| "I'm not sure if oxygen is a metal or not..." ...my old science teacher... "Take your hair down before I rip of your boobies, eat them, and mount them on my wall!" I gues Nash didn't like my hair up... "Oh my god! What if Jesus was Korean?!" Brandon...In typical Brandon style...no one talking about Jesus...or Korea... "What do Jesus and the toilet have to do with each other? Chris "Don't lick my pretzel!" Kyle "It only takes one day for the sun to revolve around the earth, right?" Kyle "I am Lord Spank! You need a spanking!" Timmy....who goes by Tim now, I think...Not that I care, because my CHAM song just came on! Wai! "King Crackwhore!" Chris insults King Henry VIII "If at first you don't succeed, give the shit up and call a professional." Jenjen, followed by... "No, it's: If at life you don't succeed, Fuck it all and smoke some weed." Amber "If I was a hooker, I'd be making a lot more money." Ms. Bushman, one of the teachers at my school "My sexual preference is not you." god's shirt... "I'm cold..." "You're cold? Then give me a ruler!" As you can see, Chris is very concerned with my body temperature. "I haven't fondled myself today." Manny. As if there was ever any doubt. "What did you put for number 11?" "Hamburgler." ::sigh:: Chris and Amy, discussing a Japanese quiz "You ultimately suck. I couldn't shoe-wedgie you." Chris. I still don't know what the hell that means. "Be glad you left, because they had a conversation about nipples." Jamie. I'm sooo glad I wasn't there.... "NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU JUNKO-KUN!" 'You're just embarassing yourself, you know." "...oh yeah..." Me and Junko at da ball game... "You stepped on me!" "I thought you were a rug!" Um, yeah. I was playing with my uber-kawaii koneko Ayu-chan and my daddy stepped on me! "We're writing in Christmas colours! Tee hee!" Junko-kun, being observent. On AOL IMie thingie, I always have a blood reddish colour, with a black background. She was using green that night.... "I don't have a lolita complex..." Junko-kun explains why she doesn't like Card Captor Sakura hentai featuring Sakura or Tomoyo. "I have a really SCARY feeling that is a MAN!" Junko-kun seeing through Mana's disguise! "Are you trying to get me back for that time I sent you to tokyocandy.com and yaoi.com?" Junko-kun. Actually, I enjoyed those.... "Why is he never naked?" ::blushes:: what's wrong with wanting to see a little skin from Kyo? "...cutest girl I seen in school turned out to be a DUDE...." Willie starts a new school year... "Watch out, she'll jump you in a dark alley..." "Only if I can jump her back!" "...she'd enjoy that too much..." Junko-kun introduces...or warns...me to a cute guy.... "You're gonna move to Japan and marry one of those transvestites!" "Oh, I hope so!" I think Mike was trying to scare me.... "I dreamed that Die en Grey was this, like, uber-great martial artist group, and they were super-aerobatic and all, kinda like the Ninja Turtles. Only they didn't fight crime...They used it...on the basketball court....I guess Yoshiki taught them English too....I can sill see Toshiya doing this ultra-complicated move, making a basket, and then checking to see if he messed up his hair....and if that's not a drug-induced dream, I don't know is!" Kourin-chan dreams about deg....See, I had some bloodwork, and I think the needle was infected, dammit! "I licked a lobster, you didn't, therefore Lady Luck is on my side. C'mon lobster! C'mon lobster!" Amy's AOL profile thingie... "If you milked Satan's nipples, it would taste like that." Willie obviously doesn't like beer....must be the age thing.... "Is it morbid to love a man named Die?" Kourin doesn't think so! "No fair! I got cornered by a fat panda!" My brother learns why Genma-panda is so hard to beat on my Ranma video game. He's a cheating beast. "ur gay! oops, wrong person..." A random IM I got the other day... "He's very Kourin-chan deprived right now...He's in serious withdraw..." Junko-kun, talking about a guy that I was going out with and didn't get to see for a while...But i'm not going out with him anymore. I dumped him for a sexy Japanese guy that lets me call him Die! Wow, that rhymed...and technically, i'm not going out with him anymore either...^^;;; I have a normal boyfriend now! "She's so evil! I'm call her Bielzabub!" Sorry if that's spelled wrong...Anyway, that's what my doctor said about me... "She'll be the only druglord with an MBA." The same doctor "My son, the Uni-bomber..." Okay, this is really random, but I help teach these really cute nursery school age kids on the weekend, and one day Jonathan, this adorable 4 year old had this pullover on and it was on his head too and he sorta did look like the Uni-bomber...but I didn't say that! that was his dad! "Somewhere between sexy and scary....lies Jun." Kourin-chan loves jun! From Pierrot, in case you were wondering... "Your "hai" sounded more like an "iie!" hehe, my Japanese teacher. She asked if I liked something, i don't know what, and I said "...haaaai..." "Do I smell a .... skank?" Chris, acting randomly, again... "I hope I offend all of you equaly." Mr. Marr, the coolest teacher in the world. He teaches 20th Century history "Give up! Let go of the fish and GO HOME!" Danea discusses the Old Man and the Sea "He fondled me one too many times." Kourin-chan explains why she doesn't like people named Ryan... "Nice eye." Jen-jen, I had been rubbing my eye all morning, and it was really red "Hahaha! Jeremy made your panties wet!" ::sigh:: Brian said that really loud too...the thing is, Jeremy put an ice cube down my shirt and it went down my pants...and it melted... "Travis screams like a girl." "TRAVIS IS IN GAY PORN?!!" haha, ana-chan said something about gay porn and screaming like a girl and then said that. I assume that she was talking about him being in gay porn too...I said that a little too loud though, cause I got some really weird looks from a couple of freshman "They took away our happiness!" I don't remember why he said this, but the way Colby said it was really funny "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.." My mean teacher Ms. Smith...bleh... "I'd go crazy if I had to stare at that all day!" Ms. Bokkon doesn't like the Dir en grey background on my computer "God, I feel raped..." Yes, it was Manny, and no, I don't know why... "She says particle like she's tickling someone!" Chris, talking about our Japanese teacher "That was my Jesus Christ pose." Mr. Marr "Will someone spank me?" A random person on the computer network "It's hot in here.." "I'm sorry, I'll leave in a second." Someone and John Luck... "...is it supposed to smell that way?" Chanda, describing our classroom fairly accuretly... "Now, you look like a homie!" Jeremy, I think he turned my hat sideways or something... "Chris-kun has good head!" Haha, the Japanese teacher was telling us that when you say, kurisu-kun wa atama ga ii desu, or Chris-kun has good head, it means Chris is smart. We didn't take it that way.... "They pay $70 million for computers, but they can't fix the clocks...." Justin, who's right. the school bought everyone computers, but they can't get the clocks to all say the same time...sad... "Nothing like a good war to help your economy!" Mr. Marr "Unfortunetly, Justin's shoes will NOT be on the test." Too bad. Despite what Ms. Smith says, I thought they were cute.... "Look at that, girls! He's got a six pack!" Ms. Bokkon, talking about some random statue.... "I forgot to moo!" Justin. Our Academic Team buzzers were broken, so we mooed. and yes, that was my idea. "Do fish take water for granted?" A random person in a science class...I got outta that class reaaaal fast.... "I take baths in warm milk." Becca "Clorine's toxic if you eat it." Another random person from a class i'm no longer in. "CJ likes mixed nuts, huh?" ::cough:: according to John Luck... "Do you have a third nipple?" "No, but I know someone who does!" I must meet this person that Junko-kun knows! "My turtle didn't work too well..." Don't even ask! but it was manny.... "You ruined my moment!" "What moment?" "I was being loved and cared for!" Junko-kun and me. She was getting a hug from a guy that we both had crushes on. He happened to like me. ^_^. She can have him now, though. "Sweaters don't have sex!" Ms Griffin, my English teacher. She's fun! "I was afraid I was going to swallow myself." Mr Marr, who went bungee jumping "Sexy as a fucking beast!" Jen-jen describes Alan. She was right...::drool:: "We've bitched enough today, let's move on." Mr. Marr "Am I erasing nothing?" Manny...who was erasing nothing...if that's possible. "Look, peniswang is having a conversation!" Mr. Marr looks at the computer network "John's like a Disney movie: a song for every situation." Ms. Smith "You put on layers, but you can only take off so much before you're breaking laws." Ms. Smith, who says she likes winter better than summer "I swear, I didn't lick her ass!" Chris. Me and Manny were sitting in Japanese class, and Chris walkes in and annouces this. Apparently, he was talking about Manny's girlfriend... "We're gonna give him tylonol.....by the butt!" Chris talks about a nurse.... "They have sticks to bop drunk people on the head." Ms Bokkon, European police "Death is the ultimate failure." Ms Griffin "Why does life suck so much?" I was walking to class and I heard some random person say that... "Soup has no tongue...unless it's tongue soup." Ms Griffin. "Look at Mason's head! It looks like a butt!" Anne and Christi, but I have no idea why they were saying that... "Well, Emmanuel really means "God amoung us," so..." "God of fungus?" Chris said we should call manny by his real name. Then he misheard Mrs. Wood.... "Forget about the monkeys!" Ms Bokkon. "Did you call me Ruth? That's a nice name!" Mr. Marr "God lives in my wallet!" Manny "If I was an Oscar Myer weiner...Oh, what a weiner I would be!" Manny ("She punched me!") "Did you punch her hard?" "Yes!" "Good!" Okay, Jen told Ms Griffin that I punched her, which I had, and Ms Griffin said that. It was way funny. "Just walk up behind someone and say, "Do you have any lubricant I can use?"" Josh...god help us... "I'm listening! You're talking about social dwarfism!" Chris, and no, we were not talking about social dwarfism. We were talking about social Darwinism. "Operation: Enduring Freedom? They should call it Operation: Cave Hopping!" Ms. Bokkon "It tastes like plastic." "That's because it has a wrapper on it." Jen and me "Oh, he was a great American poet! He was gay!" I really love Ms. Griffin. She cracks me up. "Feel it! I'm hard!" Um, Jen-jen, talking about her hair with hairspray on it... "Your eyes aren't almond shaped, they're testicle shaped!" Jen, talking about my large eyes "War on drugs...now that's a good war!" Mr. Marr "And you thought it was just a big old monkey!" Ms Griffin, and I have no idea what she was talking about.... "The book says something different." "Well, that damn book is wrong!" Ms Griffin asserts herself. "I never knew you were a walrus." Jen, and i'm not. "For those of you that believe in telekenesis, raise my hand." Jen-jen "Where's Aperva?" "In my belly!" Jeff and John "I love it when people kiss my butt!" Charlie, the morning dj on y101 "It's like when the students are in the gym screaming "Blue" and "Red." There's always someone yelling "Yellow!" Mr. Marr. "She's gonna sexually harass Mickey Mouse!" Brittany, who WASN'T talking about me "Don't think everyone is out to get you...even thought they probably are." Mr Marr "Would you like to see my boneage?" Manny. As if there was any doubt "A dynasty's like a church, right?" Chris. See what I have to deal with in my history class? "Two of them! I have seven noses!" Manny "You're oozing now!" Jen "I think somebody's dying..." Charley Next page Back to quotes Back home |
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