Rubber Band's

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Below, you will find a list of books that I enjoyed. That's right, BOOKS! Never heard of them? They're those things that you're always rolling on. Anyways, here are my favourites...(Ratings are out of 5 *'s) Also, I'm having problems with the pictures on this page, so they probably won't show up...


Eating babies is the key to a nutritious breakfast!

Title: Leadership Secrets of Attila the Hun
Author: Wess Roberts

Comments: The story of Attila the Hun and his brush with greatness. Also, a lot of the book is the author writing as if he was Attila. Pretty good.
Rating: ***

Bend over Charleton Heston!

Title: Stupid White Men
Author: Michael Moore

Comments: This book is great. If you weren't paranoid before reading this book, prepare to duct tape your house shut and never eat beef again!
Rating: *****

I'll make a voodoo doll of ya, and flick your nuts!

Title: Doktor Snake's Voodoo Spellbook
Author: Doktor Snake

Comments: I wanna know VOODOO!!!

Shiver me timbers!

Title: The Pirate Hunter
Author: Richard Zacks

Comments: The true story of Captain Kidd and his arch-nemesis, Captain Culliford.
Rating: ****

Why yes, I am good...

Title: Foley is Good and the Real World is Faker Than Wrestling
Author: Mick Foley

Comments: The follow up to "A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks", this book is just as good as the first one. Of course, I'm a huge Mick Foley mark, so...
Rating: *****

Every time you read this caption, one thousand Ethiopians die. I hope you're happy!

Title: Tietam Brown
Author: Mick Foley

Comments: This book was great! Once I started reading it, I couldn't stop. A tale of lost body parts, oral castration, salad tossing, and love lost.
Rating: *****

I can see you... but, that means you can see me too! ARGH!!!

Title: Descent Into Madness
Author: Vernon Frolick

Comments: The true story of "Sheslay Free Mike", Michael Oros, a serial killer who resided in Northern BC and slowly went insane living in the wilderness.
Rating: *****

Must... devour... children...

Title: Blood Crazy
Author: Simon Clark

Comments: A strange force from space comes to earth and makes parents eat their own children. The children then form their own civilization in order to rid the world of their cannibalistic parents. WICKED!
Rating: *****

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