Source: The Mummy
Actual Quote: Rick is threatening to throw Benny overboard.
Lurtz's lines belong to Rick and Boromir's lines belong to Rick.
Of course, in The Mummy, Benny is promptly thrown off the boat after Rick's infamous line of:
"Good-bye Benny." *splash*
(Thanks again Mornie!)
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Quote Number Two
Source: Dracula 2000 (Movie)
Actual Quote: Dracula has just thrown a very dead man out of the cargo hold of a plane and he is going after the two remaining passengers. Of course, they have no idea who, or what he is. I mean, would you steal a silver coffin if you knew it held the undead? Didn't think so. Anyway, this one guy (I can't remember his name, sorry!) starts getting all hysterical. He points at Dracula and says over and over:
"You're not from that coffin! You're not from that coffin!"
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Quote Number Three
Source: The Weakest Link (obviously)
Actual Quote: When a contestant gets kicked off the show, Anne Robinson always says:
"You *are* the weakest link. Good-bye!"
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Quote Number Four
Source: Both are from the movie Clue. If you can't already tell, we love that movie.
Actual Quotes: Miss Scarlet has just received a present from Mr. Body.
Miss Scarlet: "I enjoy getting presents from strange men."
Other Quote: Mrs. Peacock has just been arrested.
Wadsworth: "Just like the Mounties, we always get our man!"
Mr. Green: "Mrs. Peacock was a man!?"
Mr. Green is slapped by both Wadsworth and Miss Scarlet
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Quote Number Five
Source: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (Movie)
Actual Quote:
Sundance and Butch are in a shoot-out and need a quick escape. They are trapped on the edge of a cliff above a river and the only choice is to jump...
Sundance: "I cannot swim!"
Butch: "You fool! The fall will probably kill you!"
They do finally jump, and the fall does not kill them.
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Quote Number Six
Source: Clue, yet again...
Actual Quote: Wadsworth is explaining how all the murders were done and takes a very, VERY long time in doing it.
Wadsworth: "But to make a long story short..."
Colonel Mustard: "Too late..."
And to anyone who wants to know, yes, that is Aragorn's real family tree. We did have to skip a l'il bit due to the fact that we didn't have all night to type one chapter *g*!
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Quote Number Seven
Source: The Emperor's New Groove
Actual Quote: Yzma has just gotten done explaining to Kronk (who is none too bright...) exactly how she is going to kill Emperor Kuzco.
Yzma: "...and he'll be dead before dessert!"
Kronk: (wearing oven mitts, tapping his fingers together) "Which is a real shame, cause it's gonna be delicious!"
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Quote Number Eight
Source: The Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Trailer (unfortunatly, the quote was never actually in the movie, which greatly upset me)
Actual Quote: Boromir's lines belong to Powell and Frodo's lines belong to Lara Croft. Everything is basically the same, except for the kick in the shin.
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Quote Number Nine
Source: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Actual Quote: King Arthur's knights reach the valley with the white rabbit in it. After the rabbit (which is kinda cute) tears out Gawain's throat, the knights freak out and run.
Arthur: "Run away! Run away!"
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Quote Number Ten
Source: Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown! (hehe never saw that one coming, did ya? Did ya?!?)
Actual Quote: Charlie Brown has just opened the mail box and there are no Christmas cards for him (poor little tyke...). He sees Violet walking along, reading her cards.
Charlie Brown (sarcastically): "Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet!"
Violet: "I didn't send you a Christmas card." She walks off...
Charlie Brown: "Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?!"
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On to Chapter Seven: And So It Continues