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New Pledge Of
Allegiance Contains Seven Essential Buzzwords
Washington, DC, September 11-Sources out of Washington indicate that the newly-revised pledge of allegiance will include seven essential buzzwords, which spawn from the Sept. 11 attacks.
The change, according to White House press secretary Ari Fleischer, has taken a long time and much consideration. "We wanted to find a way to honour all the uneducated morons whose comments on the attacks were completely devoid of all intelligent thought. I think we have finally found a winner, which will resonate throughout the hearts of Americans for years to come.
