HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Welcome to festivus.tk, a website for the rest of us. Since you're here, you probably realise that this is a satire site. Before reading any further, you should read our official disclaimer.

Now that you've done that, please feel free to visit any pages on this site, particularly the archives, which are full of old-but-good articles. The staff of festivus.tk is comprised mostly of one person, with a few others who receive an honourable mention.

Want to know the story of festivus.tk? Well, it all started with the old site, which shall remain unnamed and unlinked, so as to avoid further controversy. The old site was construed as offensive by some people, not so much the articles, but the very nature of the theme. Because of this, festivus.tk was launched, and it included all the important content.

Why festivus.tk, you ask? Well, it is a website for the rest of us. Independence Day is celebrated on October 14, and Festivus is celebrated on December 23. For more information on this wonderful holiday, go here. 

Why come you come here? I'm sure neither of us have any clue, but in any event, please enjoy your stay.

Sincerely,

The Staff

STAFF:
Editor-in-chief: Andrew Fisher
Writing staff: Andrew Fisher, Adeel Ahmad (twice)
Graphic/web design: Andrew Fisher
Webmaster: Andrew Fisher
Director of advertising: Richard Yehia
Legal Department: Riyaad Ali, Azim Kasmani
Director of Human Resources: John-Paul Doré
Director of Dannyisms: Danny Dang

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