100 THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME

1. I am VERY Superstitious

2. I avoid the #'s 2,6,8

3. Sharks scare the hell outta me, yet my favorite movie is "Jaws"

4. Terrified of the ocean but love the beach

5. Had an opportunity to re-write a script going into film production, but listened to my idiot agent (at the time) and he turned down the deal.

6. Biggest fear is going insane

7. Have a tendency to predict the future

8. Received a negative 'sign' on my wedding night that things wouldn't work out. (hindsight…)

9. I don't respond to "Matthew" (unless you're my Mom)

10. I tend to notice everything happening around me, therefore if I don't respond to you, its probably on purpose.

11. Have only been in 2 physical fights in my life and both were 20 years ago.

12. I don't fear the threat of physical harm or death, therefore I rarely back down to it.

13. There are SO many things I want to do in my life, but I feel I am losing years to do them all.

14. I believe I will die young, whether by smoking cloves, freak accident or my own hand.

15. I know cloves are bad for me, and I couldn't care less.

16. I am more analytical and philosophical than anyone I know.

17. Not a fan of porn or strip clubs. Attended my first strip club at age 31. I don't own a single porn video or magazine (I prefer to undress w/ my eyes, or for real)

18. My late Mother in law once called me "The most romantic person she's ever known". (Luv ya, Sandra!)

19. I don't believe in a god, devil, heaven or hell.

20. I love cats but don't care for dogs. The ONLY dog in the world to me was my late collie, Sammy.

21. The #1 goal in my life is to find true love.

22. I am sentimental as hell.

23. Prozac helped save my life at 2 points.

24. I don't believe in voting. I believe its all fixed.

25. I am always rocking or tapping my feet or drumming my fingers.

26. I love making people laugh. In high school, my friends felt I should be a stand-up comedian. I appreciated that.

27. I drink a lot, but never get drunk.

28. I'm a damn good liar, but believe in always being honest.

29. The 2 people I admire most in my life are my best friend Bill, and my Dad.

30. I feel I am the 'blacksheep' of my family…..and I get a kick out of it.

31. I am very protective of my family and friends. If someone wants to mess w/ them, they gotta go through ME first.

32. 32 is one of my 2 fave #'s (Magic Johnson's #). The other is 12 (the # of Steeler QB great, Terry Bradshaw, and my Dad)

33. I'm the only guy I know who has no desire to sleep w/ 2 women at the same time. I prefer ONE gal.

34. I'm not interested in nature, wildlife, the outdoors, etc. Yet, I grew up in it.

35. When I get cold, I use a hair dryer as a heating device to warm up.

36. I hate making noise whenever I enter or leave a room.

37. My Ex-wife got me started on smoking cloves 5 years ago. She later knocked me for it. She then BEGAN it.

38. I can drink 6+ Buds w/o being phased. But you give me 2+ shots of hard alcohol, I'm plowed.

39. I can't read piano music at all, but if you heard me play piano, you'd think I was a professional. (I play by ear).

40. I am a sucker for love/romantic songs.

41. I bawled during "Ghost" and "Titanic".

42. Both Yanni and Enya inspire some of my writing.

43. I love to eat chocolate cookies and chase them down with tomato juice.

44. I used to throw remote controls at the television when my Lakers or Steelers would lose. I have since chilled. (I now throw the TV at the remotes. <wink>)

45. I HATE backtracking. If I forgot something, screw it. (however, this doesn't apply to dates or Djing)

46. I HATE making extra trips. When I bring several bags of groceries home, I try to grab ahold of them ALL at the same time to bring them in the house.

47. If I've thrown a party, I will be up EARLY the next morning cleaning it up. I dislike leaving remnants of the night before, now that its over.

48. I wish I was Spielberg, Stephen King, Robin Williams, Yanni and Socrates all wrapped up into one.

49. I still find it hard to believe I was once married. That seems like a past life.

50. Yes, I believe in aliens. What form do they come in? Beats me. But the truth is out there. <wink>

51. I grew up in a 'haunted house' in Wyoming. Some of my relatives did the same in Northern CA. Yes, I believe in ghosts.

52. I often wish someone had a crush on me.

53. It amazes me that I'm aware that a guy with a sense of humor is very impressive to a female, yet most guys who are considered hunks have no clue.

54. In high school, I was neither popular nor nerdy (I didn't stand out), yet at my 10 year reunion, I took over the roll of 'Master of ceremonies and entertainment'. Weird.

55. Yes, I am a fan of Britney Spears. Yes, I actually like her MUSIC. No, its not because of her body (though I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eatin' crackers).

56. I look forward to when we finally have a FEMALE President.

57. I strongly believe we will never achieve world peace, due to human nature and politics.

58. I believe the film "Wag the Dog" was more realistic to life and politics than people choose to accept.

59. I watch "Smallville" religiously and used to do the same with 90210 and Dawson's.

60. Most guys first notice a woman's breasts or ass. I notice hair, eyes and eyebrows.

61. I love brunettes.

62. The names of most the women I've been with end with the letter 'A'.

63. While online, if I go into a Christian chat room, they think I'm Atheist. But when I enter an Atheist chat, they think I'm Christian. Go figure.

64. My favorite superhero is Spiderman, yet I am terrified of spiders.

65. I receive many of my script ideas from my nightmares.

66. At least 60% of my dreams are nightmares.

67. There are several unique things that have never happened to me, but I feel that if I list them here, they'll happen to me by the end of the day.

68. No one ever guesses my age correctly. I'm everything from 23 to 40.

69. I was born in '69. I am proud of that. <wink>

70. I know everything about 80's music, however I know nothing about 90's.

71. I used to play drums in various local bands for 10 years. I was kicked out due to my lack of long hair.

72. I am possibly the only non-alcoholic you know who drinks more beer than most alcoholics.

73. I don't like kids, yet I'm great around them.

74. I'm terrified of flying.

75. I remember every girlfriend I've ever had, and that dates back to Kindergarten.

76. I've been a drummer for 25 years and have played keys for 17.

77. My dream car used to be a Camaro Z28 . Now I just want something that runs.

78. I suffer from 'gastritis' (stomach condition), and its my own fault.

79. When I DJ a party, I refuse to play country music (UNLESS she's HELLA cute…..and single).

80. I can't stand seafood.

81. "I'd like to buy the world a beer, and drink in perfect harmony…"

82. My favorite comedy of all-time is "Bachelor Party" starring a young Tom Hanks. My Ex wife HATED it. Hehe

83. I love to play and create entertainment trivia.

84. When I write a script, I will act out the parts and write them down. If I find myself crying over what I've written, I know its GOOD.

85. I hope to eventually have a home on the beach on Huntington Beach in LA.

86. 2 of the best opening sequences in movies come from "Saving Private Ryan" and "Contact".

87. Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman and Cindy Crawford do nothing for me.

88. Natalie Portman, Kristin Kreuk, Kate Beckinsale and Ashley Judd do EVERYTHING for me. : )

89. I am a sucker for sad movies; I bawl like a baby. One of the biggest tear-jerking moments in a movie is the ending of "The Champ" with a tiny Ricky Schroeder. Check it out.

90. Separating from my Ex-wife and then getting a divorce were the toughest moments of my life. They were also the BEST.

91. I was once carded for buying a bottle that resembled champagne. It was Martinelli's APPLE cider.

92. If/when I come into a large amount of money, the first thing I'll do is pay off my debts. The second will be to help out my family and friends. Whatever is left over…I'll buy a car that runs better.

93. My dream vacation is to visit London.

94. If I could go back in time, I'd either hang out with Socrates, or have a chat with Jesus.

95. I despise prejudism, racism, bigotry and the 'N' word (n*gger).

96. I have written 10 scripts to date. None of them have sex scenes. All of them have dream sequences.

97. I am an air hockey guru. (but who cares?)

98. I suck at remembering names, but always remember faces.

99. My favorite bands while growing up were Kiss & Journey.

100. It was a bitch coming up with 100 things!


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