Scene 3: (The Marauders are let out into a forest, but they do not know they are in Middle Earth. Surprise, surprise =P) Sirius: (confused) I don't think we're at Hogwarts anymore... Peter: Plagarist!!!!! Plagarist!!!!! Plagar-ow!!!!! (Peter trips over a tree branch. When he looks down, he sees a pretty, gold ring, so he picks it up and gets on his feet.) James: (looking at the ring) Cool! What is that? Peter: It looks like a ring of some- (Peter's eyes start to roll and he starts to speak in a raspy voice with a malicious grin.) It's mine. My own...my precioussssssssssssssssssss... Remus: Er, Pete? Are you feeling Ok? (Remus goes to check Peter's temperature, when Peter stomps on Remus's foot and pushes him down.) Peter: YOU WILL NOT STEAL THE PRECIOUS FROM US, YOU DIRTY, LITTLE WIZARDS!!!!! YOU WILL NOT STEAL THE- (Peter is cut off by being tripped over by a certain elf...) James: (talking to the elf, COUGHlegolasCOUGH) Hey, buddy, you just tripped over Pete! Peter: Yeah, and it hurt, too! Remus: Well, I see you're feeling better. Legolas: Only because he no longer has this. (Legolas shows the Marauders that he has the ring. He shouts to the trees.) ARAGORN!!!!! I FOUND IT!!!!! THE RING IS HERE!!!!! Aragorn: (Coming out of the trees) There is no need to shout, Legolas. You might, how do they say, "blow our cover?" Yes, that sounds right. Sirius: (turning to Remus) What kind of name is Legolas? Remus: (turning to Sirius) What kind of name is Aragorn? James: What's so special about a stupid ring? Peter: 'Cause it's the precious, DUH... Sirius: Hold on a sec, will ya? (Turns to face computer screen.) Excuse me, Ms. Author? Will you PLEASE stop using the evil elipses? Ms. Author: No, Black. Elipses are fun, so shut up and go back to the main plot. Sirius: Ok, but I'll be back. (turns back to his friends.) I think we should ask those guys what's going on. James: Good point. (turns to face Legolas and Aragorn) Hey, guys? What's going on? Sirius: Very smooth, Potter. Very smooth... Ms.Author: HA! Now who's doing the evil elipses? Everyone except for Sirius: Who are YOU? Ms. Author: I am the author that will control your lives for the next couple months, but that's besides the point. The point is, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter? You are in Middle Earth and have stumbled upon two of the Fellowship. The elf is Legolas, and the man is Aragorn, future king of Gondor. Excuse me while I bring some more of the Fellowship here. (Shouts to trees.) HOBBITS!!!!! COME OUT, HOBBITS!!!!! Sirius: Hobbits? Ms. Author: Yes, Black, hobbits. (4 hobbits come out of the trees. Ms. Author starts to point at each hobbit in turn.) That one is Frodo, followed by Sam, Merry, and Pippin. Oh yeah, and that man on the end is Boromir. Hobbits: Hello! Ms. Author: Yes, and the strangers over there are James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter. Sirius: Weird... (Turns to Aragorn) Er, Aragorn? Where exactly are we? Aragorn: You, Remus- Sirius: I'm Sirius. Aragorn: Oh, sorry. Anyway, we are all on the path to Lothlorien. Sirius: And that is in...? I honestly forget. Aragorn: Middle Earth, my friend. James: I remember Lily telling me about some sort of Earth in the middle of something... Ms. Author: Never mind that! The point is you will all follow the Fellowship to Lothlorien and then I will continue the story. James: Ok, then! (Bounds off with the Fellowship, while the rest of the Marauders follow) Ms. Author: (steeples fingers and grins maliciously) Exxxxxxxxxxxcelent. All is according to plan...MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! A/N for Scene 3: And so begins the odd adventures of the Fellowship of the Ring and the Marauders. It made sense to put them on the path to Lothlorien because: A) They were in a forest. B) They had just lost 1 wizard (Gandalf), only to get 4 more!!!!! Well, I'll update later. Feel free to ask me about anything that doesn't make sense. |
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