The Marauders and the Fellowship #1

The Marauders and the Fellowship: A Fun Byproduct of Boredom, By...ME!!!!!

Disclaimer:I own nothing!!!!! I am completely and totally ignorant to the fact that I own anything of JKR's!!!!!
-Sam, Forboding Drum Music

Scene 1:
(James, Remus, and Peter walk into the dorm; Sirius is sleeping)
James (talking to Remus and Peter) Ya know, mates, that last prank on poor, little Snivellus was-
Remus: (whispers) Keep your voice down. (He points to Sirius) He's sleeping.
James: Like I care. (Gets on to Sirius's bed and shouts in Sirius's ear) OI, BLACK!GET YOUR FAT, LAZY ARSE OUTTA BED!!!!! (Sirius keeps on sleeping and starts to snore. James turns to Remus and Peter.) It's not working.
Peter: We're going to be late for Care of Magical Creatures! Hagrid said he had a surprise for us!!!!!
Remus: I know what to do. (He walks up to Sirius. He clears his throat and starts impersonating McGonagall's voice.) OI, BLACK! GET YOUR FAT, LAZY ARSE OUTTA BED!!!!!
Sirius: (Jumps out of bed.) I'm up! I'm up! I didn't turn Snape's hair red, I swear I-
Remus: Calm down, Padfoot. It's just us.
James: Yeah, and thanks to ol' Sirius here, we're gonna be late for Care of Magical Creatures!
Sirius: Don't blame me! I was up half the night doing Muller's essay on Wolfsbane!
Remus: Er, Si? You could've just asked me about Wolfsbane...(everyone turns to Sirius)
Sirius: Er...What are we waiting for? We're gonna be late for Care of Magical Creatures! (Sirius runs out the door, while the others follow him)

A/N for Scene 1: This is the first funny piece I've ever done, but I think I did a pretty good job. Please put any reviews you have in my Guestbook (found on the main page) and I'll love you forever!!!!! Yeah, I'm that desprete, but that's besides the point. In case you haven't found out, Prof. Muller is the Potions Master in this little world of my creation.

Scene 2:
Hagrid: All righ'y ki's, we'e goin' ter ha' a li'le scavenga' hun'. A'y ques'ions?
Snape: I got one lardo; Do ya really have to speak with so many apostrophies? (Chuckles to himself. Sirius takes off his shoe and hurls it at Snape. The shoe hits Snape in the head and knocks him out.)
Sirius: Bullseye!!!!!
Hagrid: Ve'y...er...(clears throat) Very good shot, Black. 5 points to Griffindor for silencing the classroom, 10 points from Slytherin for being called lardo and having my accent insulted, and 50 points from Slytherin for Snape being a greasy git.
Sirius: Hooray for misuse of power!!!!!
James: (in awe) Do that everyday, Hagrid, and I will never doubt your excellency. NEVER.
Hagrid: Thank you, Potter. (Hagrid turns to the class.) Now, if everyone will follow me. (Hagrid turns to go into the Forbidden Forest, but a student comes up to him. Hagrid turns around.)
Random Sudent #1: Excuse me, Professor, but (points to Snape, who's out cold) what are we gonna do with him?
Hagrid: He's fine where he is, isn't he? Ok, then. Please follow me, everyone. (Everyone follows Hagrid into the Forbidden Forest, leaving Snape unconcious. They all walk until they reach a clearing.)
Hagrid: Now then, class. (Starts handing out papers with lists on them.) This scavengar hunt will test your knowledge of what we learned this quarter by finding specimens of every creature on this list. When you've found them all, return with your specimens to this clearing. You may do this in groups. The first group to come back with all the correct specimens will recieve an Outstanding in today's class, plus 15 points towards their Houses. I'll leave you all to get into groups. I'll be patrolling the forest to make sure you all stay safe. (walks off)
James: Ok, then. Moony, what's first on the list?
Remus: Let's see...(looks at the list) Bowtruckles.
Sirius: Hey, isn't that a bowtruckle over there? (points to a tree branch. They start to run to the tree. When they get there, they all lean on the tree to examine the "bowtruckle.")
Hagrid: (runs on) DON'T LEAN ON THE- (the Marauders disappear) portkey...

A/N for Scene 2: This should get veeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesing...hehehe...Well then, if you want to review, put it in my Guestbook. As for Slytherin/Snape lovers, don't flame me!!!!!I'll update as soon as I can. Buh-bye for now!

<------This is my version of the path to Lothlorien. I am putting it here instead of when they're in Lothlorien 'cuz I don't want to post it every freaking time the picture's posted.