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Ever since I was a young boy playing on the side of the road in hartford conneticut, one of my deepest pashions in life has been collecting Pine cones. This part of my website is dedicated to catalougueing my pinecone collection. 

Kurt Handerbourle
 Kurt was my first pine cone I met him back in 2003 when I was young boy living the hard life. He really got me through some tough times. I still stop to remember the heartfelt tales he told me to help me sleep at night. It's hard not to think back at these sometimes. While my life may have gotten easier in most way sometimes it just feels good to think about the simpler times.
 

Shaynara Halapat

This little gal we found in our vaction to the far off lands. She is awefully excentric and is no stranger to music numbers. Maybe someday I will show some samples of her music talent, but for now here is a picture from her little concert at the local talent show.

Hurc Spanfood

This big guy we adopted a year back, he may not be the smartest cone but he's always had a heart of gold, and can always make us laugh with a nice plant related pun "If we canteloup lettuce marry!"  he always knows just waht to say!!!!!

In this picture I told an 8 year old to stand next to him as a size reference point.

...more pine cone profiles will be added in due time...

- -UPDATE- -
2016-04-24

We found a this little abandoned little guy in our mail box!!!!!!

poor little thing!!! nature can be so cruell!!! I'll make sure to give a more complete update in time but this should be enough for now, I need to give this guy some much needed attention!!! 



 2016-05-10

Sorry for the delay life has been so busy at the moment.

But here I am to report back to you my loyal reader!!!

So first things first that lil' pine babby's name is Pepo Greenbay and she's a girl!!!!!!

After finding Pepo in my mail box I imediatly took her in and made her the tiniest hamburger possible!
 

Not exactly a meal for kings but I've definetly cooked alot worse before so this is fine.

After Pepo took her last bite we took her to the we got I decided that she needed to be taken to the doctor to make sure she's in good shape or what not.
So I called in for a check up with Dr.Checkingnov.

I had about 3 hours so I decided to give Pepo a little bathyboo to get her in tip top shape for the check up.

Once Dr.Checkingnov checked Pepo during the check up, he concluded that she was in very good condition!

Except for she needed a couple vacines.
So I'm sitting there like "well shit I remember last time i had to get a pine shot it cost a fourtune" but what ever I can't let little pepo die before she is even cognizant of here surroundings, so I said "Whatever Mr.Doctorman bleed me dry, we need to keep baby cone alive I don't care if it costs 1,000 dollars!" it costed 1,001 dollars.

So then he leaves me and Pepo in the room for about and hour and a half before he comes back in with this giant ass need 3 times the size of her and injects it into her side then just walks out.

Like seriously what the fuck guys they broke a fucking arm off of her! This is some serious malpractice too! Aswell as serious discrimination!!!
I'd bet you if she weren't a pine cone he'd have treated her with a bit more respect. But no, for some god damn reason cones are seen as second rate citizens in this country. She may be a pine cone but she's may be a pinecone but more importantly she's a baby and a HUMAN BEING!!!!!!

So at this point I'm thinking that Mr.Checkingnov really needs to check his priviledge. So I decided to put him in his place with a good old fashioned malpractice law suite!

It took a couple of weeks but we eventually got a settlement I can not disclose the amount but I will say it is satisfactory.

That night I took the family put to eat at a local resturate to celebrate. The food was okay, but the live music was aweful.

For some reason Shaynara enjoyed the band and even sort of collaborated with them. My camera ran out of bateries before she performed with them

but here is a picture her groveing to the "sweet trumpet solo" (her words not mine)

-There's some weird distortion on this picture, I'm not entirely sure what caused it.

Any way that should get you caught up with what's up with the Pine family, I gotta go now I'm SUPER tired right now.