find Love, Entertain, View own movies in the theater and watch the audience reactions, Make people happy, Laugh, Argue, Make some $$$$....oh, and have a family.
In a nutshell.........TO BE HAPPY!

· How can I tell Freak what's on my mind?
E-mail or yell hella loud.

· Can I suggest a topic?
Absolutely.
*But will you edit my comments?
Nope....because if you have something intelligent to say I'll be happy to post it as is....but if you're a moron, I'll be happy to show that to the world, also.

· How can I get even more involved in Freak's BS?
Visit this site frequently and pay attention.
Realize the realism.
Tell your friends that you have finally discovered the Cyber Yoda.

*Why are you so damn cocky?????!!!!!!!
I'm not cocky, I'm CONFIDENT...
but if you disagree and just think I'm a cocky bastard......
Its because I can back it up.
Therefore, if you disagree, let me know.
:)

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