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Page 1 1. "dude, i wanna see orlando bloom fall out of the helicopter!" 2. "shen shih, chi lai..." A Night At Nates.. 3. adam got drunk early in the night and matt got drunk right before we left... these quotes are from adam courtesy of kevin * "yo, a dinosaur came through the window. we should go shoot it." * adam puts his head back on the futon and closes his eyes, 5 seconds later he jerks awake and says: "you think i'm asleep, but im really not..." * "can you believe that aged barley does this to someone." * "are you ok, emily?... i'm not..." * "take it from me... save me from myself." * "no, i wish pedro would get arrested for fucking that guy ::mumble mumble:: manny.." * "h2o, the very essence of life. you made me choke on it." * "do i classify as an apologetic drunk?... sorry.." * while holding on to my arm with his head on my shoulder (in the car) "wow, emily, you're my best friend... i might throw up on you.." * "emily, you are my hero..." * "i'm never drinking again... til next weekend.." * this happened multiple times.. nate: "adam! turn it down a notch!" me: "adam! shhhh!!" * adam running down the road in front of the cops and running down the hallway at browning do i even want to get started on what matt was saying that night? hehe. * "oh my god, i'm so drunk..." * jenna calls dave.. "you're going to tell dave aren't you!" * while we're on the highway going about 70 mph, matt reaches for door handle, "can i go outside..?" * this is asked multiple times: "where are we?" * matt was being loud and trying to walk off the sidewalk on our way to browning.. me: "matt, you need to quiet down and try and walk straight, there's a cop sitting right there.." matt: "there's a cop? where? hahaha.. where are we?" so i got a bit tipsy... that last shot i had put me over. i was a lot better off then adam and matt though cuz i was still coherent enough to talk and walk straight (for the most part..) * jeremy: "emily, this shot has you're name on it..." * jenna: "emily, are you tipsy?" me: "mebbe..." * jeremy had brought a bottle of regular vodka and i picked up the bottle to look at the labels, etc. "chug it, emily, chug it!" *thanks to kevin for being our designated driver that night* 4. Jenna: "It sounds like someone's having sex." Adam: "Well, maybe they should be." Emily: "Ok, Jenna, you and me, right here, right now." 5. Emily: "Matthew Robert, you need to get that ass out of bed!" Matteo: "But my ass is comfortable where it is.." 6. Matteo: "Sorry, my phone had a burp" 7. Matteo talking about his dorm: "population: 5 million - dustmites... plus matt and mike." 8. while sitting at lai lai, Erin: "Where'd my chair go?" 9. Emily: "Fuck nuggets!" 10. Adam: "Job Lot for pool sticks!!" 11. Mike: "You're wearing Matt's pants again." Emily: "I'm sorry, should I take them off?" Mike: "Yes, be my guest" Emily: "Maybe if I were wearing different underwear..." Mike: "Why, what kind of underwear are you wearing?" Emily: "A thong.." Mike: "So take off the pants" Matteo: "What are you wearing?!" Emily: "A thonnng.. it says 'i like boyz' on the back" Matteo: "Ooo can I see?" Emily: "Boys... this is getting a bit out of hand..." 12. Chris to Emily: "This is the first time I've seen you with pants on.." [this was about a month and a half after school had started..] 13. Dan: "Yeth, Yeth. It'th the thexy thring quartet, if I muth thay tho mythelf..." 14. Emily: "Bitch!" Jenna: "Double bitch!" 15. Emily to Ryan: "Get off the bed and get me my pants." 16. Matteo making up a song (imitating jack black in school of rock): "5 plus 6 is... 3... I mean, 11..." [except that he screwed up..] 17. Josh (at Nate's): "Can you light this? I can't see single.." [he was a bit drunk..] 18. Nick to Emily (at Nate's): "I like your piece of paper." Kevin: "That was a great pickup line.." [nate was a bit drunk, i was holding a program from a concert in my hand] 19. Lindsey in MUS119: "I was freaking out over it." Dr. Lee: "Well you seem normal now..." 20. Emily to Matt: "matthew robert counts, you best get that ass outta bed..." 21. Leo to Emily: "Well see, I find Andrew very sexually appealing also... so you've got some competition." 22. Ryan to Emily: "It says that you're on the phone.. [away message] oh, you're on the phone with me..." 23. Jenna, Mike, Matteo: "MOM!!!!" Emily: "Children, behave..." 24. Matthew to his left hand: "You had your chance.." [talking about masturbation] 25. Ryan: "... and Yutaro was like 'WTF'" Yutaro: "... and Ryan was like 'LOL'" 26. Lindsay: "You can't eat raw chicken, you'll get, like, gonorrhea or something!" [feather falls on floor laughing] 27. Matteo: "Do that again...but move Leo and get closer together!" [me and feather were pretending to lick leo for a pic] 28. Feather: "But I called shotty last night!" Emily: "Yeah, but you were late!" everyone else: "ohhhhhh!!!" [lol back to hs] 29. Emily: "Feather, you cannot touch the fuzzy bear..." 30. Emily: "Meet Bill, Rob, Harry, and Fred..." [introducing quartet and rachael to the fingers of my left hand... sounds mildly dirty] 31. Feather threatens with bazooka: "You NEED to be quiet!" 32. Charlotte: "Major head cock." [in and out of context it sounded really bad :P] 33. Lindsay: "Bum bum bumbum bum..." Emily: "No, it's bum bum bumbum bum... it's twice as fast.." 34. Emily pointing at the tv to charlotte: "You need to vibrate those notes! I don't see those little fingers moving!!" December 30, 2003 - Rachael's dad's apartment... some alcohol was involved. 'Nough said 35. Chrystal: "Pokemon tournament... poker tournament.." 36. Chrystal: "I'm worse when I'm sober!" 37. Chrystal: "Rachael, is there a thermometer in here so I can stick it up my ass?!" Feather: "...No..." 38. Feather: "Dibs on emily's mummy! ... I mean, money!" [good grief, woman!] 39. Matthew swinging Jenna around inside a hula-hoop: Dude, you bent the hula-hoop! Jenna: I did not! It was you! Matthew: No, it was because of your weight. 40. Emily to Ryan matter-of-factly: "You know how mountain dew lowers your sperm count? Well, I do too." 41. Feather: "One day, I'm just gonna find you and Ryan in one of those corners and I'll be like no..." [in response to me and ryan's corner in matteo's hall inside joke] 42. Emily after coming out of erin's really really cold bathroom: "I think the temperature of my butt just dropped 4 degrees from sitting on the toilet!" 43. Lindsay: "What is she [emily] doing? O dio, she's gonna quote us all. Oh crap, she's doing her livejournal... we're all screwed!" 44. Emily: "Ouchies..." 45. Feather: "I'm just one big, long brain fart." frosh year main home |