| Name | Type | Description | |
| Ro the Ho | Fish | Very wet, wild and good at going UNDER.........the water! | |
| Boris | Elf | I like babysitter, i eat meat! I have have a brother called yoseth, he is a bad man, but he is good at heart. | |
| Jonathan Crunkhorn | Dwarf | [email protected] | I am a 6ft 2" dwarf! |
| Zoe | Fish | I'm the fish who runs the Fishlakian stables | |
| Eric James | Fish | [email protected] | There
were too natives on Fishlakia! We are the fishes! I am a loner fish because I would much rather fertilize my friend Tim's eggs than my so-called wife Deb's. And I do enjoy a stinky cheese...a pungent, ghastly piece of stinky cheese. Love, EJ |
| Nate the Dog | Other | [email protected] | Contrary to popular belief, Nate is not actually a Dog. He is a cross between a human and a cucumber, an unfortunate accident that stemmed from his mother's sexual obsession with fruit and veg. He lives a peaceful life but has to spend 6 hours of his day in the fridge to avoid rotting into compost. Bullied at school for his hideous deformities, Nate the Dog became a recluse and refused to leave the house without a grocery bag to disguise him. After some intense counselling by a fish called Jim, Nate had begun to overcome his fear and has decided to make a fresh start in Fishlakia where he hopes his gross features will be passed by and where people will accept him for who he truly is. |
| Eliz the Possessed Toad | Other | Bright pink in appearance, with 3 large eyes and a long tail, Eliz eats mostly Rice Krispies and drinks coffee. She is also scared of shoe laces and dies if she eats coconut! | |
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Silly Sanne the Swedish Dwarf |
Dwarf | Sanne runs a medieval shop in Emste, her shop attracts thousands of visitors yearly. Especially during the medieval week in August where all members of the community dress in medieval clothing and take part in medieval activities. Sanne escaped to Fishlakia when her career as a supermodel turned to hectic and she yearned for the peaceful life. She was personally invited to live in Fishlakia by Lord Orang and takes residence in an old castle by the sea. | |
