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Q:
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Fifi
LePeux is a stupid name. Were you born with it or what? |
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Fifi:
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Quoi??!!
Okay, so like I think my name has a total sophistication to it!
I mean, doesn't it totally make you think of ultra trendy Paris
cafés or like a super glamorous movie star? Yeah, like a
movie star! Whoa, just imagine - me in a movie! Yea! Like I can
picture it: "Pretty Woman II" starring Fifi LePeux. Like
take that, Julia! |
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Q:
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Why
the word "Abyss"? |
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Fifi:
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Okay,
here are like two definitions of abyss, courtesy of Merriam-Webster's
Collegiate Dictionary:
1 : the bottomless gulf, pit, or chaos of the old cosmogonies
2 a : an immeasurably deep gulf or great space b : intellectual
or moral depths
So
like "abyss" totally fits the site! I mean, just think
of this place as a humongo "bottomless pit" of "intellectual
depths". Eek! Totally!
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Q:
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Why
is everything pink - including your car! I mean, pink? Gag! |
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Fifi:
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*Gasp*
Are you dissing my totally rad hot pink car? *Gasp again* Okay,
like if there is one thing that I will not ever, ever accept it's
someone dissing my car. On to the next question! (jerk) |
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Q:
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Don't
take this the wrong way, but you seem like a ditz. Are you really
as stupid as you seem? |
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Fifi:
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Okay,
like I totally have no idea why you'd say something like that! Or
why so many of you say stuff like that! Like I don't think I've
given any signals to suggest that I totally lack smart beans, right?
I mean, like, hello!! I do go to school! Well, not to like
every single class every single day, but totally often enough! Maybe
you just have like mondoly super big opinions of yourself!
Ha! |
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Q:
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Your
name sounds French but your email address ([email protected]) is British. So what are
you?? |
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Fifi:
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Ah,
oui, c'est une bonne question! Je ne suis pas française et
je ne suis pas anglaise. Alors, je suis rien. Eh...peut-être
pas. Vous pouvez me penser comme une femme universelle...comme une
femme mystérieuse...ou comme une femme qui étudiait
le français à l'école secondaire. |
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Q:
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I
still don't get it. You just answered that question in French. So
you're French, right? |
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Fifi:
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Oy.
Okay, like if you can't figure it out, then maybe you're
a ditz. Yeah! Humph. |
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Q:
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Why
don't you put up pictures of yourself? Are you ugly or something? |
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Fifi:
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Or
something! Okay, like even though I'd love to plaster the
site with fabuloso photos of me, I'd totally rather let you imagine
what I look like. I mean, I think it just sorta adds to the whole
"mystérieuse" of moi. |
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Q:
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What
happened to "Ask Fifi", "What is That?",
"Fifi's Resume", and that crazy chef dude? |
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Fifi:
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Well,
that's like part of Fifi
LePeux Site v.1. You know how it is, new site, new stuff. Like
besides, most peeps only care about Dear Online Diary and photos
anyway. I mean, who needs more work, right? Totally. |
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