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Oh My God! If there has ever been a movie as bad as Lord of The Rings 2, I haven't seen it.

-The acting was horrid. Fake British accents and muttering incoherently; it's like they tried to make every line the most important be all and end all epic line of the movie.

-The battle was the only thing I was hopinng could save the film, except the battle scene sucked. there was nothing special about it.

-The special effects did nothing. Whooo, llook, rushing water. How original. for a movie that is supposed to me some sort of groundbreaking classic, the effects were useless.

-The useless language. STOP YABBERING IN FFAKE WORDS! The whole movie was either impassioned whispers or ominous grunting.

-Can anyone think of a reason to make thiss movie 3 hours long? I mean, honestly, it didn't need that much useless crap.

-People only like this movie because it's lord of the rings. OOH LOOK LORD OF THE RINGS! Let's all waste our money watching, even though it's bad, and no-one gets it, I don't want to look stupid so I'll pretend to be fascinated by how deep it is.

This was basically an amalgamation of the 50 worst thriller/fantasy/action/adventure/drama movies ever made. There was nothing to this movie, no plot, no conflict, just random events leading to a mediocre conclusion.

And the fetus! holy crap. SHUT UP!