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Clutch Orgasm Makes
Coital Debut A Success For Sexual Rookie
Eureka-Local resident Richard Pearson's first
appearance in bed with another woman proved successful last night when
Pearson climaxed shortly after 9:00 pm.
The clutch orgasm closed the books on what was an eventful act of coitus, to say the least.
Pearson’ partner, long-time friend Samantha Oldenstein, shared similar sentiments. "I had no idea what he was doing at the beginning there. But after a while I just kinda let myself go. It’s not his fault, everyone screws somehting up their first time."
Pearson got himself in to jam early on when he stood up unannounced to use the bathroom, but quickly recovered with a knuckle-twist move which Oldenstein described as "pretty cool."
After struggling to find a comfortable position for nearly forty-five minutes, Pearson settled in to a standard missionary position, which allowed him to fulfill his coital duties problem-free. Just as the possibility of reaching climax was vanishing, Pearson grabbed the bed sheets and let loose, unleashing and series of moans and grunts before releasing his genetic material in a much-anticipated orgasm.
Said Pearson, "Before I went in I said to myself ‘don’t try anything fancy, just try and find a groove,’ and that’s exactly what I did. A lot of guys without experience try to do advanced stuff like oral stimulation, but they just end up hurting the girl."
Pearson, who turns nineteen later this month, said later that he would like to experience intercourse once again, stating that it was ‘amazing’ and later ‘totally awesome.’
Jeff Barker, a close friend of Pearson, was surprised when he found out Richard was successful in reaching sexual apogee his first time, citing the fact that Pearson had never even seen a girl’s breasts before. "I’m truly shocked. I figured that [Richard] would be so overwhelmed his first time that he wouldn’t perform. He sure did prove me wrong."
The positive effects of Pearson’s rookie success are unparalleled, as many other women have reportedly become interested in the storied adonis. Ashley Burke, Toni Wrtz and Rhonda McDermot, have all contacted Pearson, in hopes of possibly being able to be thrilled by his sexual prowess.
