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Page 2 46. Emily: "What was I gonna-FUCK!" 47. Lindsay to Emily: "The first cut is the deepest, you cut me a long time ago!" [why does that sound so wrong??] 48. Emily: "Dude, I think my brain froze... literally..." 49. Lindsay: "No! Don't sleep with my worm!" 50. Lindsay: "You see, I have very attractive thighs..." 51. Emily: "I hope no one opens the door... I might get decapitated..." 52. Emily: "Aa... aaaaa... aAAaa..." [me trying to explain the difference between neva and nevah and not succeeding] 53. Matteo to Emily: "You got a dildo sized rocket ship... I've gotten a medium sized one before..." 54. Matteo: "Emily, you'remissing it, I'm dying... it's like the coolest game" 55. Matteo: "I'm gonna get a bigger rocketship then you" 56. Clifford while watching patriots vs. colts game: "They might win... the horseshoes..." [nevah!] 57. Mark Conley (sightsinging and eartraining professor): "We didn't have a Tuesday 'cuz it's a Muesday..." 58. Mark Conley before an eartraining quiz: "Humming sections... hummers in the front. ... SUVs in the back." 59. Mark Conley: "Music has this disturbing tendency of going down... thank god, or everyone would be going like *screech*!" [sings really, really high and out of his range] 60.Matteo to me, trying to get me to go to the theater to go see a movie: "I have cookies in my backpack and you can have them if you come.." 61.Feather: "Ryan will be like: I want to kiss you but I can't fucking see you!" [feather gave me earrings to match the necklace ryan gave me that had a ton of (fake) diamonds on it] 62.Emily: "You're so cute I wanna take you home!" [referring to some of the boys in Dead Poets Society, lol] 63.Emily: "Is that one of the cats?" Ryan: "Yeah, it's Tails." Emily looks @ tails w/her front paws on ryan's leg: "He's mine." Tails looks @ Emily, looks @ Ryan, looks back @ Emily, takes paws of Ryan, gets off the bed and runs out of the room 64.Erin answering her home phone: "Hello, Chen's Restaraunt, how may I help-FUCK!" 65.Emily: "Ryan, your lava lamp is shitting..." 66.Erin: "Obviously this commercial is for guys who are pretty small and need an extension of some sort." (commercial for hummers) Emily: "Well, Ryan drives a Monte Carlo..." Erin: "Is that big or small?" Emily: "It's pretty small." Erin: "Well there ya go." Emily: "Yeah, I know ::smile::" [tee hee!] 67.Ryan: "Feather, close your legs; don't be like your mother. That's how you happened." [mother=me, feather had one leg up in the air while she was laying on her side] 68.Emily to Ryan's dad: "If you hear any weird noises coming out of Ryan's room, you'll know it's just me." Mickey: "It's always you!" [was talking about practicing the violin :p] 69.Emily: "I think the whole brass section should move up so that I can plug my stand light into your strip." Keough (sarcastically): "No, I don't think we can." Emily: "Come on, Ryan, I have faith in you guys." Keough: "Well I don't... I don't think we can move together like that..." [btw, ryan, SK could beat NK any day! :p] 70.Random Girl on Quad: "AWWWWWW! HOW CUTE!!!" [talking bout me and ryan, lol morgan] 71.Ryan: "I had buffalo chicken..." [yes, yes i know...] 72.Emily waitressing: "Would you like fried rice or steamed rice with that?" Matteo: "Can I have Caucasion rice?" 73.Mark Conley: "That's the best thing about this class... You make friends and use the heck out of them!" 74.Flight Attendent on the way home from D.C.: "No children under 15 may sit in the emergency exits over the wings or smoke... Neither can anyone else, actually." 75.Feather: "We (me and feather) satisfied our cravings and... ::both feather and i start laughing::" 76.Jenna: "Ryan, you're such a good father!" Emily: "Yeah, he knows how to pleasure both mother and daughter!" 77.Emily: "Jenna, can i have your cherry... again?" 78.Ryan: "Jenna popped her own cherry!" 79.Emily: "Who's the bitch, who's the bitch?!" 80.Emily: "To put into simpler words, just think of a paintball guy firing red paintballs down your fallopian tubes and your uterus. That's what a period is like." 81.Emily reading a quiz option off of Quizilla: "'What type of SEX do you enjoy?" Ryan: "I dunno, what type of sex do you enjoy? I know I enjoy having sex with you..." 82.Jenna driving in hartford: "What's up with the fucking buses??" Adam: "It's called public transportation..." 83.Professor Vaughn: "I absolutely HATE rain! Out of all the weather conditions in RI, rain is the one I despise the most! It makes me depressed. It makes me snarly. It makes me kick animals and pinch small children....I just HATE rain!" 84.Ryan: "You know, it doesn't say 'No Turn on Red'." Emily: "I know... but we're going left..." Ryan: "Oh yeah." 85.[ryan and i were sitting on opposite ends of the bed when he moves closer to me and i put my legs over his] Ryan: "Hey look! A new position." Emily (bluntly): "No it's not, your dick doesn't bend that way." 86.Emily: "It's like, woah." 87.Mark Conley: "We count 2/4 in a very sophisticated manner: 1,2. We count 6/8 in a very sophisticated manner: 1 2 3 4 5 6. We subdivide 2/4 in a very sophisticated manneR: 1 & 2 &. We subdivide 6/8 in a very sophisticated manner: 1 & UH 2 & UH." 88.Meg: "Tell Ryan to keep his neck-sucking lips off my Emily!" 89.Mark Conley: "Can you see why this would by a yucky notation? Yucky being the technical term.." 90.[lindsay and i were in ryan's room filling out a form for the animal rescue league] question on form: "If there are any other pets in the house, what are their names, pet type and veternary name?" me and lindsay simultaneously in the same voice: "SAMMY!" ryan looks at both of us wide-eyed from the bed: "Never again!" frosh year main home |