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EXT. EATE ICE CREAM SHOP - DAY
A large, loud ice cream store. Business is brisk and people
mill in and out. One of them is Dirk.
INT. DINING AREA - EATE ICE CREAM SHOP - DAY
Maya works behind the counter wearing a sexy tube top. It's
obvious the cold temperatures of the ice cream are affecting
her chest.
Dirk walks up to the counter and gives a trademark smirk.
DIRK
Funny seeing you here.
MAYA
Can I take your order, sir?
DIRK
I'd like a double dip of chocolate.
MAYA
Would you like to eat in or take it
to go?
DIRK
Oh, I'll eat in.
MAYA
Follow me.
Maya ushers Dirk to the back room. Before she follows, she
turns to the pimply-faced ALEX, another worker in the store.
MAYA (cont'd)
I'll be back in a minute Alex. I
have to go in back and get a tub of
vanilla.
ALEX
Uh -- okay.
INT. BACK ROOM - EATE ICE CREAM SHOP - DAY
Maya leads Dirk through the room to a large walk-in freezer
in the back. She opens the door.
DIRK
Looks a little cold in there.
MAYA
Don't worry. We'll warm it up.
DIRK
Well okay. I'll try anything once.
CUT TO:
INT. WALK-IN FREEZER - EATE ICE CREAM STORE - DAY
Dirk slams Maya up against the wall, kissing passionately.
They rip each other's clothes off, their breath showing in
the chilly air.
As they writhe and turn, Maya's hand accidentally hits the
emergency intercom button.
INT. DINING AREA - EATE ICE CREAM STORE - DAY
The customers look puzzled when the sounds of sex come full
volume over the intercom. Both Maya and Dirk's voices can
clearly be heard getting into it.
An OLD LADY CUSTOMER hurries up to ALEX and motions him over.
OLD LADY CUSTOMER
Young man, I need to ask you
something. What flavor are they
having?
Alex just looks confused.
INT. WALK-IN FREEZER - EATE ICE CREAM STORE - DAY
Dirk and Maya are out of control. Tubs of ice cream fly
everywhere as they move around the freezer.
The lids come off and they both feed each other ice creams
and smear it all over themselves as they continue their
lustful romp.
MAYA
You want some chocolate, baby?
DIRK
Oh, I want it! I want it!
INT. DINING AREA - EATE ICE CREAM STORE - DAY
The customers continue to listen to Dirk and Maya's tryst.
MAYA
(over intercom)
Oh dip that cone! Dip that cone!
DIRK
(over intercom)
I'm dippin'! I'm dippin'!
INT. WALK-IN FREEZER - EATE ICE CREAM STORE - DAY
Ice cream flies all over the place. Dirk and Maya are in a
frenzy. They finish with a loud ROAR that echoes all around
them.
CUT TO:
INT. DINING AREA - EATE ICE CREAM STORE - DAY
Dirk walks out with some smears of ice cream still on his
face. He looks extremely satisfied. He nods and smirks at
the stunned customers and walks out.
Maya follows soon after carrying a tub of ice cream. She
wipes a small smudge of Vanilla ice cream from her mouth. Or
is it Vanilla?
She sets the tub down in the serving freezer and walks away.
The Old Lady Customer walks up to Alex.
OLD LADY CUSTOMER
I'd like a scoop of that please.
Alex walks to the freezer and pulls the lid off the tub.
They are both surprised to see the perfect imprint of a butt
in the ice cream.
EXT. LEECH LAW OFFICE - DAY
Sissy SCREECHES up to the office in her Pink SUV. As she
gets out, she stumbles and her boob slips out of her dress.
Immediately a photographer steps out of the bushes and snaps
a picture.
SISSY
(angrily)
Take a picture, it'll last longer!
She realizes what she's just said, shoves her boob back into
her dress and heads inside.
INT. RACHEL'S OFFICE - LEECH LAW OFFICE - DAY
Rachel welcomes Sissy inside and motions her to a chair. A
PHOTOGRAPHER waits outside the window, camera ready. Rachel
walks up and pulls the curtains shut.
PHOTOGRAPHER
(disappointed)
Aww....
Rachel sits at her desk and twirls two metal balls in her
hand.
SISSY
So do you think I can get money for
this latest tape?
RACHEL
Probably. But that's not why I
called you in here.
(notices something on
Sissy)
Would you mind -- closing your
legs?
SISSY
Why?
RACHEL
You're not wearing underwear.
Sissy closes her legs and giggles.
SISSY
Sorry. Thought it felt a little
breezy in here.
RACHEL
Which brings me to my point. I
have a favor to ask. One that I
will pay you a lot of money for.
Do you know Dr. Dirk Banner?
SISSY
Yeah. He's a dreamboat.
RACHEL
Have you slept with him yet?
SISSY
No, not yet.
RACHEL
I need you to seduce him.
SISSY
Seduce him? Why?
RACHEL
You have a certain...gift for
having your discretions videotaped
and made public. I need for this
to happen with Dirk.
She points to the wall behind her that is filled with bound
files.
RACHEL (cont'd)
Do you see these? These are all
cases of mine where I successfully
sued for sexual harassment and got
a lot of money for it.
SISSY
So why this extra step with Dirk?
RACHEL
He's cunning, slick and incredibly
good looking. He could easily sway
a jury. He's probably slept with
most of them anyway.
SISSY
But that should work in your favor.
RACHEL
You'd think that. But there's
something about him...
(dreamily)
His touch, his smile..
She crinkles her face when she hears a faint, high pitched
WHISTLE.
RACHEL (cont'd)
What is that whistle?
SISSY
Huh?
She looks down, notices her legs open again and closes them.
The whistling stops.
SISSY (cont'd)
Sorry. My legs were open again.
RACHEL
I can see I picked the right girl
for the job.
Sissy stands and they shake hands.
SISSY
Consider him seduced.
Her boob suddenly falls out of her dress again.
RACHEL
Oh, for the love of God...
INT. CASINO - NIGHT
Auggie sits down at a blackjack table in a local casino.
It's a filthy place with stains of all colors on the walls
and cigarette burns on the tables.
Most of the casino is full of older women smoking cigarettes
and looking like they are about to die. Auggie moves his
hands through his hair and he looks like crap. He's losing
badly.
AUGGIE
Hit me!
The DEALER hands Auggie a card.
DEALER
Thirty.
AUGGIE
Crap!
DEALER
May I suggest you don't take a hit
when you're at 20, sir.
AUGGIE
SHUT UP!
Marla walks by and notices Auggie. She walks back over to him
and sits down next to him.
MARLA
Hello handsome.
AUGGIE
Can I help you?
MARLA
I saw you on television.
AUGGIE
I think you have the wrong guy.
MARLA
I don't think so. You were having
that fling with Sissy Crapsworth.
They've been playing it round the
clock on all the news shows. I
heard they even preempted Sesame
Street for a special report.
AUGGIE
Listen lady, I don't know who you
are...
Marla sticks out her hand.
MARLA
Marla Crapsworth.
AUGGIE
Oh Crap...
MARLA
Exactly.
AUGGIE
I'm sorry Mrs. Crapsworth --
MARLA
(sarcastic)
Please call me Marla. You're like
one of the family now.
AUGGIE
Look Marla, I'm sorry, but she came
on to me.
MARLA
Don't worry about it. I'll forget
about it if you just do something
for me.
AUGGIE
What do you want me to do?
MARLA
I want you to kill my husband.
AUGGIE
(laughs)
You must be joking. Kenneth
Crapsworth is one of the most well
known men in the city.
MARLA
I'll pay you.
AUGGIE
How much?
MARLA
Five million.
AUGGIE
Deal!
(Turns to dealer)
I'll bid five million.
The dealer gives Auggie a 10.
AUGGIE (cont'd)
Hit me!
The dealer gives him a King.
AUGGIE (cont'd)
Hit me!
The Dealer lays The dealer lashes out and hits Auggie square
across the jaw.
AUGGIE (cont'd)
Damn it!
(turns to Marla)
Can you make it ten million?
MARLA
(Rolls her eyes)
Idiot.
INT. HOSPITAL HALL - DAY.
Dirk steps out into the hall with a new nurse, CINDY. Dirk
zips up his pants. It appears that they have just had sex.
Cindy has a big grin on her face.
CINDY
That was amazing Dirk.
DIRK
It sure was baby.
(beat)
You're fired. Now take it down to
the unemployment office.
CINDY
What? Why?
DIRK
I can't see you anymore. I mean, it
was fun while it lasted.
CINDY
But I've only been working here six
hours.
DIRK
And it was a fun six hours. Look --
CINDY
CINDY.
DIRK
Cindy, right. I'll never forget
you, but I'm just not ready to be
tied down.
CINDY
But you said that you loved me.
DIRK
Yeah, I lied about that. Sorry. I
just don't love anyone. Well,
except me.
(beat)
Do me a favor. Tell Brenda up front
that she needs to hire a new nurse.
CINDY
Daddy warned me about guys like
you!
DIRK
And Daddy was right.
CINDY
You'll get yours, Dirk Banner.
You'll get yours.
She runs off crying. Jajuan approaches Dirk.
JAJUAN
Man, I wish I had your hiring
budget.
DIRK
It's simple. They never make it
off probationary pay.
JAJUAN
Gonna have to remember that one.
C'mon, I need your help.
Dirk follows him down the hall.
INT. RECOVERY ROOM - HOSPITAL - DAY
Dirk assists Jajuan with a patient that is almost completely
bandaged up. They begin unwrapping the bandaging.
DIRK
Something wrong? You look kinda
down.
JAJUAN
I've got a real problem.
DIRK
Well, what is it?
JAJUAN
I think that my wife may be having
an affair.
DIRK
(uncomfortable)
What gave you that idea?
JAJUAN
It's the little things. Like when
she comes home without panties when
I know she put some on in the
morning. And I keep finding used
condoms all over the house and the
condoms are too small to fit me.
Dirk glances down at his crotch and then mouths to himself,
"too small?"
JAJUAN (cont'd)
And she smells different.
DIRK
Like what?
JAJUAN
Call me crazy, but she smells like
white people.
DIRK
Could just be a coincidence.
JAJUAN
I'm not taking the chance. This
merger with Crapsworth could fall
apart if something happens to our
marriage. I've hired a private
investigator to follow my wife. I'm
going to nail this bastard.
They finish unwrapping the patient. We can see now that it's
a HOT WOMAN. Dirk is immediately smitten.
DIRK
You do great work doctor.
Jajuan hands the Hot Woman a mirror. She looks over herself,
stunned. She squeezes her large breasts, unbelieving.
JAJUAN
Do you feel like a changed woman?
HOT WOMAN
(thick, male Brooklyn
accent)
Well, yeah considering my name's
Frank. What the hell did you do to
me?
JAJUAN
(checks his chart)
You're not Lenny Patsy from Queens?
HOT WOMAN
I'm Frank Scully from Brooklyn. I
came in here to have a growth
removed.
JAJUAN
Oh boy...
DIRK
You know ma'am --er, sir. There
are some advantages. Your breasts
are quite attractive.
HOT WOMAN
Somehow I don't think my wife is
gonna want to play with 'em.
JAJUAN
Yeah, speaking of that. There may
be a problem with the other play
toy.
HOT WOMAN
You didn't.
He looks under the sheet.
EXT. HOSPITAL - DAY
A loud SCREAM echoes all around the hospital. It practically
shakes the walls.
INT. PATIENT FLOOR - HOSPITAL - DAY
Jajuan and Dirk step out of the room, enraged SCREAMING still
coming from within.
JAJUAN
That could have gone better.
DIRK
Just give him a few minutes with
his new toys and he'll be all
right.
JAJUAN
I'm gonna call that private eye and
see if he's turned anything up.
He walks off briskly down the hall. Dirk puts his hand over
his face.
DIRK
Ah, crap.
INT. GROCERY STORE - DAY
We find Polly grocery shopping in a large supermarket. She
picks up some peas and looks them over, a little confused.
POLLY
How do I know what to feed it? The
least the father could have done
was leave me a manual for
nourishing an alien baby.
(puts the peas in her
cart)
I guess these are healthy enough.
She spots the candy aisle and sees a big pack of REESE'S
PIECES. A light goes off in her mind she empties the shelf
of them into her cart. While she does this a few strings of
the E.T. Theme plays.
She turns the corner and stops at a DVD portion of the
grocery store. She sees a big display of "Battlefield
Earth" DVD's and a sign on top reads: FREE. TAKE THREE OR
MORE AND WE'LL PAY YOU.
Polly takes a few and tosses them into her cart. She doesn't
notice Mitchell as he sticks his head out from behind an
aisle. As she moves on, he follows her.
As Polly passes the cereal aisle, she spots an ad for SPACE
O's and heads down. Mitchell walks down the next aisle.
He makes his way down the canned food aisle and stops. He
carefully moves aside some of the cans where he can see Polly
looking at SPACE-O's cereal box. Then --
The entire top shelf of cans drops down on top of Mitchell,
knocking him to the floor. Polly turns from the cereal box
and peers through the aisle gap as Mitchell shakily stands
up.
He circles around and joins her on the aisle.
POLLY (cont'd)
Are you all right?
MITCHELL
I - I think so. It was just --
(he looks into her eyes)
My God, you have your mother's
eyes.
POLLY
(weirded out)
Excuse me?
MITCHELL
Don't you recognize me? It's
Daddy.
Polly whips her cart around and starts walking other
direction.
POLLY
Okay...like I don't have enough
strange things going on in my life
right now.
MITCHELL
Benny, wait!
POLLY
You definitely have me confused
with someone else. My name's not
Benny.
He begins hurrying after her.
MITCHELL
Yes it is, but you just don't
remember.
POLLY
I think I would remember my own
name.
MITCHELL
You're reincarnated. Benny, please
listen to me!
Polly turns back, irritated.
POLLY
I AM NOT BENNY!
MITCHELL
You have to remember! Please try.
Your mother needs you. You two
need to set things right.
POLLY
LEAVE ME ALONE!
She grabs her can of peas and threatens to belt them at him.
MITCHELL
Your mother, she died of a broken
heart. But we have a chance now.
A chance for you two to forgive
each other. PLEASE.
POLLY
I warned you.
She fastballs the can of peas and hits Mitchell square upside
the head. He falls back, bringing the entire section of
cereal down on top of him. She hurries off while he's still
covered with boxes.
The VOICE of the SUPERMARKET CLERK echoes over the intercom.
SUPERMARKET CLERK
(over intercom)
Clean up on aisle 4. Weirdo on
aisle 5.
EXT. GALLERIA MALL - DAY
A plush mall in the heart of the city. Clearly a shopping
spot for the very wealthy.
An old pinto is being towed, next to a sign that reads: NO
CRAPPY CARS PLEASE. CARS WILL BE TOWED AND WILL BE
MERCIFULLY DESTROYED.
INT. MAIN FLOOR - GALLERIA MALL - DAY
Maya browses through the various shops, bored and
uninterested. She passes by a POTTERY SHACK and notices
Rachel shopping as well. They lock eyes and put on false
smiles.
MAYA
Funny seeing you here.
RACHEL
Just...looking for some overpriced
junk.
MAYA
Well, you must have a lot of
choices, what with the money
Crapsworth's paying you to take
over my company.
RACHEL
It's just business. It happens
every day.
MAYA
This is my family legacy and I
won't let you destroy it.
Understand?
RACHEL
There will come a day when it won't
matter what you do. Understand?
She pushes past Maya, who looks shocked.
MAYA
No she didn't!
Maya grabs a handful of Rachel's long red locks and pulls her
back, coming face to face, furious.
MAYA (cont'd)
Listen up, you washed up ambulance
chaser, you cross me and I'll pull
out every single red hair on your
pretty little head.
Her hand relaxes on Rachel's head and takes a sniff of her
coat.
MAYA (cont'd)
Nice perfume.
She stomps off, thinking it's over. Rachel grabs a nearby
vase and comes up behind.
WHAM! The vase shatters across Maya's head, making her
stumble. She recovers and spins around, enraged.
MAYA (cont'd)
It's on bitch!
The two begin a spectacular cat fight, slamming each other
into the various displays in the mall.
Showing no mercy, they claw and punch each other viciously.
Rachel performs a kick to the face that Maya narrowly dodges,
but Rachel's high heel flies off and buries itself in the
wall next to her head.
Maya spies a nearby spectator with a large 'Orange Julius'
and grabs it.
MAYA (cont'd)
You look thirsty. Have a drink.
She douses Rachel in the gloppy drink. Rachel lets out a
primal YELL and tackles Maya. They fly over the counter of
"FAT BURGER" and continue fighting.
Rachel takes Maya's head slams it down on the grill. Maya
screams as her head sizzles. She finally manages to grab a
skillet and WHACKS Rachel in the forehead.
Rachel's grip relaxes and Maya hops the counter and readies
the skillet again. Rachel grabs a butcher knife and hops
over as well.
They square off in the middle of the mall walkway, shoppers
taking a small glance, but otherwise paying no attention.
Rachel strikes with the knife, but Maya deftly blocks with
the skillet. They trade a few more swipes, neither one
making progress.
They near the huge fountain that is the centerpiece of the
mall. As Maya lunges forward, she knocks Rachel off balance,
but she manages to grab on to Maya's dress.
With a loud SPLASH, they tumble into the fountain. Now both
drenched and beaten, they give up, breathing hard.
A MALL SECURITY GUARD walks up, eyeing both of them. Rachel
looks up at him rudely.
RACHEL
What?
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