Why not come chill with me
I'll show you my calculator
We'll make love later
Do you want some food?
You can eat it off me in the nude
How about a scotch egg?
You can eat it off my crotch, Greg
Do take off your sock
I can use it for me cock
Have you seen me on the Fantasy Channel?
I usually make love to a horny camel
Hassan got jiggy with Mr Lloyd
But Simon Joynson got annoyed
He called Hassan a naughty boy
'I won't let you use my toy'
Hassan took off his cat suit
And asked to play Simon's flute
Joynson said 'on one condition'
'You uphold my family tradition'
Get on your hands and knees
Make love to me in Japanese
Hassan got his brand new whip out
Simon Joynson started to shout
'Come on then you sexy beast'
'Have a taste upon feast'
'Take a trip down south'
'With that extra large and sexy mouth'
Then J Batty came in the door
And upon the sight he promptly swore
He saw Hassan and Joynson lying in bed
Hassan giving Joynson head
J Batty said 'sorry I just ate'
'That is why I'm so late'
J Batty pulled his handgun out
And got ready for the second bout