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One day
Queen said, "omg Lisa... wouldn't it be funny to have a Pickup line page listing all
the pickup lines you hear at fbf??" So here's the result. I'll be adding lines here
and there. For those who have used some of these, thanks for a laugh lol. For those who
plan on using them, you can refer to this page as Pick Up Lines for the Dating
Impaired.
- a/s/l? (who hasn't heard that
one?)
- you've been bad, go to my room
- I can cook
- Hey babe, what's your sign? (was
palace around in the 70's? lol)
- You're not too old for me.
- Wanna get a room? (kind of the
same as the second one but a line)
- Hey, wanna to make out?
- Are you married?
- Q: Nice wings. What do you wax
them with? A:With the brillant glaze from your beautifully hypnotizing eyes.
- Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
- You...ME....jello...any questions?
- Does my av turn you on?
- I've been looking at your av from
across the screen.
- I like Grape Koolaid..do you?
- Dunkaroo's are rad..if you like
em..we can shag. (Can you tell who sent this one? lol)
- Wanna get married in vegas, by
Elvis?
- Under this av, I'm not wearing
anything.
- *POUNCE*
- Do you come equiped with
tissues..cuz baby I'm droolin' (Har Har)
- Can i touch your hard drive? (rofl)
- You're not too old for me..I am a
VERY mature 12.
- You don't *look* 22, can I see if
you know what 22 year old's know?
- But I love you.."you don't know
me"..that's ok...
- Can my av touch yours?
- Can I sit on you?
- Get naked.
Okay these were from Zowie. Does
that explain anything? lol
- Poke MY mon Baby!! *rawr*
- If you were a bag of chips and i was
a battery..you would be "Fritolay" and I would be "eveready" !..(rofl
)
- My av looks like me.
- Yes, I can date....just as soon as i
do my chores..brb
- Yes, I can do what I want...hang on
my mom needs me...
- I *know* women...I have a sister....
- Hey baby "don't call me
baby" Hello hot momma
- Wow you're hot. "no..I am room
temperature thank you"
- Are you an angel? "no....and
God doesn't miss me..any more questions?"
- Ooh baby..can i have a quarter..my
mom said to call when i found.... "You didn't find a jack crap mmkay?"
- "you're too young" But...I
have facial hair!
- Can i touch you? "do you *like*
your manhood in tact?"
These are from Queen:
- These pants are baggy... room for
two
- You know you love me
- If I lick you, will you hurt me?
- I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep
with you?
- I know how to please a woman...
"Then please leave me alone..."
- Kiss me beautiful -You and me baby
we ain't nothing but mammals...
- Your looks are stunning... "no,
that's my fist that's stunning *thunk*"
These are from Snowangel:
- 1) do u have a mirror in ya
underwear? cos i can see my self in them...
- 2) i play football... wanna cyber?
(this one was actually used on me!)
- 3) I'll go out with you if u show me
your boobs... (ask Bleep :))
- 4) i lost my phone number... can i
have yours?
- 5) hey, you've got dirt on your
top... *fondle*
- {ok, these arent pick up lines,
they're push down lines}
- 1) could you please leave me alone?
i'm losing the will to live...
- 2) is that your face or did your
neck throw up?
- 3) are you talking to me or choking?
Okay I know you guys can come up with more. When
you do, mail them to me and I'll put them up here. I know we've all heard some. And maybe
told some :P |
