WHY YOU NEED ME


BECAUSE I TELL IT THE WAY I SEE IT, AND PERHAPS IS.
WITHOUT SHAME.


YA SEE, I TAKE LOOOOOOONG LOOKS AT SOCIETY, AT THE WAY THINGS ARE
AND I FIND HUMOR IN EVERYTHING.
AND THAT CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT.

HUMAN BEINGS HAVE A  HARD TIME SEEING THINGS FOR WHAT THEY ARE,
PUTTING THEM INTO PERSPECTIVE AND NOT TAKING THEM SO SERIOUSLY.
THINGS AREN'T NATURALLY 'SERIOUS'....WE MAKE THEM THAT WAY.

LIFE IS SIMPLY TOO DAMN SHORT TO TAKE IT THAT WAY.

SURE, I GET PISSED, ANGRY, JEALOUS, VENGEFUL, SAD, ETC. AT THINGS DURING
MY DAY, BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT I CAN TRY TO STEP BACK AND ATTEMPT TO FIGURE THEM LOGICALLY AND REASONABLY.
OF COURSE THAT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK......DUH.
BUT WE GET SOOOO WRAPPED UP WITH OUR TRIVIAL, DAILY LIVES THAT WE FORGET
TO SIMPLY CHILL AND APPRECIATE
LIFE.
AND, IN MY OPINION, THATS WHERE THE ROOT OF EVERYTHING LIES.

LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT.
AND A LOT OF THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO THAT CONCEPT.

THEREFORE, I WILL TRY TO TAKE THE EVERYDAY BULLSHIT AND SHOW YOU
THE HUMOROUS SIDE OF IT.

YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF UTTERLY PISSED OFF AT MY VARIOUS COMMENTS,
BUT CAN YOU THEN PUT THEM INTO PERSPECTIVE AND LAUGH?

CAN WE LAUGH AT OURSELVES?

I THINK WE CAN.

WITHIN THIS SITE YOU WILL PERHAPS FIND INFO THAT DEEPLY 'OFFENDS' YOU.
THAT IS THE POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF
"WHY?"
"WHY DID/DOES THAT OFFEND ME?"

ARE THERE 'TABOOS' I HAVE BROKEN?
ARE THERE LINES I HAVE CROSSED THAT 'SHOULDN'T BE'?

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE MOMENTS, THE EMOTIONS I AM REFERRING TO.

I FEEL THAT WE NEED TO BREAK THOSE BARRIERS, OR LEAST SOME OF THEM.
IN ORDER TO DO THAT, WE MUST
BRING THEM OUT
ACKNOWLEDGE THEM
STUDY THEM
THEN HAVE FUN WITH THEM.

AND THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!


I COULDN'T DISAGREE MORE WITH YOU AND I'M GONNA E-MAIL YOU ABOUT IT!


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