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Welcome, my lords, to our humor!

All this humor is clean. All of it is original; meaning none of it was taken from other sites. I have compiled a list of links, including humor sites here (under construction). Most of the images here are screen captures, thanks to my sister Halas. Others may be images I have saved from other websites.

If you want to submit a caption, you can by emailing or PMing me the caption (please make sure you specify which picture it's for -- numbers are provided for your convenience). Or if you have an image to go with a caption (or a photo manip), I also welcome those!



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Arwen just saw Legolas walk by� --hobbitgirl

Eat your heart out, Eowyn! --Shalar
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�years old? --hobbitgirl

�Ooh, I love the smell of metal!� --Shalar

Legolas fights laughter as Aragorn delivers his pre-battle rallying speech to the Rohan warriors, unaware that his zipper is down and everyone can see his The Hulk undershorts. --LegolasLover
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�Saruman, this is for the time you gassed the entire class with your crazy sulphur experiment!� --hobbitgirl

CHEESE! --Gordie

"CHEEEESE! Ooh, I love CHEESE!" --Gordie
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Faramir knew he was going insane as he saw Boromir fly across the sky in Santa�s sleigh and decided to bring it down. --hobbitgirl

�Man, are they ugly!� --Shalar
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Ah-choo! --hobbitgirl

*whine* --Shalar

"I do believe I can see my nose!" --hobbitgirl

*whining* "Are we there yet? I have to go to the bathroom. I'm hungry. I'm bored. Gimli touched me! Aragornnnnnnn...!!!" --Shalar & Gordie

Legolas regrets letting Aragorn talk him into babysitting the hobbits.
Frodo: Legolas? I gotta go!
Sam: Legolas, can you carry me?
Pippin: Legolas! I'm hungry-y-y-y!
Merry: Legolas, look! I got a boogie!! --LegolasLover
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Pippin: �What candy?�
Merry: �Ahem�Pippin?�
Frodo: �Don�t believe him, he took it all.� --hobbitgirl

Merry passes gas...
Pippin: That wasn't me!
Frodo: Whew! Who did that? --Gordie
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Whoa, cool! A lightsaber! --Shalar

Aragorn always had a strange fascination with glowing objects. --hobbitgirl
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Legolas found the secret stash of marshmallows. --LegolasLover

�Wow, Aragorn, this energy gum actually gives you ENERGY!� --hobbitgirl

Legolas's Smeagol-look. --Shalar
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�Do you think this look will impress Arwen?� --LegolasLover

�Legolas, what did you do?� --Halas

"Do you have to be such a smart aleck?" --Shalar

"You're going to do WHAT?" --Shalar & Gordie

Aragorn amuses Legolas with his Elrond impression. --Jordan
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Boromir: �That looks nasty.�
Aragorn: �Heeeeeey, you didn�t say you were going to do that to my car!� --hobbitgirl

Boromir has indigestion and Aragorn swallowed a bug. --Gordie
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Aragorn�s wicked side: revealed. --hobbitgirl
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*thinking* "Ew, elf germs... where are the Clorox wipes?" --hobbitgirl

�I asked for gold on this.� --Shalar
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�I�ve already had a bad day, so if you even so much as think about making it any worse�� --Shalar

�Boromir, I stopped believing in Santa 37 years ago.� --hobbitgirl
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Aragorn: I had the worse day ever!
Legolas: *laughing* It was just a rat! --Shadowfax

Legolas is blissfully unaware that Aragorn's sword is going to smack him. --hobbitgirl
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Gollum: �We will serve the master of the donuts.�
Sam: �Look, Mr. Frodo, the donut man�s coming.�
Frodo: �Oh, Sam, I�ve already had too many donuts.� --hobbitgirl

While the others in the group admire the fireworks display, Frodo suffers from a stomach ache after eating too much cotton candy and hot dogs... --Shalar
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�Must have donuts!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
(Referring to an inside joke between Halas and hobbitgirl that everyone is obsessed with donuts.)
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�Did you bring us donutses?� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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�Please, all we wants is donuts!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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�Hey, those are my donuts!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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�Frodo has a donut?!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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And here we have Smeagol, aka Gollum, showing us the correct way to pronounce �donut�. Okay, everybody, �DO-NUT�. --Halas and hobbitgirl
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�We can�t resist the call of the donut!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Anyone care to explain why Frodo is trying to fly away from Sam and Gollum? --hobbitgirl
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�Give up the donuts or I burp in your face!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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And this, boys and girls, is why we chew our food thoroughly. --hobbitgirl
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�You ate all the donuts?� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Another invisible Frodo? --hobbitgirl
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�Hurry, I can smell donuts!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Guess what Legolas and Aragorn just saw? The donut shop! --Halas and hobbitgirl
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�Did you ever read the ingredients on this donut box?� --hobbitgirl
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�Do I see Krispy Kreme?� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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�Whoo hoo! The Krispy Kreme light�s on!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
A little story made by my sister Halas



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�Oh no! The peas slipped off the spoon!� --hobbitgirl
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�Don�t believe a word he says. I see a Halfling�s donuts in his pocket.� --hobbitgirl
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No comment. (Thanks to Halas for this photo manipulation.)
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No wonder Sam was trying to get Frodo to eat more. He was literally wasting away to nothing! --hobbitgirl
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New meaning to the story title �The Dead Hand.� --hobbitgirl
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�I�m a big scary monster!� --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Now, this is annoying. While their friends are fighting and creating a diversion and practically killing themselves, Sam takes a nap and Frodo gives Gollum invisible piggyback rides. --hobbitgirl
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�I so proud of meself.� --hobbitgirl
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�Look, Mom, I get a caption!� --hobbitgirl
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No comment. (This was just a really odd transition between the video game Frodo and Elijah.)
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Peter failed to explain to Miranda that Grima was going to follow her everywhere. --hobbitgirl

Saruman: �BOO!� --hobbitgirl
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Check out Orlando�s shoes! (Thanks to Halas again for the photo manipulation.)



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