Tuesday March 05, 2002, 4:20 am

I had a prophetic dream last night. I had all the normal elements of the normal dreams, the killings and gore, the flying children versions of your coworkers and relatives, the naked women with breasts larger than their heads, the tentacles never ending, the great fields of them mocking us with their cruel undulations, always those acursed tentacles, but this dreamn featured something very different. It does not reflectly deeply on my character. I dont think abou things like this all the time. It was just something that reared up unexpectedly from my subconcious. The book was SAS, Silver Age Sentinels, a super hero roleplaying game. in the dream it was the best book ever written. You could make any thing with and it would all turn out cool. The rules were simple yet elegant. The cover never wore or deformed and the pages glowed in the dark. It quickly outsold the bible and the koran combined. It ended all war and famine and disease. We used its why powers work chapter to master the art of levitating. We also summon magical servitors made of pink smoke the strength of steel. Here are some characters and stuff we might be using in our prophisied game.

El Torro: a super strong lucha libre crimefighter with superstrong moral convictions! Strong enough to break you town aprt! Or throw the moon at someone! His mask is magic! It can detect lies and can see the good and evil in peoples hearts. And as long as he wears it he cannot do evil, whethre by trickery or mental comination or intent, he cannot do an evil act! Ever! He was trained as a child in th arts of wrestling trapped in the giant gymnaseum of HELL! He was rescued by the spirit of the first lucha libre ever! He was gifted a superhuman physique in the ancient spirit world by the ancient pantheons of preconquest mexico and pre imperial greece! He returns to earth to rid the universe of evil! But the vengeful devil Satan sends his minions forth to constantly block El Torro's valiant goals. A constant stream of stereotypical horror movie cast members, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, gargoyles, mummies, ghouls, ghosts, goblins, imps, demon wrestlers, sucubi, fishmen, psychotic madmen, devil dogs, oversized insect life and of course El Chupacabra. His spaceship looks like a golden bull's head.

Dr. Baseball: a mad scientist theme villian. His every scheme must involve baseball and baseball equipment in some way. He has a team of robot baseball players with metal electrified bats and exploding baseballs, they also have guns that shoot baseballs. He is very self critical and will abandon new devices if he becomes dissatisfied with them. In this way many of his schemes can result in new technology for the common good. He has no goals per se, he is just very evil and obsessed with baseball and also batshit insane. Really his only goals are to spread baseball themed mayhem cross the universe. His spaceship looks like a flying catchers mit.

Pengu Pengu: A rogue mutant alien. Born from a race of flightless bird people on a backwater ice moon Pengu Pengu's egg nest was placed in a next accidently constructed on a radioactive meteor! The strange energy from the space rock killed his parents but nurtured him giving him frightening powers. He is a large cartoonish blue penguin with huge ovalblack featurless buttonlike eyes. He stands seven feet and weighs 620 pounds. He could easily rip a man in half. His skin is immune to energy attacks. Though he cannot apparently talk he has proven his superhuman intellect many times, and seems to have an intuitive understanding of even the most complex of machinery or electronics. But his most horrible power is the ability to generate viscious five foot long penguin-seals out of his skin. He can generate these instantly at the rate of twelve a second. He can do this indefinately and there is no upper limit of penguin-seals he can create or control. These penguin-seals are in telepathic contact with each other and Pengu Pengu at all times and at all distances. They are are natural killers, each as strong as twenty men. They do not appear to have any fear of death nor does Pengu Pengu seem to feel any attatchment to them. In fact he will usually leave them on whater planet or ship they were generated on to wreak minor havoc and act as a rudimentary ssurveilance sytem. Pengu Pengu has been known to take hostages but has never willingly returned aqny of them. His goals are simply the complete destruction of all other life forms in the universe. Though he may seem blunt at first and is obviously not as talky his fiendish scheme and devices are just as twisted and machiavelian as any othe villian could hope for. His spaceship is shaped like an icecream cone, the kind with the pointy tip.

Wereshrew: An innocous three foot tall humanoid named Anzorf he can, with a thought, become a three foot tall shaggy long snouted humanoid monster with long saberlike claws and razor sharp sawtooth fangs. It is incredibly strong, so fast it appears as a blur when it runs, and it's acid is a supercorrosive poisonous acid that will kill anything, anything at all. A freak mutatn he works as a mercenary and bounty hunter, trying to raise uo enough money to buy the rest of his non-wereshrew species out of slavery. He does not have a spaceship, he must use mass transit (galactic bus routes, etc).

Tuesday march 05, 2002

Marriage can seem such a pointless endeavor, the womb can seem frightening from without, its endless depths of blindness are horrorifying to a modern mind. So we repose in the dusk of sanity, take breif spells in the violent paraworlds of the inhuman psychosphere. Join us on the tanget plane as NOR, who is no longer a noncomformist organic robot but is the worlds first human at the end of the world and extinction of humans. JOIN US, JOIN HIM, JOIN THE JOINER JOINT