| "Philip! Put your clothes on!" Ms. Bokkon. Philip just stood up and started stripping. I dunno why... "What class is this?" "The Study of Pornography." Some random person walked into my 20th Century class and said this. The porn thing was god's reply. Unfortunately, I think the girl believed her.... "Aw, dammit! I suck!" Mr. Marr mocks Americans "I was gay the other day. Things have changed." Manny. I think that's why he kept rubbing my leg ::twitches::: "We're gonna talk about the Cold War...no, pocket lint!" Mr. Marr "Ooooooom! Said the dyslexic cow!" Josh "So the moral is John screams like a girl?" Ms. Smith, and yes, he does "You look like a little Etheopean!" Nikita, who wasn't talking about me, thanks... "I desire you. I want your genes!" Jenjen. This was kinda scary.... "Yeah, you flagger!" Brett. Whatever the hell that means... "I'm all for nuetering people." Junko-kun. Sorry if i spelled that wrong... "She's got too much RNA and not enough DNA." Derrick "Isn't President's Day soon?" "...that was last month..." Mr. Marr seems to have lost track of time... "My goal in life is to spontanisouly combust...twice." Sasha "::gasp!::" "Charlie, don't hurt yourself!" Ms. Westbrook. God, this was so fucking funny! We were watching basketball in biology, god only knows why, and something happened and Charlie gasped like he was gonna have a heart attack.... "You are not a pretzel." Yoga for Dummies book. Not my book. "I eat bunnies." Patrick. Said VERY randomly. "You never know how people will react to porn. I look at it and think "I wonder if I could draw that." "I look at it and wonder if I could do that!" Junko-kun and me scare the hot guys at lunch "Your opinion is flawed!" Jeff "I'm not gonna get excited over the newest convinience store..." Mr Marr. I think we were talking about Wawa. God only knows why... "Who's the bozo in the suit?" Heehee. I don't think my daddy likes Kamijo very much... "Oh, is he dead? Can I poke him with a stick? Wait, he blinked....can I poke him with a stick anyway?" Kourin watches a dir en grey video...the 304 one. You know the part where Kyo's spitting up the blood and looks dead? Yeah, that part. "He's got my mom's birthday balloons and he's holding them hostage." Jenjen, telling me about the adorable child she was babysitting for. "Remember, you're illegally using that toilet paper." Marr. Yeah, see, he stole toilet paper from one of the bathrooms, cause he didn't have any tissues. "I thought you wanted my picture cause Japanese people are short!" ::snicker:: I asked Mrs. Griffin if I could use her picture in a project for Japanese class. She's short like that. And I wanted her picture because we were talking about our schools and teachers. "It's the middle of summer. They're having a big sale! You get a bucket o' Slurpee!" Ms Smith, trying to explain why her slurpee cup was so large. Long story.... "When I sleep, I finger myself." "Gross!" Chris and Mrs. Wood. "Maggie, what's it like to wear a thong?" Manny. Yeah, I don't know what brought that on... "It presents an image of Americans as sheep...with their heads up another sheep's ass." Mr. Marr. Do I really need to explain this? Think about it, it'll make sense "That's enought to turn someone gay!" Sharlene, and I don't know what she was talking about, I just heard gay. "Aw, damn! He's dead too!" Mrs. Griffin discusses Shakespeare "Here, for your viewing pleasure, is an enlarged E. Coli." Mrs Westbrook, who must have been on crack that day "He was supposed to come over for dinner...and do me up the butt." I swear to god, Chris has turned gay over the course of the school year. "Have you ever noticed that Ms. Martin sounds like the devil when she laughs?" It's true! I swear! I'll record it and put it up here! "Maggie...bend over!" Heehee, Becca was threatening me with a wire of some sort... "I just called you a grapefruit!" John, who was going through a Spanish dictionary, calling people random things "It's an old, bastard cousin of chicken pox." Mr Marr discusses small pox "I was the only pathetic SOB with plaid pants on." Mr Marr tells us of his tragic childhood "You don't have to dance. You can just stand at the edge and stare." Mr Marr, talking about school dances "Why are you slipping around my room? You're acting like a shadow..." Mrs Martin, who must have beening smoking before school, cause i was just walking around "I'm tired of chewing on these flavourless straws." Justin. I couldn't explain this if i wanted to "That's a sexy house..." Manny, describing my house.... "Ungrateful little he-bitch!" Oh my god, I don't remember why Rashad said that, but it was soooo funny! "If you want to talk to yourself, do it in the hall!" Surprisingly, Mr. Marr was NOT talking to me.... "That's a genuine bulge!" Okay, this takes some explaining. Rashad had candy and he wouldn't share. He was denying it and when we pointed out the bulge in his pant's pocket, this was his response. "I'm bad, i'm horrible, I'm evil because I stick Q-Tips too far in there....." This sounds really bad...Mr. Marr, who was talking about his ears... "I love shoving chopsticks in there..." Marr, again, talking about his ears.... "You know what it's like. You lay there and you're like, 'Yeah, this hurts like hell...' so you turn over and you're like, 'Shit...it still hurts...'" Mr Marr, who was really upset about his ears... "Me are video games." Chris. I have no clue what this means. "I wouldn't want to have to worry about Brian like...touching my ass." Mr Marr, explaining why gays weren't allowed in the miltary "I was trying to make a point, but I forgot it." Mr. Marr "I'm gonna molest you." "Please do. I look forward to it." I try to threaten Mike, and he enjoys it. Sick bastard. ^^ "Don't thrust your breasts at me!" Craig, and I didn't...I was just standing there, i swear! ^_^;; "Guys taking their pants off in the library and giving lap dances sounds fun." Nancy-oneechan, with a fairly valid discription of my school. "Please? Bow like sheep to me?" Heehee. we were talking about Manson and we were sitting in the dark, listening to the White Album (revolution 9, actually, but marr wouldn't give us LSD or let us get naked. ~_~) and Marr was trying to get us to hear what Manson heard and then he started goofin.... "You cannot hack at the specimen." Mrs. Westbrook attempts to call the pathetically excited da-chan, talking about dissecting fetal pigs, which, in case you were wondering, I will NOT be doing. ::twitch:: "Disorganization reigns at this school..." Marr. no one knew what the fuck was going on. as usual. "Don't touch my bladder!" Jenjen, who had to pee really really bad. i kept trying to poke her tummy. "There's nothing more pleasurable than antagonizing a student." I didn't realize that i gave marr so much pleasure...^^:: "I want to eat your hot dog!" I'm not sure why Minh said this to Manny, but...it was entertaining. "You missed it, Minh, we had naked time!" Well, we did. Okay, THEY did. Kourin kept her clothes on, thank you very much... "Hey, if you're not busy on Tuesday, let's drive a plane into a building!" Ms Bokkon likes making fun on terrorists, but apparently doesn't know the difference between driving and flying... "I hate to say it...but Chris's underwwear is nicer than your's, Manny." They were Tommy Hilfiger boxers. very sexy. "I'm a yaoi fun-fag slut." Yeah, I don't know either. god wrote it on my hand. "Dir en grey...Christian rock?" Seriously, someone in my history class asked me that. I sweatdropped. "THEY DID NOT HAVE SEX!" Ms Griffin emphasizes a point in a book we were reading. "In the name of God, ::smack!::" Yeah, Mr Marr was talking about the way kids get beat up and shit in catholic schools. god, i love that man. "So, people, what's shaking?" "My booty!" Mr Marr and Drew. "Booties are over-rated." It's so funny to just listen to the people around you. I don't know why Rikki was saying this, but I enjoyed it. BTW, I wouldn't know. I have a really small ass...which you didn't want to know, ne? "Hey Maggie, it was great makin sweet love to you. Hopefully we can do it for real. ::heart::" what Chris wrote in my yearbook, which is not half as bad as manny's (see below) "Maggie. that's your name. I love you...Oh, yeah. anyway...Just remember the hamsters and the chinchillas. cheeseburgers anuses. you know where i live. Manny." ::sweatdrop:: for the record, i have no idea what a cheeseburger anus is and manny won't tell me. "Thanks for the time with my porch knomes." Yeah, jenjen has porch knomes. Fuuuuu! "I LOVE kissing that guy's ass!" Ryan, who just got bitched out by some random person at work ::gasp:: "He's coming!" Da-baka nearly had a heart attack...we were at a japanese restaurant and there was this really hot guy (who waved to me and pissed off da-chan ^^) and he was walking near us. "I think i understand. You get naked and they come over. That's no fair." ::snickers:: dai-chan is denied his naked time with Kourin-chan. Seems like everytime we're making out in his dorm room, his friends come over. He was getting irritated. ^^;; I was amused "I'm hyper now." "Hyper??? hyper as in...hyper?" Heehee, Nancy's gonna kill me now. I'm not gonna explain what she meant, but I understood it, it just sounded so retarded...::ducks:: don't hurt me, Nancy-chan! "Beginner's chopsticks? Maybe we should get those for you, Da-chan!" Heehee, me and da go to this japanese restaurant every sunday, and leer at the sexy guys. we named them: "Firepit guy," "Tight Pants Boy," and "Short, black-haired Kyo guy," Yeah, we're on crack. and just for the record, the kyo guy looks NOTHING like Kyo. ^^;; yeah, i know. "Wait! You can't go to class until I hump you!" Donte. Gotta love him "Don't laugh at me!" Marr. i think we're gonna give him a inferiority complex. did i spell that right? "Don't forget to live." Bathroom grafetti in my school "...this way, you can play footsie with my balls." Jeff, during history. yeah, ms bokkon's trying to teach and we're talking about jeff's balls. "Fuck! "Maybe later..." Kourin swears and Jeff threatens her...yeah, i consider that a threat. although, i was the one molesting him...oh well... "I had to endure "Hey Jude" while she was tonguing my balls." Lewis. I don't think that tongue (+) ing is really a word, so...anyway, his girlfriend wanted to hear the Beatles while they were screwing. This was really more than i wanted to know. As you can see, we seem to have some thing for people's balls. "It was 90 degrees, we had on fur and wigs and none of us were wearing underwear!" Heehee! My favourite quote! I went to a book-signing thingie for Alton Brown's book, "I'm Just Here for the Food" cause he's the coolest fucking chef in the world. He was talking about one of the episodes of his show Good Eats. No, I wasn't talking to him, this was when i was in line. However, I did get permission to scan the page that he signed. ^^ Mwahaha. It's UPPPPP! Go here and seeeee! "I need you to tell the freshmen that i'm hard as hell and a bitch." Ms. Griffin doesn't want many students in her classes next year. "He left. Let's have wild monkey sex!" Yeah...that's Kourin for ya... "Maggie's in a gang...she's a gangbanger!" I don't know why Ashleigh said this, but I found it fairly amusing. "Likes his tongue, doesn't he?" Um, I was watching the Mitsu to Tsuba PV and my mom came in. Just in case it isn't as obvious as I think it is, she was talking about Kyo-sama. ^^v "I fuck, therefore I am." ^^ one of the tshirts that dai brought me from Japan. He said that he HAD to buy them, especially after he explained to all his friends what it said. Yeah, the shirt's in english, you know? They...speak Japanese....Nevermind... "Love's good, but not as good as a wank." Another of Dai's tshirts. ^^ This reminds me of Manny. "There's nothing scarier than a man with pink hair and a megaphone." "There's nothing scarier than a man with pink hair, period." Kourin and her stupid brother, while she scans pics of hide-sama. "Thing about cats is, they don't want anything until you try to take it away from them." Kourin-chan bitching about Ayu-neko "I wanna seduce my mom." Manny, as if there was any doubt.... "Just because you shove feathers up your butt doesn't mean you're a chicken." Ana's dad, who may have been quoting someone else, but i don't know. i enjoyed it though. ^^ god said this is from Fight Club. (yeah, it is. both book and movie.) "I've been known to make a few bongs in my day..." Okay, this takes some explaining as to why it was amusing. Me and Ana were walking down to the Burger King after swimming, cause we were thirsty...and we were talking about our friend's little brother, who's a pothead, and i said this and apparently, these two guys in their car had their windows down and heard me, cause they started blowing the horn, and waving and laughing. It was sooo funny. ^^;; "What continent are we on?" "Canada." Manny and Chris "We can reek havoc!" "I'm excited now." Kourin and Jenjen. "Some of us are intimadated by boobs." Just for the record, I wouldn't have put this, but god's putting stupid things I said on her page. grr...btw, feel for me. I'm gonna be stuck in a van with her, ana and junko for four hours. if we weren't going to otakon, i'd probably end up shooting myself with one of ana's dad's guns. i very well might anyway. "No, I'm not an ass pirate, Mom." Another god quote. ^^ scary things happen with us on the phone, ne? "I'm not gay, just extremely liberal." Kourin's motto. It's sooo true too, although, I guess I could be seen as bi, but that's not the point. ^^ did i frighten everyone now? "Oh, she's bald." Okay, I was sitting in the back room at work, eating lunch or something, and the tv was on. I wasn't really watching it, and Betty came in, said that, and left. It was weird and very random. I enjoyed it. ^^;;;; "Is that a naked man?" Ana, while watching my hide: A Story. You know that part where Chirolyn starts stripping? yeah. "Gackt has better sperm." okay, this takes some explaining. Ana was saying that sleeping with Gackt ONE time would make me pregnant, whereas sleeping with Dai MILLIONS of time, will not. Don't ask me why. ^^ "You're so hot....can I ride you for a few minutes?" Betty. Don't ask. "Hair Cuttery, may I help you?" "If I come in right now, could I fuck you in the bathroom?" "....you're so lucky I answered the phone..." Dai, who calls me at work....suggesting evil things....~_~;;;; "How can someone cyber? What do they say? 'I'm depositing my digital sperm in your vagina.'" Heehee, Misa, at least according to Nancy. ^^v I LOVE that quote! "Teru had a Maggie moment." Let's see....when i was at Otakon, Sin made me dress up as Teru, to go with her Hisashi, and when I fell, like i always do, ana said that. "Do you remember me?" "No." "Good, cause I've never met you." ^^ Me and ana were watching god's art table, and this random guy came over and said that. "Either of you have a boyfriend?" "yeah." "Who, Ozzy Osbourne?" ^^ me and ana were sitting outside our hotel at otakon, dressed in our goth-y jrock outfits, and these guys came up and started flirting with us. it was sooo freaky.... "Keep neko far far far away from panda!" Nancy. The panda isn't really a panda. I wanna get a panda hamster, and John's going to get me one. ^^;; "I want some popcorn chicken...dipped in hot fudge..." I have no idea why Candy said that. "Look in the phone book. THere's tons of them. I think there's even a Colonial Escort Service. Them must be so oooold hoes!" Mr Whitten, my US History teacher. that man is sooo funny! "What's this?" "A book bag." "Do you know who invented it?" "...No..." "SATAN!!!" Mr Savino scaring the crap outta his class....my teachers are so insane this year... "You don't have a VCR-go to hell!" Savino. Dunno. "You should come and eat me." Chris, who was trying to say eat WITH me. "Oooh, whose panda? ...can i touch him?" Mrs Tyree. She's so cute! "A good lesson for life: don't let people come in your rear." Savino, and no, he didn't mean it like that.... "I don't know who it is but i'm gonna hit them with my stick!" Someone was knocking on savino's door, and yes, he has a stick, and no, he wouldn't let me borrow it "You rub the jar. You caress it. You're three; you don't know what sex is, but it can't be better than touching that cookie jar." Savino, who was on a chair at this point. "And he's running around like a chicken with his legs cut off!" "...his legs?" "Yeah, legs." "...you mean head? You can't run without legs." "...Whose classroom is this?" Savino and some random student "Johann Sebastian?" "Oh, THAT Bach!" Mrs Tyree and Candice Back to quotes Back home |
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