Welcome to the Den of The Fox...
Well.... you're here..... So I guess I should tell you stuff.....

I'm your average white male.... living in your average college community.... trying to keep away from the average college activities.... just truckin along.... and ENJOYING IT. Yep.... that's right.... ol' Mr. Negative-"I-Hate-People" is actually enjoying his new home.... Awww.... Isn't that so cute.... 

Ok.... Here's the facts:

I live in Tacoma Washington as of August 1999, I love it here.... People are nice, girls are hot, classes are easy.... and life is generally 10000000% better than in Valdez.... I'm HAPPY.. ;-)

Anyway...

I like quite a range of music.... encompassing pretty much everything except Rap, Country and Boy Bands... and to that effect... I don't like Preppy Backdoor Boys fans, Cowboys/girls, or people who are fluent in speaking Ebonics. Marylyn Manson is tolerable, but those fans of his willing to grovel for him are scum in my opinion, simply because he believes in nothing these fans worship him for.. And I REALLY don't like Heretics(Fox's Dictionary: Persons or Bands who attempt the combination and hybridization of Rock & Roll and Rap). They are the Devils tools on earth... (YES, that includes Limp Bizkit, some of Korn's stuff-They're getting better-, and Eminem)

Okay... now that I've offended and discouraged pretty much anyone and everyone who is actually on the net... I'll tell you a secret... You know all those movies that came out recently about global destruction? Well.. If a HUUUUUUUGE asteroid were on its way to demolish the earth.. I'd be one of those nuts sabotaging any and all efforts to stop it. The Human race, as a whole, is composed of worthless excuses for life. Individual people may or may not be redeemable.... but I have found that nothing can make the entire human race look decent. So.. If armageddon's comin...DON'T STOP IT. It'd be the supreme "All Natural Cleaner". 

 Whew... that was a tasty morsel of philosophy, wasn't it!

Anyway, I'm an Amateur Film-maker and actor... My friends and I are part of an organization called OUCH MOUTH PRODUCTIONS and you BEST GO THERE!! We make movies that generally involve at least several items from the following list:

  • Cheese
  • Monsters
  • More Cheese
  • Purposely Bad Dubbing/Acting/Film-making
  • MORE Cheese


Whatever... If your still reading, keep GOING! Cuz I aint done!

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If you're looking for John Irons, A.K.A. Sir Kuc ap Eiluned, you can find him here.

If you're looking for Jacob Thompson, A.K.A. The Gunslinger, you can find him here.

If you're looking for Samuel Richtoffen, you can find him here. 

AND while you're down here at the bottom of my page... you can continue the fun by going to take a look at my lovely nifty spiffy groovy happy little page of PICS!

  • Email (Please?):[email protected] --NO FORWARDS OR CHAIN MAIL... Otherwise, II'll send my international assassins after ya... and I MEAN IT!!!
  • Age (Human Years): 20
  • Sex (Mmmmmmmmm): Male
  • Dating status: Single... :-(
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