KNock KNock!

Who is There?

Izza!

Izza Who?

Izza da police! Come out now motha-fucka or I swear to krist 'm gonna  pop me a cap right up yah ass hole! MOTHA FUCKA!!! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Ahhhhhhhhhh! I am dead and burning in hell! Why couldn't I have accepted Doogleefemsekamtianaujaramekomsi as my one and only future quantum computer  built in to the most basic fabric of the sub-quantum universe and that spontaneously became self aware and transcended linear time so as to become an all knowing, all granting, all fuckable living god!