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QWI
Hello my name is Qwi. If you go
to the forest, odds are, you probably already know me. I am the creator and ruler of the
almighty Qwiosphere. those of you who were knowing I was going to mention The Qwiosphere
in my Profile, give your self 10 points. Seeing the points don't mean anything, give how
ever many you want. My real name is Chris but many a people call me Billy. I have my own
unique way of looking at life and how I choose to live it. Some people just think I am
odd, but I assure you others that have profiles on this site are as if not more stranger
than I am.
If anyone really cares all that much I live in Aurora, Ohio in the United States of
America. If any of you feel the need to become one of those online stalkers, if that's
what pleases you, go right ahead, I will be waiting. Ohh yeah, if you go to the state of
Ohio's treasury thingie about unclaimed funds, you will see about umm I think 70 bucks
from my savings account I made when I was 8, seeing it was my "SAVINGS" I wasn't
going to do anything with it because I was "SAVING" it, and the morons over at
the bank decided that they should turn it over to the state of Ohio. Which I dun
understand seeing it was my "SAVINGS" but that's my claim to fame.
If you have made it to this point put 200 more points on your score card.
OK, hrmm, might as well talk about what I look like in this paragraph. I am about umm 5'
7" 5' 8" I have brown eyes and brown hair. Hrmm this is starting to remind me of
when I got my license. I weigh about 130lbs and its all skin and bone, heh. No muscle man
here, sorry ladies. hrmm, for an example of my body type, I can touch my spine through my
torso area, its much fun. If you can do it, its a very good way of checking your pulse,
very easy to find there. That is the reason why you will never see me in one of those
muscle man I guess you could call them "prep" avs.
What do I like to do? I was wondering when you were gonna ask that. I like to palace. I
like to sit on top of the roof at the forest, it pleases me so. I like to play my drums, I
like to jetski, I like to humor people with my very often dry humor, and sarcasm. I like
to listen to music. I really like all forms of music except for most rap though there are
a few good songs I like. Namely my favorite bands are Queen, Metallica, Hendrix, Nirvana,
Kiss, Creed, Lynard Skynard, Zeppelin, AC/DC, and this next choice is just going to throw
all of you off but Yahni (don't ask) sure its nothing like the bands mentioned previously,
but its my choice not yours so umm, don't criticize me. If you can name all four of the
members of Queen, give yourself 300 points. If you know what the member played give
yourself 25 points for every one you get. My favorite palaces are fbf (obvious reasons)
thePond (great people, and cool rooms) The Campus (palace I first hung out at and have
many friends there) Camara's Paradise (it has a picture of Cincinnati in it which you will
understand later its a luvly place as well)
OK things I don't like, I dun necessarily hate these things they just make life harder.
Cloners, Banjumpers, Lagers, Sliders, people who struggle with how to use the door at the
gate, people who ask me to make them a ranger, give them the pass, how to become a ranger,
people who hate rangers, people who think that their constitutional rights hold up online,
people who think they were banned for no reason, People who demand that I unban their
friend, the question a/s/l, another thing I dislike is when the stupid freshman drummers
can't keep a steady beat going when playing crash cymbals. People who think my screen name
has something to do with my sexual prefrence. The ending of the 80's flick
"Gridlock" its truely the cheesiest ending I have ever had the displeasure of
seeing. The pot hole on the hill yonder way that I manage to hit every day going in and
out of town.
(pit stop, ok now, rest your eyes, theres still plenty of more stuff to read so dun get
too excited)
if you have made it to this point give yourself 500pts.
This is the Miscellaneous facts section of my profile tingie. My cats name is Oreo, My mom
only has 9 fingers she was born with no right thumb, the carpet in my bedroom has a gray,
purple or pinkish hue to it depending on the lighting, other names I use sometimes in
palace are *Dr. EvilWiz, Bionic Minnow, Otto, Rinderwahnsinn, I am in the Aurora High
marching band in the percussion section so yes I am a band nerd, the swivel chair inwhich
I am sitting at creaks, and does not go up and down not sure what the hell I did to it, I
have been officially palacing since umm 12/23/98 but didn't really do it all that much
till like February or March. My favorite color is black, not that I am a "dark"
person, its just that if you take all the colors what do ya get? BLACK. My favorite
softdrink is Sprite, I luv orange juice, I luv Chicken as well. I like to watch The
History Channel. I luv city scapes/structures. My favorite city would have to be
Cincinnati, I luv to just stare while going down route 71 I believe it is. Down past the
Bicycle Cards place, through the tunnel, past the skyline, onto the bridge to cross the
mighty Ohio River onward to Kentucky.
OK, my friends. There are so darn many of you people. I, like Sappo dun wanna shoot myself
in the foot, you guys know who you are so umm, there. By the way, I knew ya as the name
Sappo, so that makes me an old timer?, it seems like just yesterday, heh.
OK, if you didn't know it already I am a Ranger at the Forest (AKA wizard and or operator)
I like the palace when people behave under standard etiquette rules and the rules of the
forest, so just behave and you won't hear from me, and don't act like you don't know the
rules. To put it short, the more you misbehave equates to more of my time on earth wasted.
Ohh yeah, my webpage, http://theqwiosphere.homestead.com/qwios.html
I know I said it would be done sometime in April. Well with all the computer problems
I have had I am moving it to about early July till I get everything working.
Starting to wonder will Nos even put this up its soo durn long. Maybe It should be placed
in a new section we could call Biographies :) I personally hate using a profile format,
heh, nothing personal I just dun like it.
ok since you made it this far give yourself 10,000pts.
OK, its time to tally up your score, and umm I dunno, feel proud of yourself or something.
umm woohoo, ya finished my profile, wanna cookie? |
