Lurtz has his third arrow pointed at Boromir's chest
Lurtz: "I think I'll kill you."
Boromir: (pleading): "Think of my children."
Lurtz: (takes his aim off Boromir and cocks his head, confoozled): "You don't have any children!"
Boromir (shuffling his feet): "Someday I might..."
(Thank you Mornie!)
* * *
What is left of the Fellowship has just sent Boromir over the waterfall. A few moments later, dripping wet, he comes up behind them.
Boromir: "Boo!"
Fellowship: (Group gasp) "Gasp!"
Aragorn goes pale. He points a shaky finger at Boromir: "You're not from that coffin! You're not from that coffin! You're not from that coffin!"
Boromir (crosses his arms): "You know, that really is a dorky line. Besides, what coffin?! I was in a boat, you moron!"
* * *
Boromir has just been sent over the waterfall... again. (We used that a lot)
The Fellowship is all sad and teary-eyed.
Gimli: "You *are* the weakest link! Good-bye!"
* * *
(There are two quotes in this one, but they are both from the same movie)
In Lothlorien
Galadriel has just given Legolas his new bow.
Legolas: "Thank you. I enjoy getting presents from strange men!"
Merry (shocked): "Galadriel was a man!"
Merry is promptly slapped by Aragorn.
* * *
Boromir is about to go over the waterfall, yet again.
Boromir (sitting up in the boat): "I cannot swim!"
Aragorn (turning around, but not thinking): "You fool! The fall will probably kill you!"
He turns around and walks on. But then, he turns back to the river.
Aragorn: "Hey wait! You're already dead!"
* * *
At the Council of Elrond
Boromir: "What does a mere Ranger know of these matters?"
Legolas (leaping to his feet): "This is no mere Ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, son of Arador, son of Argonui, son of Arathorn I, son of Arassuil, son of Arahad II, son of Aravorn, son of Aragost, son of Arahad I, son of Araglas... son of Valandil, son of Isildur, son of Elendil, descendant of Elros, brother of Elrond Half-elven, the Peredhil, Lord of Imladris, father of Arwen the Fair, Undomiel, Lady of Imladris and of Lorien, Evenstar of her people, granddaughter of the Lord and Lady of the Wood...
But to make a long story short..."
Elrond (his chin in his hand): "Too late..."
* * *
In the wilderness, somewhere
The Fellowship is sitting around the campfire, eating dinner. Legolas and Aragorn get up to "go on watch"...
Boromir (wearing oven mits and tapping his fingers together): "It's too bad you can't stay for dessert, cause it's gonna be really delicious."
Aragorn turns and smirks over his shoulder. "Don't worry about us..." (wiggles his eyebrows)
* * *
At the Council of Elrond
Frodo rises and volunteers to take the ring to Mordor
Boromir (jumping to his feet): "We can be partners!"
Frodo (suspiciously): "You might try to kill me..."
Boromir (looking sickeningly innocent, but with his fingers crossed behind his back): "I won't kill you..."
Frodo: "I said you'd try!" He promptly kicks Boromir in the shin.
* * *
At Amon Hen
The Fellowship prepares to face a huge swarm of orcs until they see the small white rabbit in the lead...
Aragorn (eyes wide and face pale): "RUN AWAY!!!"
The Fellowship turns tail and runs in utter, and strangely choreographed, panic.
* * *
In the wilderness, again
Aragorn: "Boromir, I've been thinking. Maybe we should let you use the ring after all."
Boromir (perking up): "Really?!"
Aragorn (sadistic smile on his face): "No! Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?!" He walks off laughing madly...
* * *
On to the answers
On to Chapter Seven: And So It Continues