This writer knows that you must be wondering what is happening with Lonely-Heart and Single-Parent. Lonely-Heart is waiting for the rest of this Tale to Unfold as you are.
Ah, but wait, Lonely-Heart has remembered Mistake number thirteen! He is a lonely young man named Tattooed-Guy. He is the nephew of The Jerk, and half the age of Lonely-Heart. Having broken up with his Girl Friend, Tattooed-Guy began flirting shamelessly with Lonely-Heart. They both soon realized that the Age Difference was Too Great and Left Well Enough Alone. Remembering this Episode, Lonely-Heart is relieved that Single-Parent will never be mistake number thirteen, even though she is not Triskaidekaphobic. Single-Parent will be Attempted Romance number fourteen, and no matter how the Tale ends, he has delivered Lonely-Heart from her Fear of Confrontation at last.
Her Online Personals Ad has been deemed Unsearchable, as she has no desire to make contact with any other Possible Partners. Until she Knows in her Heart that the situation with Single-Parent is Un-Reconcilable, she wants no distractions.
Lonely-Heart is still waiting for Single-Parent to contact her. He needs to take the Make-Up Test, and Prepare for Test Five, the Act of Forgiveness. This writer has sent the link for our Fairy Tale to Single-Parent. If he checks his messages, he should read the Back Story, and hopefully help to write the Next Chapter of our Tale.
Lonely-Heart really needs to Hear his Voice, as she has accidentally deleted all of his Voice Mail messages that were on her cell phone. She misses talking to him, and hearing the Teasing and Tenderness in his voice. What will become of the plans they had begun to make for a future? Will they just turn into ashes? Lonely-Heart hopes that he will think about those lovely three weeks that they shared and Miss Her so Much, and Forgive her for the Invasion of his Space, and for her Original Sin of pushing too hard and too fast for them to meet in person.....