| Scene 4: Sirius: I'm bored. Are you bored? Boy, am I- Gimli: You will no longer be bored once we get to Lothlorien, Master Black. Sirius: AH! Who are you?! Gimli: I am Gimli, son of Gloin. James: Do you really have to say the, "son of" part? It seems a bit pointless. Gimli: Pointless? Nonsense! It shows dignity. (Gimli gets on a rock and gets in a speech-making pose.) From the mines of Moria to the fields of- (Sirius throws his shoe at Gimli and it hits.) Sirius: Bullseye!!!!! (Picks up his shoe and stars talking to it.) You are a lucky shoe, yes you are, yes you- (An unknown arrow misses Sirius by a millameter and shuts him up. He turns to the shoe again.) Maybe you're not as lucky as I thought. Ms. Author: Dear readers, the whole HP/LOTR bit isn't as fun as I thought it would be. Let's go to the big finish. Don't worry, I might start up again. James: (running from the Uruk-Hai) WE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!! Sirius: (also running from the Uruk-Hai) You don't have to shout, Jimbo! Remus: (also running from the Uruk-Hai) How do we get away?! Peter: (also running from the Uruk-Hai) WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!! (The Marauders run into the tree at the same time and disappear. They are back in the Forbidden Forest.) Remus: Where are we? Sirius: I don't know, Moony. Are we still in Middle Earth? Random Student #3: Hi, you guys! You're just in time, lunch is starting. (Runs off.) James: I guess we're not in Middle Earth. Sirius: (Getting up and out of the Forbidden Forest with the rest of them) Good. That dwarf guy was getting on my nerves. THE END A/N for the end: This got boring, so I'm sorry I had to end it, but I'll probably get an inspiration and start where I left off before the big finish. Sorry to any Gimli lovers that I insulted with Sirius's remark, but it seemed funny! If anyobe has any ideas on how to keep this going, I'd like them. E-mail them to me. Thanx!!!!! |
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